I'd liek to apologize to LazyCash for saying I fucked his mother... - GoFuckYourself.com

TheAmericanCannibal · 12-14-2010, 07:35 PM

I really am sorry.
What I really did was scheduled her for a 12 guy black blow bang- and she was fantastic!!!

I never saw a woman suck so much cock!
She looked like a circus seal on crack.

Then I proceeded to anally fuck her until your sister came in and made me stop, which thankfully was nice, cause she is kinda hot. I say kinda cause of the missing teeth bro, but I respected her enough to show her Far-L's patented "Flying Anal" on my office chair.

Oh the sound of my squeaky office chair as it rolled around the room with her writhing in ecstacy, coupled with the fresh musky scent of your mom's twat it was simply intoxicating.

So sorry for understating it in the other thread.

I just wanted to make sure you had your facts straight.

Chris · 12-14-2010, 07:37 PM

Brutal.....

Agent 488 · 12-14-2010, 07:38 PM

his mother is dead not really funny imho.

Spunky · 12-14-2010, 07:40 PM

Can't we all just get along?

fatfoo · 12-14-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

circus seal on crack

Hmm... That's a new phrase.

Here's something I found interesting: sea lions can be trained to write characters. They are quite smart. Image is here:

garce · 12-14-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah...

I didn't realize that shit could type. Thanks for opening my eyes.

I'll be sure to flush as soon as your descendants manage to wiggle their way out of my asshole in the future.

MaDalton · 12-14-2010, 07:43 PM

ehhhmmmm.... congrats?

B.Barnato · 12-14-2010, 07:43 PM

is good to see grown people talk like they just start first year of school

make me feel so sensible and mature

BIGTYMER · 12-14-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

I didn't realize that shit could type. Thanks for opening my eyes.

I'll be sure to flush as soon as your descendants manage to wiggle their way out of my asshole in the future.

TheAmericanCannibal · 12-14-2010, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

ehhhmmmm.... congrats?

Thank you!

quiet · 12-14-2010, 07:55 PM

seriously retarded. sorry jstyles, but it's true.

dyna mo · 12-14-2010, 08:04 PM

good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.

TheAmericanCannibal · 12-14-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.

Could care less, ban me.

B.Barnato · 12-14-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Could care less, ban me.

Could NOT care less

simple boy

dyna mo · 12-14-2010, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Could care less, ban me.

i wouldn't ban you, you are entertaining to me.

12-14-2010, 07:35 PM	#1
TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,085	I'd liek to apologize to LazyCash for saying I fucked his mother... I really am sorry. What I really did was scheduled her for a 12 guy black blow bang- and she was fantastic!!! I never saw a woman suck so much cock! She looked like a circus seal on crack. Then I proceeded to anally fuck her until your sister came in and made me stop, which thankfully was nice, cause she is kinda hot. I say kinda cause of the missing teeth bro, but I respected her enough to show her Far-L's patented "Flying Anal" on my office chair. Oh the sound of my squeaky office chair as it rolled around the room with her writhing in ecstacy, coupled with the fresh musky scent of your mom's twat it was simply intoxicating. So sorry for understating it in the other thread. I just wanted to make sure you had your facts straight.

12-14-2010, 07:37 PM	#2
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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	his mother is dead not really funny imho.

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B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	is good to see grown people talk like they just start first year of school make me feel so sensible and mature

12-14-2010, 07:55 PM	#11
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	seriously retarded. sorry jstyles, but it's true.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,913	good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.