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Old 12-16-2010, 01:55 AM   #1
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:stop Barbie
Dad goes to a toy store and asks "whats the cost for a barbie doll?"
Salesman: we got
Gym Barbie 19.95
Volleybal Barbie 19.95
Mall Barbie 19.95
Beach Barbie 19.95
Dancing Barbie 19.95
Divorced Barbie 265.95
Amazed man asks:
Why divorced barbie costs 265.95? all the rest costs 19.95
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yes cause divorced Barbie includes:
Ken's Car
Ken's Mansion
Ken's Yacht
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer
and! Ken's friend!
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:04 AM   #2
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:04 AM   #3
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:07 AM   #4
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looooooool dudeeee i just passed the message lol , Agent 488 just made the funny comment lol ... its late this kind of bad jokes are supposed to show up
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:27 AM   #5
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nice one!! it made my day
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:31 AM   #6
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lol thanks raven for the sarcasm (were u serious?) :D
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Old 12-16-2010, 05:41 AM   #7
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Ever notice that the closer we get to the holidays the more divorce jokes come out?
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Old 12-16-2010, 05:42 AM   #8
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Lameness at its finest. Thanks for that
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Old 12-16-2010, 06:00 AM   #9
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Post Menopausal Barbie. Poor Babs wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting in Touch with Your Inner Self."
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Old 12-16-2010, 06:28 AM   #10
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:02 AM   #13
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lets send our divorce wishes to Santa )
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Old 12-16-2010, 01:51 PM   #20
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hahaha so true
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no, but thank you
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