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12-20-2010, 12:32 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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I Wish My Girlfriend Would Stop Eating Peanuts...
everytime i fuck her in the ass, it feels like i am dragging my cock down a gravel road.....
thank god for Super Gold Bond... 24 hours after treatment and i am ready to ride again...  . |
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12-20-2010, 12:34 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Get some Bondo and fine grit sandpaper.
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12-20-2010, 12:54 PM
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Maybe she don't want to have analsex! Have you asked your girl that?
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12-20-2010, 12:57 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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use a ribbed condom to plow her left over nut particles back up into her.
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12-20-2010, 12:59 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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 ask her... thats funny... i'm a man, i don't ask, I TAKE... . |
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12-20-2010, 01:00 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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12-20-2010, 01:00 PM
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perfect read for my lunch browsing....
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12-20-2010, 01:01 PM
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Nice! Use the finger instead.
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12-20-2010, 01:02 PM
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Mainstream Businessman
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Tell her that her asshole is not her mouth. Maybe she'll stop eating peanuts with it.
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12-20-2010, 01:06 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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instead, why dont you ask your girlfriend to chew up the peanuts instead of swallowing them whole
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12-20-2010, 01:22 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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So there is shit in the asshole?
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12-20-2010, 01:25 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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That's nothing.
I need to get my bitch to stop chewing gravel. Goddamn issues with dating rockbiters.
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12-20-2010, 01:34 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Could be worse... be thankful it's not almonds or walnuts.
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12-20-2010, 01:34 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i like peanuts
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12-20-2010, 01:35 PM
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The People's Post
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this thread is nutty!
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12-20-2010, 01:42 PM
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Porn Pusher
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That's crazy lol.
Only on GFY.
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12-20-2010, 01:45 PM
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i hate it when that happens
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12-20-2010, 01:48 PM
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The People's Post
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12-20-2010, 02:20 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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life is great when you have a rich imagination
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12-20-2010, 02:20 PM
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I wish to unclick this thread...
Give me back 2 minutes of my life... |
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12-20-2010, 02:24 PM
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Just before have her get in the shower and take the shower handle down and shove it up her ass to clean it out real good.
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12-20-2010, 03:03 PM
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Just be glad its not almond roca.
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12-20-2010, 03:18 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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buy her peanut butter instead of peanuts...
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12-20-2010, 03:32 PM
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This asshole may contain traces of nuts.
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12-20-2010, 03:38 PM
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Get her on a diet of man nuts instead.
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12-20-2010, 04:11 PM
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Tell her to do an at home enema with a hot water bottle, a tube, a release valve and some warm water with a little salt. She should be doing it anyways.
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