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dropped9 · 12-21-2010, 10:55 PM

With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?

Agent 488 · 12-21-2010, 10:59 PM

http://www.creationists.org/patrickyoung/article09.html

The Demon · 12-21-2010, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9

With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?

Rationalizations are the mother of all fuckups.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15759...-agree-on.html

- LOL - · 12-21-2010, 11:36 PM

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-22-2010, 01:11 AM

They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that....

frank7799 · 12-22-2010, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

http://www.creationists.org/patrickyoung/article09.html

Cool. It´s from the same source which states the following:

"However, because the majority of evolutionists are not Christians, I wish the reader to understand that the term "evolutionist" is used to mean those who believe that evolution -- in the sense of time, chance and struggle for survival--rather than the God of the Bible is responsible for life. (...) Christians need to wake up to this. Evolution is a religion; it is not a science!"

ShellyCrash · 12-22-2010, 01:46 AM

I think there is enough evidence out there to prove that Jesus was real, but like Jewcat said- proving son of god / rose from the dead, etc etc not so much.

Anyone here into Simcha Jacobovici / the Naked Archaeologist?

I don't agree with him 100% of the time.. sometimes he stretches things that extra inch when he doesn't really need to, but for the most part alot of his findings and theories are pretty interesting. He's done a few interesting documentaries about the ossuary of James as well as what he believes to be the family tomb of Joseph's bloodline.

I loved his most recent piece, "Decoding the Exodus". They've put it back into rotation on History International if any of you get that channel. It's a really good watch up until the last 15 to 20 mins where he throws in some crap about the ark of the covenant- everything else though, like breaking down the science and nature behind the 10 plauges of egypt, is pretty money.

Can't blame a guy for going after the ark.. you know deep inside every archaeologist wants to be Indiana Jones.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-22-2010, 02:57 AM

Sometimes I like to think the virgin Mary was actually just a huge fucking whore. that she fucked around behind Joseph's back and got knocked up in some other manger. When all else failed, she came up with this story about how God had impregnated her. her son was raised living a lie and killed for it, and over the next 2 millennium spawned one of the most destructive religions of all time. If Bethlehem had Plan B, we'd be living in fucking Utopia by now...

BJ · 12-22-2010, 03:04 AM

he is real, hes the dishwasher in my restaurant

CurrentlySober · 12-22-2010, 03:10 AM

When I lived in Thousand Oaks, Jesus would wake me up first thing in the morning, with his leaf blower...

Hes real, trust me.

Blingbaby · 12-22-2010, 03:12 AM

And kill Pandora's Gift? Hahahahaa

DamianJ · 12-22-2010, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9

With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?

That's like saying "by now one would think we should have proven the easter bunny and tooth fairy and father christmas is real"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-22-2010, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

That's like saying "by now one would think we should have proven the easter bunny and tooth fairy and father christmas is real"

That's assuming that there was a rabbit wandering around claiming to be the Easter bunny. I suspect that Jesus was in fact a real person wandering around, making holy claims. Doesn't mean they were true claims. I can see people sitting around 2000 years from now talking about religion now...

"Hey do you think L Ron Hubbard really existed?"

"No way."

"Do you really think he could detetct Thetans in your body??"

"That sounds a little fishy to me. You believe in the tooth fairy too? The guy never existed..."

CaptainHowdy · 12-22-2010, 05:23 AM

If you don't give a crap about christianutty... why do you bother??

pornguy · 12-22-2010, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that....

There is actually an arrest warrant that they have a copy of. It was issued in Rome and had a brief description of him. The description of the actions and his location, they believe it was him.

PR_Glen · 12-22-2010, 07:30 AM

I can't find proof that mozart was real either...

I think he's made up, i'm not believing in him anymore!

Hermes · 12-22-2010, 07:30 AM

There's zillion things that technology can't prove or disprove.

Things like eye witnesses are used still as a major part to "prove" something in courts.

Invent a time machine and then we can talk about technology.

Grapesoda · 12-22-2010, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

http://www.creationists.org/patrickyoung/article09.html

wan't that proved a fake?

wehateporn · 12-22-2010, 07:53 AM

Jesus is the Sun, look out the window and you'll see him

marketsmart · 12-22-2010, 07:55 AM

I like to picture Jesus with giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and i'm in the front row and i'm hammered drunk...

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Brujah · 12-22-2010, 07:58 AM

His birthday is celebrated by most of the world.

He performed miracles.
- turned water into wine,
- healed a lot of people,
- exorcised a few demonic possessions,
- caught a lot of fish with just a thought,
- healed leprosy,
- healed paralysis,
- healed blindness,
- healed the deaf,
- restored a severed ear,
- raised the dead more than once,
- calmed storms,
- walked on water,
- cursed a fig tree to death, because it wouldn't produce fruit,

What more do you need?

cherrylula · 12-22-2010, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

There is actually an arrest warrant that they have a copy of. It was issued in Rome and had a brief description of him. The description of the actions and his location, they believe it was him.

he's the original jesusleaks of his time.

fatfoo · 12-22-2010, 08:33 AM

Jesus is not about mechanical machines and technology, man. Jesus is about the flesh.

96ukssob · 12-22-2010, 08:36 AM

Santa Claus can hear you...

Konkan · 12-22-2010, 08:40 AM

Jesus was an alien with human shape that demonstrates his healing skills over pagan tribes in that time with his "miracles". His body was never been found and will never be because he done his mission among the people on Earth and returned to his people in the "heaven"......

Amputate Your Head · 12-22-2010, 08:44 AM

whether he existed or not is irrelevant.

more appropriately, what has he done for us lately?

TheSenator · 12-22-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

Rationalizations are the mother of all fuckups.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15759...-agree-on.html

Funny but the logic is extremely way off.

wehateporn · 12-22-2010, 09:27 AM

This should settle it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM78_ZEE-Os

Scott McD · 12-22-2010, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

He performed miracles.

- turned water into wine

That wasn't wine, that was piss...

TheSenator · 12-22-2010, 09:36 AM

Let me shed some logic on this thread. You need some higher education to listen or an IQ above 110.

Phoenix · 12-22-2010, 09:38 AM

i think the person jesus did exist, i believe they have letters from roman soldiers to their wives, where they speak of him

TheSenator · 12-22-2010, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i think the person jesus did exist, i believe they have letters from roman soldiers to their wives, where they speak of him

Yeah, there are also a lot of letters from jail with the name Jesus too.

12clicks · 12-22-2010, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

whether he existed or not is irrelevant.

more appropriately, what has he done for us lately?

spurred his followers to commit more acts of charity than any other group, government, or organization on the planet.

CaptainHowdy · 12-22-2010, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

Jesus is the Sun, look out the window and you'll see him

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 12-22-2010, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

When I lived in Thousand Oaks, Jesus would wake me up first thing in the morning, with his leaf blower...

Hes real, trust me.

hahahahahahaha

marcop · 12-22-2010, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

spurred his followers to commit more acts of charity than any other group, government, or organization on the planet.

And spurred his followers to kill thousands, if not millions of people who didn't believe exactly the same things they believed.

Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so.

_Richard_ · 12-22-2010, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

His birthday is celebrated by most of the world.

He performed miracles.
- turned water into wine,
- healed a lot of people,
- exorcised a few demonic possessions,
- caught a lot of fish with just a thought,
- healed leprosy,
- healed paralysis,
- healed blindness,
- healed the deaf,
- restored a severed ear,
- raised the dead more than once,
- calmed storms,
- walked on water,
- cursed a fig tree to death, because it wouldn't produce fruit,

What more do you need?

reminds me of that fb joke 'i turned my student loan into vodka, your move jesus'

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-22-2010, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

whether he existed or not is irrelevant.

more appropriately, what has he done for us lately?

He blessed Texas...
No, wait, that was his old man...

Farang · 12-22-2010, 10:21 AM

There is no point in arguing with religious freaks.

The Demon · 12-22-2010, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

Funny but the logic is extremely way off.

Actually, the logic is spot on and we all know that you have zero concept of logic on this forum, otherwise you'd expand your answer rather than making a retarded blanket statement.

The Demon · 12-22-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

Let me shed some logic on this thread. You need some higher education to listen or an IQ above 110.

Then why are you listening to this? We can all post videos supporting our view point. I can post one with an astrophysicist explaining how the world can both be over 5,000 years old and at the same time, over 15 billion years old. Congratulations.

The Demon · 12-22-2010, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop

And spurred his followers to kill thousands, if not millions of people who didn't believe exactly the same things they believed.

Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so.

You do realize that Stalin's secularism killed more people than religion ever could? Or are you just trying to argue a biased viewpoint?

Quote:

There is no point in arguing with religious freaks.

There is no point in arguing with secularist morons. Only on a porn forum do you have to be dumb enough to believe that because someone might believe in god, they are automatically a "Religious freaks". Some of you morons definitely make me feel better about myself.

Farang · 12-22-2010, 10:51 AM

12clicks · 12-22-2010, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop

And spurred his followers to kill thousands, if not millions of people who didn't believe exactly the same things they believed.

Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so.

key word in the question was "lately"
I understand your misguided hate, I just don't practice it.

sologirlcontent · 12-22-2010, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I think there is enough evidence out there to prove that Jesus was real, but like Jewcat said- proving son of god / rose from the dead, etc etc not so much.

Anyone here into Simcha Jacobovici / the Naked Archaeologist?

I don't agree with him 100% of the time.. sometimes he stretches things that extra inch when he doesn't really need to, but for the most part alot of his findings and theories are pretty interesting. He's done a few interesting documentaries about the ossuary of James as well as what he believes to be the family tomb of Joseph's bloodline.

I loved his most recent piece, "Decoding the Exodus". They've put it back into rotation on History International if any of you get that channel. It's a really good watch up until the last 15 to 20 mins where he throws in some crap about the ark of the covenant- everything else though, like breaking down the science and nature behind the 10 plauges of egypt, is pretty money.

Can't blame a guy for going after the ark.. you know deep inside every archaeologist wants to be Indiana Jones.

maybe everyone needs to watch this....

wehateporn · 12-22-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Jesus is a Sun God https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM78_ZEE-Os

seeandsee · 12-22-2010, 11:14 AM

Find Jesus in yourself, not outside, it's all the dust now

The Demon · 12-22-2010, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

maybe everyone needs to watch this....

Wait, you call religion a farce and yet you post....a Zeitgest produced video? ROFLROFL

grumpy · 12-22-2010, 11:50 AM

if you know its real you cant believe anymore

sologirlcontent · 12-22-2010, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

Wait, you call religion a farce and yet you post....a Zeitgest produced video? ROFLROFL

watch the VIDEO dumbass...Christianity is a FARCE..JESUS is a FARCE..man you are arguing at the wrong shit, but I guess a retard can do that

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