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Are Israeli girls hard to get in bed?
I met this hot Israeli girl at the mall. She gave me a manicure while trying to sell me some stuff for xmas. She was damn hot,
Very petite but big boob, full lips, beg eyes. I want her so bad. |
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Generally jewish girls I've been with (and been deflowered btw) are hot and horny, my guess Israeli girls would follow along the same vein..
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I don't know if she would go for an older guy like me and I tend to come off as a pervert.
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You already blew it, sorry man.. but if you met her getting a manicure she already thinks your gay.
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No, she just did one finger to try and sell the product. I have way to much of a beard to be gay.
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There is another guy at her kiosk though. He works the other side. Probably to get the ladies but I think she makes most of the sales.
I love the way they haggle with you. That was the first time I had that experience. |
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Israeli girls are so damn hot.
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if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid without her giving you a hard time most think that by saying their jewish or half jewish it will land em in bed quicker, just say your Irish Italian or Spanish black whatever just not jewish
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All i know is i never pick up waitresses but there is a waitress at this local pub by me that i gave a smile to and was supposedly checking me out hardcore all night. i found out she is single so i am going to go and ask her out.
she is so fucking fine, even hotter then my ex gf who was a 10, buddy i wish you luck i know the feeling when a chicks beauty infects your head, but what an amazing feeling when you make it happen. i am a sexy guy so i am not to worried about it myself and if she is down to go out i will be one happy man. i am talking about jaw dropping beauty i cant even believe chicks like her exist LOL |
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Next time whip out the lil general and ask if she could handle it
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I'm atheist, does that help?
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I'm not even circumsized. Despite all the bs talk on porn boards about cut or not all the jewish girls I've been with didn't give a rat's ass about it and just went along for the ride..
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not into hairy chicks..
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Tap into MOBILE!
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once she knows you have money you will have her clothes off or she will pretend to be a virgin
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I heard they are the bomb in bed.
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They don't seem hairy to me. thick eyebrows maybe.
I don't know, anyone know if they shave down there? |
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I can find out.... hold on let me ask the Israeli chick sleeping next to me right now... LOL (my wife btw)
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Ask DWB he's fucked them all over the world.
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not if you fuck her koscher
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Shot and dated a few Jewish and Israeli girls and never found it a problem to get them into bed. The Israeli girls were ones who had been in the army, one was decorated in the 7 day war. The Jewish ones were daughters of my Dads business associates. None were Orthodox Jews. The girls I shot were probably just after another shoot and thought fucking me was a good way of getting one.
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I thought he only did trannies?
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She also rubbed some cream on my hands. I should have asked her if she could rub it somewhere else.
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I have no idea...but, go for it!!
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yeah, while you spend your time talking about her she's busy sucking somebody else's cock
you want a girl, you try your luck, there's no point in thinking what and if |
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Never had one. So let us know how it turns out. Post the video.
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I heard jewish girls must be virgin until they get married. Does it sound funny? Anyway, no matter it is true or not, just go for it.
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OK, had the same thing happen to me in the mall. They sell you skin care products and are very very persuasive. Yes, they are hot but do you realize how many times they get hit on a day? From guys alot younger than us also. That's why I did all the shit I did when I was young........so I'd have the memories now that I'm too old to make them anymore. Sorry but all I think I would have gotten was skin creme to whack my frog with. Merry Christmas everyone.
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jewish girls give the best head
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yes 5678
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How long is your dick? that's the main key.
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where are you from? i have a friend thats in the US selling xmas stuff...and yes israeli girls like to play it hard to get.
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Go back and ask her next time.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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i wont even begin to say how funny this is lol
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I'm in Indiana.
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make sure you bring some Hummus along next time
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this thread is useless without pictures of israeli girls..
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Israeli girls-lived in Israel a few years-good advice
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I lived in Israel for more than 2 years and I speak hebrew. I've know thousands of Israelis and have a lot in the family. Israeli girls are NOT like Jewish girls. Israeli girls are frigid bitches. This girl probably buffed your nails with a buffer so they shone like the sun and slathered you in this fake dead sea shit they hock in all the malls. Sound like your girl? She'll play frigid bitch hard to get. She won't return your calls, have you buy her bling and take her out for fancy meals... You'll also have shelled out about $500 on (probably FAKE) dead sea hand cream and nail buffers as "christmas gifts" for every one who know. First, know that these Israelis are in the US for a quick dollar. Six months, a year, maybe two years max....they're there after the Israeli army to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$. And the bitch'll rape you financially if you let her. Israeli bitches=not worth it I know what I'm talking about...I know them and I lived in Israel. ;) Love Vanessa |
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i would have banged her within 10 min then she would have licked my balls afterwards
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