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What is it about Dating these days
I had a crazy experience this past weekend. A girl that I met at a club like 3 weeks ago, I saw last weekend. The first time we met, we talked much of the night. Thanks to my friends, she found out what I do the night I met her.
So we hang out all night again last weekend, I ask her out on a date, she accepts. So date night comes, this past wednesday and she asked me if I want to meet her kids, which is odd, since it is our first date and all. I hesitate, she says it's ok and says something about her son being "daddy starved". <Warning sign number one. We get to my house and she says she wants to say something to me. She tells me she has herpes. That she fell in love with this guy who told her he had it and she still dated him and got it. I tell her I have never had an STD and that I was sorry for her <Warning sign number two. And then she tells me she has been with over 500 guys. OMG 500 guys?!? Seriously?!? But she does not really like sex anymore <Warning sign number three. I go to take her home and she says she wants to be friends for now, since she doesn't really want her kids around someone that does what I do online. I feel really sorry for her, she is 26. She is so pretty, and the story is so sad. ![]() Seems like every woman in her thirties has kids, and std or both ![]()
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If you have never had an std you're not doing it right.
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kid have a rash on his head?
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'A girl that I met at a club like 3 weeks ago.'
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I am a lifestyle fetishist, sex is special to me. I know, I am a retard. But yeah. Pretty much a good boy I am.
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"proximity attraction"?
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LOL why is it sad when she clearly made all her own choices? Stop trying to be captain save a hoe.
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I think I am subconsciously sad that most women in their thirties are fucked up in some way shape or form, meta. Slim pickins...
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bad adult webmaster better leave that 500+ guys whore alone ... sorry man
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stop meeting sluts at clubs. it will reduce (not elminate) these kinds of incidents.
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I dated one that I found out was an escort, hell, at least I wasn't paying for it
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actually it sounds like she has her head on pretty straight to try to find what she is looking for, she is being super honest about everything up front, if that is not ok with you then she knows right away and doesn't waste time playing games or keeping secrets, so she can move on to the next
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your FIRST warning sign should have been "I met her in a club"
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Class act.
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yeah thats a good point man
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ouch Vendz, did you confront her or just stop talking to her?
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its pretty ironic that after all that she has a problem with what you do. she doesn't exactly sound like a shining example for her kid.
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Sores pics or GTFO.
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Both, she wasn't worth any more time.
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Over 500? That's a different cock she's had in her every weekend since the age of 16. And she has the nerve to bring up what you do for a living? Kick that skank to the curb.
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She told you her dirty little secrets and probably sensed you had a problem with it so that was her way of ending it and saving her pride. If she had a problem with what you did to begin with she wouldnt have went out with you and definitely wouldnt have had you meet her kid/kids.
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Well at least she was honest.. although you don't know what she could still be keeping a secret.
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I can't get over the 500 guys. Did you ask her what SHE does for a living?
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lol yeah if thats what she has to say on the first date imagine what she might come out with in six months.
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I didn't see the most asked question answered here...
did you get a "thanks for the first date" fuck? A blowie at least??
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Sounds like a keeper!! Can she cook also?
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500 guys at 26 that's not allot for most women who frequent the club scene and that are attractive. Assuming she was sexually active since age 18 that's 8 years. If she slept with on average 20 different guys a month times 12 times 8 you get 1920 guys. I know that seems like allot but some girls sleep with several guys on the same day so 15 to 20 guys a month would be average for a hot club chick. Most girls down play it and out right lie since they don't want to be seen as a whore.
I had a roommate she was average, she would fuck on average 2 different guys per day 4-5 days a week. She was only 19 and sleept with more than 500 guys. I fucked her and she had allot more than herpes and luckily i only got Gonorrea from her. My advice to you bro don't believe the ho 500 guys is BS. Look the other way and run DTB that bitch bro. Not sure if you're aware but even if you're not the kids daddy you can still be liable for child support if you're dating her |
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Practice spreading your positiveness to others and it will grow.
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You dont meet nice girls at a night club
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She totally took all the surprise factor from getting an STD...
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About half of the girls I dated through dating sites were like that. They either try to get rid of you telling you such things, or simply have some screws missing in their heads. I even remember couple of pathological liars who could even say something like "I'm really from Mars".
500 sex partners my ass. Even professional hookers rarely score that many.
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Looks like your attention was the only thing to got "whored"...
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