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12-28-2010, 09:12 PM
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Jeans for guys with flat asses?
I have a flat ass, my jean size is 36 waist 32 length. I usually just wear cheap jeans from old navy and they are always baggy in the back.
Im going out tomorrow to Macys and splurge on find jeans that give me a great ass. I want them tight in the back. Any suggestions? Diesel maybe? I dont know jeans brand names. there has to be *Something* for guys with no ass like me. |
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12-28-2010, 09:14 PM
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haha I love it...here we go...
'do these pants make my butt look big? nah your butt makes you butt look big...' |
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12-28-2010, 09:21 PM
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work on the 36 waist, then your ass might look better in jeans.
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12-28-2010, 09:25 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Do more squats
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12-28-2010, 09:31 PM
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If you suffer from FAS (Flat ass syndrome) look no further True Religion offers a huge variety of jeans that will help you overcome FAS....
http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._includes.html lolololol |
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12-28-2010, 09:35 PM
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I've got a fairly flat ass but I also have a 26" waist. I find the Diesel Zatiny to be pretty nice for my own situation. But I think if you've got a 36" waist, and a 32" length... you should be focused on diet and exercise, and avoid buying expensive jeans.
If you lose a couple inches, you'll have flushed $200 down the drain. |
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12-28-2010, 09:47 PM
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 that's an article on chick jeans eh. btw, 501xx shrink to fit ftw. |
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12-28-2010, 10:03 PM
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12-29-2010, 07:58 AM
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ok thank you
i didnt realize a 36 waist was "obese" lol  |
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12-29-2010, 08:36 AM
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only g-star low loose jeans for me... tried others recently while doing some shopping but came home with the trusty g-star jeans again.... comfortable as hell and looks great on me... lol. Do i sound a bit gay now?
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12-29-2010, 08:42 AM
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Get some ass implants
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12-29-2010, 09:03 AM
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GAP chino pants is my choice. I hate jeans.
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12-29-2010, 09:05 AM
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shit, everytime I see this thread I think 'jesus for guys with flat asses'
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12-29-2010, 09:07 AM
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a 36 inch is not that bad. My husband wore a 36 for a while (before he went back to the dojo), and he didn't look bad, just a little extra meat on the handles but not disgusting or anything like that
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12-29-2010, 09:37 AM
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theyre called squats....do them
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12-29-2010, 11:31 AM
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12-29-2010, 11:34 AM
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12-29-2010, 11:46 AM
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12-29-2010, 11:47 AM
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I don't know about all that homosexual men ass stuff, but True Religion and Levi's are the jeans to get right now. Get them a lil slightly loose, cuff the bottom of the legs a little and have them sit over some ACG boots and you'll be pimpin'.
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12-29-2010, 11:52 AM
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I'm glad I have a great ass!
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12-29-2010, 11:57 AM
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Just shit your pants before you go out, and the resulting mess will fill out the ass area
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12-29-2010, 12:03 PM
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Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.
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12-29-2010, 12:08 PM
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36 waist needs work, i am 220 pounds and i am fairly sure my waist is 33-34
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12-29-2010, 12:11 PM
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Geez, do you guys pluck your eyebrows and and wax your mustache's too?
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12-29-2010, 12:25 PM
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12-29-2010, 01:26 PM
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Listen to him, he has best jeans
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12-29-2010, 01:49 PM
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unless they are vintage redline levis, paying more than $50 for a pair of jeans is ridiculous.
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12-29-2010, 01:52 PM
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If you can get to a Uniqlo go there... best jeans for the price
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12-29-2010, 01:54 PM
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12-29-2010, 01:59 PM
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Hit the squats or leg press and in 3 months you will have no worries.
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12-29-2010, 01:59 PM
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12-29-2010, 02:10 PM
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this is slowly but definitely turning ghey.
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12-29-2010, 02:38 PM
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I had a 46 inch waist, but its now a 32...
I have stuck to my diet |
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It was easier to find them when I was fatter. |
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12-29-2010, 02:43 PM
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You want to find a jean that has a big pocket on the butt it will help with your flat butt ; )
Example: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...1221&LinkType= Good brads to buy, 7 For All Man Kind, Guess, True Religion and check out the buckle if you have one... They always have a good jean! |
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12-29-2010, 02:53 PM
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Get some butt implants and you can wear anything.
And yes, they have them. Come to Miami, there are implants for everything.
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12-29-2010, 03:28 PM
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The only real jeans ever, Levi's 501
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the only jeans i have in my lineup are 501, most all are vintage/vintage reproductions. |
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12-29-2010, 04:15 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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<--- let's the gay guy in store help him
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You definitely need to go with action Jeans...
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