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Old 01-09-2011, 04:11 PM   #51
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:23 PM   #52
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so, let me see if I get it: you ask for opinions, then when people gives you an opinion you insult them and come all defensive about how little did you care? And if you cared that little, do you think is smart to say it? Do you think it makes you look cool? IMHO (yeah, I know I didn't work for as much design and advertisement companies as you, so it's a very humble one) her site is pretty poor. But yours are worse. Just deal with it and let this thread die, I can't even figure out why do you want to make yourself look bad claiming how unprofessional you are. Some people have no brain cells...
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:29 PM   #53
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I wasn't aware that this was interview or even an English literature paper I was writing :P
You'd have gotten it if you been here on GFY for more than a few minutes.
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:33 PM   #54
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I guess your very jaded about my place of work.
yes i am very jaded about any "top firm" that has you hired. "Top firms" usually have top talent. that is why you do not work for any "top firms".

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I totally invite you to come up with something in 6hrs.
no sorry i am a professional i do not work for free. there is a reason why you do.
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:46 PM   #55
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lol - seriously there are some assholes in this forum.

I'll be keeping tabs on your work MetaMan... and ofcourse you to CandyFlip.

BTW MetaMan... you honestly don't have anything to prove; literally! :P
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Anyone who's got half a brain keeps their shit off of GFY.
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:52 PM   #57
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Anyone who's got half a brain keeps their shit off of GFY.
No wonder you have nothing here. You must have half a brain like you claim.
Both of you talk shit but nobody has any idea of what quality of work you produce.
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:58 PM   #58
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so, let me see if I get it: you ask for opinions, then when people gives you an opinion you insult them and come all defensive about how little did you care? And if you cared that little, do you think is smart to say it? Do you think it makes you look cool? IMHO (yeah, I know I didn't work for as much design and advertisement companies as you, so it's a very humble one) her site is pretty poor. But yours are worse. Just deal with it and let this thread die, I can't even figure out why do you want to make yourself look bad claiming how unprofessional you are. Some people have no brain cells...

I know you didn't read this topic from the start... otherwise you wouldn't be talking shit.
BTW - you're z-index scrolling is so jerky it's untrue.

Don't tell me, this - http://www.fdsign.com/evolution/, is the best you can do.

Or even this: http://www.fdsign.com/

Learn to slice, blend and extract images better. How long did it take you to make?
I'd begin work on v11 if I was you!
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Old 01-09-2011, 05:01 PM   #59
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For 2 hrs a day over 3 days... I don't think I did too bad... considering it was for FREE.
That garbage took you that long? lmfao.
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BTW MetaMan... you honestly don't have anything to prove; literally! :P
No of course i don't. Your work screams amateur it proves itself. That is my entire point. I'm glad you are finally following.
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Old 01-09-2011, 05:07 PM   #61
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I know you didn't read this topic from the start... otherwise you wouldn't be talking shit.
BTW - you're z-index scrolling is so jerky it's untrue.

Don't tell me, this - http://www.fdsign.com/evolution/, is the best you can do.

Or even this: http://www.fdsign.com/

Learn to slice, blend and extract images better. How long did it take you to make?
I'd begin work on v11 if I was you!
oooh, you're hurting my feelings, don't be mean!

Besides, I don't remember saying I'm a top cat at anything nor working with big ad agencies and such, so I guess I get some kind of free pass for all my mistakes.

btw, I'm pretty sure that this:
http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/v...urephat.net%2F

http://validator.w3.org/check?verbos...urephat.net%2F

are just an expression of how humble you're giving us all hope sometimes we'll reach your level of stardom and professionalism.

On a side note, like Meta said, you have to work for free (and even then your work is rejected). I have to reject paid clients (top companies in business) because of lack of time. Life is unfair sometimes, people just don't have taste, you're right
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This is funny. Some stupid kid who can't take criticism trying to knock two pretty well respected designers.

As for me, I would never call myself a designer and I've done plenty of shit that puts what you posted to shame. So if I consider myself a hack, what does that make you?
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Old 01-09-2011, 05:16 PM   #63
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oooh, you're hurting my feelings, don't be mean!

Besides, I don't remember saying I'm a top cat at anything nor working with big ad agencies and such, so I guess I get some kind of free pass for all my mistakes.

btw, I'm pretty sure that this:
http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/v...urephat.net%2F

http://validator.w3.org/check?verbos...urephat.net%2F

are just an expression of how humble you're giving us all hope sometimes we'll reach your level of stardom and professionalism.

On a side note, like Meta said, you have to work for free (and even then your work is rejected). I have to reject paid clients (top companies in business) because of lack of time. Life is unfair sometimes, people just don't have taste, you're right
lol - your validating CMS generated errors?
That's big of you.

You never answered my question btw.
And I think we can agree to disagree. No wonder there are so many jerks on GFY.
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This is funny. Some stupid kid who can't take criticism trying to knock two pretty well respected designers.

As for me, I would never call myself a designer and I've done plenty of shit that puts what you posted to shame. So if I consider myself a hack, what does that make you?
This is funny... you've posted nothing to back it up.
The static preview i worked on is average but it's good for the amount of time put into it.... which is nothing.

what do you have?

BTW - If I was a newb, my join date wouldn't be Jan 2003.
It just goes to show that you and MetaMan enjoy talking shit.
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I don't need to prove or back anything up. Admit you suck and can't take criticism. Let the thread die and maybe one day someone here will hire you and pay you actual money for your work.

Even though I still think that's unlikely, you'll get farther ahead than you will if this thread keeps going. Trust me on that one.
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Old 01-09-2011, 05:28 PM   #66
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Dude - I'm not here to make a living like you.
I get paid well enough already.

This is just a fun hobby. And i'll enjoy reviewing MetaMan and your content in good time.
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We know you design skills aren't paying the bills. What is it that you do?
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... As a developer and designer working at a top agency ..
Can you show your work at that level?
Becasue samples provided are not any near a top agency work sample.
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And I think we can agree to disagree. No wonder there are so many jerks on GFY.
Um no we cant agree to disagree. Couple things for sure that everyone agrees on is:

your design you did sucks
you lie to yourself about your skill level

those we can agree on. re read the thread.

I am seeing one jerk in this thread. I wonder who it is?

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Becasue samples provided are not any near a top agency work sample.
Careful Sid this guy has clearly got us on lock.

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This is just a fun hobby. And i'll enjoy reviewing MetaMan and your content in good time.
Ok so at the beginning you work for a "top agency". Now it is just a hobby.

Ok this thread is becoming crystal clear as we go along here.
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Saying you work for a top notch design firm and coming up with these two designs says enough.. I'd almost say you're a troll. It's nothing compared what the design is nowadays bro.. No offence
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There are a lot of assholes on GFY and i guess i must have rubbed them the wrong way, when i said i work for a top agency (mainstream). Why would I lie about that?

The work I did is a poor example of what I am capable of, but producing a static page like that in 6 hours, I personally think, is a good effort... but some would disagree.

I do have examples of work, but I'd rather keep my id personal on this forum. However, I think i'm more determined now, to make a meands and tear down my first attempts at porn and build something truly respectable with jQuery and Codeignitor.

So to cut the long story short... what type of sites in your opinions, constitute as good design? I'd like to see some examples.
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So to cut the long story short... what type of sites in your opinions, constitute as good design? I'd like to see some examples.
http://siteinspire.net/home

http://www.thefwa.com/
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I know because your design work on this site is low quality. And any "top" design firm would gasp at the look of it. i can tell by your font/lines/shading you dont know what you are doing.

No sorry i dont work for agencies nor do i claim to work for any. you're the one who did.

her newer site IS better.

Honestly you are not a designer. Stop calling yourself one. It makes real designers look bad and gives off the impression anyone can design.

You are an amateur wannabe. do not get it mixed up.

you are the guy who pulls out the acoustic guitar and strums some shitty notes and goes around telling chicks you are a musician. Same thing in this case.
This.

(No offense, Xer0. I don't know you personally and you may be a swell guy but your design sucked a bag of dicks and hers was better. Not by much, but better.)
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Your design is worse. It would've been OK if you just admitted you are not a designer...
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