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Ever been in a fist fight, as an adult?
Was at my kids soccer game awhile back and one of the boys on his team was playing rough with one of the other players.. nothing bad, I mean they were only 7. So the dad of the other kid gets LIVID and walks up in his polo shirt and loafers and straight up punches our coach right in the face, no holding back. Luckily our coach had the discipline to shake it off and later talked to the boys about what happened... but holy shit, this dude was ready to dance.
I've been prepared to fight a couple of times, once a drunk college guy started messing with my wife and another time was at Max Hardcores house... yeeeears ago at a house party. Neither came to blows luckily.
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business ready hit me up!
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theres nothing that i hate more than someone wanting to fight just because, i mean if it goes to an xtreme then you should, but if its for something stupid (most of the time its for a stupid reason) then its not worth it, even less if people is drunk
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Definitely, but would never do it around kids or with someone kids look up to.
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Last year I confronted my dogwalker about not walking my dog. I suspected she was skipping out on it so I put something next to the door. When I got home the thing never moved... so she's busted.
When I told her about it. She got angry and started yelling. Then took a couple swings at me lol .
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Yeah, street fight. Cracked the dude on the crown of the skull with a folded up leatherman. Blood everywhere, sucked.
It started because he mouthed off about me being parked in the way of some hot dog vendor, shit happens quick.
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'art of the none fight'
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I should add, he acted like he had a weapon. Hence my use of a tool.
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long time ago.
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Unfortunately yes, sometimes it's unavoidable in the town streets on 'binge drinking' saturday nights
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I fought some dude @ Lower Trestles. All over a wave lol.
He called me out..so I paddled in. Both of us got in some decent shots. It came out even. Fighting in a wetsuit sux.
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BACON BACON BACON
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not for a very long time
now that im a family man, someone would have to be about to or causing damage to my family for me to get excited. the other day i had a guy cut me off in traffic, he cut me off twice, i gave him a horn honk. that sent him into a rage, he pretended to smash into me several times. came up beside me at some lights and wanted me to roll down the window. i rolled it down eventually, he went off on a troll roll, and screamed every cursive he knew at me. when he was done, i asked him if he thought i cared..and then rolled up my window and drove home..lol |
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So fucking bland
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about three times i think?
Once was a big pub fight, about 20 people at it. another time was outside a pub in London - i was outnumbered and had to smash a bottle and threaten them with it in an attempt to scare them away - luckily it worked, and the third time was when i saw a girl getting abused by her drunk boyfriend in the street - a bit of a weird one as a group of other guys waded in an attacked us both but the girl did thank me afterwards. And i'm a right skinny bastard too.
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I've been in a few when I ran clubs. You have to end it quickly. Nothing at all like on tv or the movies.
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Now with more Jayne
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Yeah, you teach kids about not playing rough by decking the other coach.
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once... actually it was a robbery...
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about 6 months ago some angry russian wanted to beat me up but his friends and security held him back and carried him out. but i usually talk myself out of situations like that - and it only happens every 3 or 4 years. i don't look like an easy victim, that helps
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About two years ago, these 3 guys came up to us after the bar, pushed my friend, and then it was on. I got sucker punched, but they by far took the worst of it.
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I had just recently been hired as a driver for a local company. I came to the office that night to turn the van in and drop my paperwork. I got out of the van to unlock the door and a guy jumped me. I just kind of reacted, and got some good licks in.
Turned out the guy was the former person that held the job. He got drunk, and decided I cost him his job for some reason so he waited on me. I ended up calling him an ambulance. He tried suing the company and me for his injuries and time off work, but was the case was dismissed. |
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punched bouncer about a ago. Got charged with assault. Not proud of it but the guy deserved everything he had coming to him.
Charges were dropped so all good
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i got smacked in the nose new years eve, trying to stop my mates brawling
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The infamous yellow sofa!!!
Man those pics bring back old times.. ![]()
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One time.
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hahahaaahaah - was it a pyjama party? or a body builder meeting?
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I got in a few fights during highschool. Then I ran into a guy 6'4" Samoan, who taught me a lesson.
I made it out of that one with 2 black eyes, stitches, and the realization that for the most part, win or loose, fighting isn't worth it. Unless, someone is messing with your family/Kids/Wife/brothers/sisters. No fights since then, and I hope to keep it that way for the rest of my time on this planet. |
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always when i'm not around.. hehe
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I'm a magnet for drunk idiots who want to start shit. Don't know what it is.
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My ex husband was special forces. He still has a tendency to (as he says) "seize the moment" at the legion from time to time.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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After a night of partying with two friends, the club let out (2:00 a.m) we were outside shooting the shit, trying to find some birds to bring back to the nest. I look over and see my buddy Rabbit (5'5 125 lbs. soaking wet) talking to this black girl with his phone out, out of the blue I hear a commotion and look over to see my friend in a bit of a tussle with this black guy twice his size, so I run over and try to break the fight up. After about 15-20 seconds the fight stops and I walk my friend away from the crowd, so I ask him 'What the fuck happened?', and all he said was 'he just blind sided me, I guess that was his girlfriend?'. We continue to walk towards my car and unbeknownst to me, the guy who started the fight wasn't finished. He runs up with 4-5 friends and says to my friend 'you think that was it?', so I try to defuse the situation (knowing my two friends aren't the fighting type), but eventually he took a swing at me, I ducked and countered with a right uppercut, which made him stumble backwards, then all of the sudden everything went blank, I don't know if I was knocked out or the adrenaline caused me to lose touch with real time. I came to wrestling with two guys in the middle of a side street next to the police sub-station downtown, I end up getting the full mount on of the guys (no homo) and as I'm landing my 4th or 5th good punch to his face, I feel my entire body tense up and I go into a seizure like shake, after what seemed an eternity it stops, so I try and get up to run, that's when I hear 'Get Down!', then a knee came across my back and my hands were ripped out and then forced behind my back, they stand me up and I realized I was just tasered. I ended up being the only one who went to jail that night.
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few years ago, 3 drunk guys got out of a cab at the casino and started to shout at a smaller buddy of mine. So I asked them if they had something to say. They then proceeded to jump me. I ended up throwing the one guy head first into the brick wall (by accident) we were turned around. Guys head blew open, fight stopped because everyone thought he was dead. Including myself.
Since then i try to "avoid" fights as I always have. But I am not one to shy away from any situation involving my family or friends. 99% of the time it is some drunk 30-50yo guy who thinks they are "big tough guys" because the wife let them out one weekend. I love seeing those guys catch a swift ass beating. Always loud mouth old losers. |
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![]() ![]() and it wasn't you that I almost mixed it up with, was some drunk preppy looking guy about my height. his girlfriend got between us. she was hot.
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I try my hardest not to get into fights anymore. You don't know who you are fucking with. I've met BJJ Blackbelts and MMA fighters you'd never guess their skill level seeing them day to day minding their own business.
It's also why I don't drink, the aggro gets to be too much.
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Oh...so now you're trying to accuse me of being an "adult"? Those are fighting words!
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When I left the apartment in the morning, to go to the gym, I had NO IDEA I was going to be at a party that night... I had only been in LA for about a couple of weeks at that point, and didnt really know my way around. Someone picked me up, and told me about the party. I thought they were taking me home to get ready. They were not... So, I never got a chance to change, so there I am, at a party, wearing workout gear, with my hair totally flat etc... Feeling really unprepared and out of place... (But at least I had showered !) So, I stand on these really steep steps outside, at the side of the house, trying to stay in the shadows and decide to play with my new toy. Its a PDA. TOP OF THE RANGE. Just bought it a few days ago. Paid over $1000 for it! It was really fucking cool... I proceeded to drop it, and watch it in slow motion, as it bounced down the concrete stairs. It got fucked !!! So I gave up, went inside, sat down and thought fuck it... Thats when the pic was taken... Still, It could have been worse... At least I didn't sit on the yellow sofa lol |
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