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Still In China: Is a Handjob therapy? My Changsha China Massage..
Really miss home. Want to be back...
Im now in Changsha China.. In what is said to be the nicest hotel in the provence. Still its China, and i want to be home...... ![]() Yesterday I decided to get a massage in the hotel. They are dirt cheap here with the American Dollar. I was told I had to get one. Massages for only 12 dollars USD in one of the nicest Spas Ive been too. Im not much of a massage guy but I went down to see what they had to offer anyhow. There is a sign out there with a Menu. -Yin Foot Massage -HongKong Traditional Massage -Thai Deep Tissue Massage -Hongkong Oil Massage -Deep Tissue Massage -Hot Rocks Massage -HongKong Soothing Massage -VIP From top to bottom the top being the cheapest the bottom being the most $$. Now I have no idea what the fuck is what.... And the people working at the Spa dont speak any english at all. Im asking why the VIP one was triple the price and they didnt understand what I was saying. So they go to the back to get someone. Im assuming someone who speaks English so they can explain to me what is what. Out comes this hot hot hot looking gal in a Chinese dress. And she has TITS......... Uhhhhhhh, Chinese gals dont have Tits, but this one did. Perhaps the only one in the Country of a billion or so people and she happened to be here. So I asked her what these were.. But she spoke no English... I was thinking what the hell did they go get her for then? She couldnt be the massuse... Becasue she was so dolled up. And I could see some of the ugly massuse gals walkign arouond in polo shirts and sweats. So I asked her what these were. She just smiled. And said "VIP", in a very very soft voice. I said, uhhh ok, what is VIP.. She just said VIP. got out a calculator and punched in some numbers to show me how much USD it would be.. Ahhhh I thought, she must be management. The math major.. She was here to tell me how much I was paying. It was 50 bucks for the VIP. Well fuck it I thought... I said ok.. Lets do the VIP..... What the hell...... So she takes me back into the back room... Keep in mind this is a High Class Hotel and the Spa is like any other Spa in a High End Hotel. Its very very nice, clean, tons of customers men and women (my wife got a massage there the day before). Its no back alley massage joint, not is it like common folk Dosha style. This is top of the line high class Spa in one of China's nicest hotels where the big whales stay. And Im about to get the "VIP" of massages. So she takes me to the massage room. I enter. Right away I feel strange. Real strange. For one there is no massage Table. Uhhhhhh, its a Bed..... Yes, a fucking Bed...... So Im starting to panic. But im also kinda excited but not admiting to myself here quite yet whats running through my head. She tells me to get undressed, and she starts this bubble bath in this huge Jet tub for me. I get undressed in all but my underwear. She looks at me and tells me to drop that too. Keep in mind she is in the room while this is happening. Im getting undressed in front of her. No here's a robe and Ill be right back kinda thing. So i strip down in front of her. She guides me to the bath and helps me in. Then this other gal enters the room. She gives me a sponge bath!! Meanwhile this Chinese gal with the Tits is still in the room. Instructing this sponge gal and making sure im ok with the temps etc. Then another gal enters. She has tea and cookies.. She brings them to me and turns on the Plasma TV for me to watch. Keep in mind Im fucking naked here. And there are three women casusally serving me here. Im kinda freaked. Yes me, Boneprone who has been in the company of some of the most beautiful women in the world, I work in the world of modeling and nude modeling, been with playmates and penthouse pets around the world, and here I am freaking out some in this tub.. Naked.. Not to mention Mr. Happy downstairs is scared too and is like a turtle in his shell.. Anyhow, they continue to serve me. The three gals. I get out of the tub and they are drying me. My balls and my crack too. WTF?? This is stange shit I was thinking. Was this supposed to be erotic? My heart was racing, but I was trying to play it cool. What was going to happen here I was thinking.. The two gals put me in a robe and take me to the bed. The hot one with the tits and the tight Asian dress is gone. Who knows where. They tell me to lay down on my back. And clean things up. In comes the Busty Asian hottie. She' in a robe. She asks me if im ok and I say yes. Im ok.... She starts to rub me with hot oil. Then I feel her climbing aboard me on stiing on me as Im laying on my stomach faced down. I notice im feeling her legs on me and that its soft bare skin. WTF im thinking? But im starting to like this. I have to play it cool here, but my heart is racing. She's really working the massage. I can tell she's not naked but has some shorts or panites on. But then she starts to really rub the back and i can feel her boobs rubbing on me and her stomach. She didnt have a shirt on. Bra yes. But no shirt.. Again, WTF!!! She's rubbing my innner theighs and every now and then she rubs up against my balls with her fingers. Im thinkign is that by accident? Whoops there she goes again! And Again! Ok, im not a dipshit, this bitch is teasing me!! Im forcing myself to think about baseball and taxes so I dont pop a hard one during this massage. Last thing I wanted was to pitch a tent when she tells me to flip over. But Jesus not even I, the mighty boneprone could stay in control here. I was losing it. Baseball didnt work.. Taxes didnt work. Thininking of my grandma didnt work.. Whoops she just touched my penis again. Ahh shit. Im in trouble! Then she taps me and tells me to flip. She puts a towl over mr Johnson and starts to work the chest. I still have my eyes closed like im relaxed from this massage.. I kinda take a peak and this gal is stripped down into a panties and a silk bra. Jesus Christ............. Tent is now pitched. Ok this is where it gets strange.. She is giving me this massage, and she is playing with my nipples. Now what kind of massuse does that. She keeps doing it. Pinching em, playing with em. Then she works the stomach and leg. And just like before when I was flipped the other way she keeps touching my unit by "accident" over and over. Then she rubs oil over the region and rubs all around that area. Then she looks at me and says someing in Chineese. I have no idea what... She then does like this sign language to me and points to her head and then does a sign like her head on a pillow to the side and closes her eyes. Motioning sleepy. Or go to sleep. I said uhh ok. Without any notice, well uhh she does what I think she is going to do. I let her.. Yeah I let her. Shit I was thinking. It seemed so natural at the time. lol After the massage was complete the two other gals come in and clean me up. They were in the room the whole time watching!! WTF!!!!!! They take me back to the tub with fresh water and bubbles. In comes the Busty Asian. Into the tub too! She smiles and feeds me. Keep in mind I just busted a nut so like any guy Im thinking escape plan here. And Fast. This is too strange now. And like any other guy im starting to see and think straight here. I even felt Violated....... Strange huh? But true. So the three women are in the room. The hot one in the tub feeding me some nasty cookies. Then I come out and they dry me again. One blow drys my hair even. Then they take me back to the bed. Im looking at the clock and 70 mins have gone by. I need to get the fuck outta here im thinking. They lay me down and the hot Asain one crawls into bed with me. The other two go to the corners of the room or God knows where. The busty babe tells me to sleep.. I say I have to go. She tells me "sleep" "close eye" therapy not done yet. Then she procedes and rubs these hot rocks over me. Wow, it felt really good. But I still felt violated, uncomfortable and wanted out. A new gal walks into the room, (what the fuck is this grand central station?) and opens a bag.. They flip me and tell me to sleep. This new bitch is putting needles into me! Accupunture shit! And then another lady is putting thse suction cups on me! And they hurt!! About 30 mins of this goes on. I am feeling really relaxed though. Really good. but I still want out. So then they finish. I go to the bathroom, look in the mirrior and I have these huge scars on my back from the suction cup shit they put on me. Ahhhhh fuck!!! They start to whine me down and eventually I leave. Im feeling really really light to my feet and really reallly ultra relaxed. IT was very very theraputic... Im thinking was this sexual? Or was it theraputic?? Im trying to justify in my head it was Theraputic... This wasnt one of those cheap back alley massage parlor Handjobs was it?? It couldnt have been was it? I have never felt soo good after something. Totally realxed and pain free. But I cant help to think if she had passed on the jerking me off bit would it have been the same. And why didnt I stop her. Im not one to use hookers or do anything like this, nor have I ever. But should I even be classing this massage to the likes of that? Or was it pure therapy?? Maybe I should go do it again tomorrow and really think it over! Ill keep you posted! ![]()
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3 things:
1) Best fucking story ever. 2) Awesome use of paragraphs. 3) Name and address of where you were. |
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man, you should write a book or something -- that was an interesting read!
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it was a great story but kind of long and i lost track. did she jerk you off?
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Wow...what a story! Question is, what did you tell your wife? ;)
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great fucking story bro
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(1) You should write a book about massages - "The Boneprone For Life Massage Guide"
(2) You felt "violated"? What the fuck is wrong with you... oh you're married. (3) We're all adults if you explain what happened we wont be ruined - so when you let it happen, you let WHAT happen? And tell us where it is or we'll tell youre wife.... |
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Lol great story boneprone so have you told the wifey ?
Also you should head to HK my fiancee is from there orginally half chinese half English ![]() =great asian body + big tits ![]()
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Fucking great story Boneprone
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Excellent !! ;-)
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Haha sounds like fun
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Next time go for it all ... " FIRE and ICE"
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Sounds like we missed a good time
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I fucked her.
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sounds like a lot of fucking fun!
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Why do you want to leave so soon??
Sounds like a great place! |
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Great story
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your innocent naivety is amusing
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Boney,
That sounds ultra relaxing and for 50 bucks a freaking bargain.. went to one like a few years ago, while visiting a buddy in jersey and a bullshit massage with a HE was 120 bucks... F that...
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Damm I need one of those...
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Me wanna go to china now!!
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The HJ is definitively part of the therapy treatment.
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I'd have told them to stick the needles and suction cups on the chick so I could watch, that'd be more relaxing for me!
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you're always in China ! I never been there once . Probably make it there
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The food in China Sucks!!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus loves bacon
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God bless AMPs
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fucking great story
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hahaha that's a great story.. thanks man
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Awesome story!
I was waiting for the "I fucked her" the whole time. But I guess, "I fucked her hand" makes more sense.
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it was a great story !
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Well at least VIP is properly known around the world
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lol
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If I ever go to China -- I am having a VIP massage
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I just rubbed one out..
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You better call your friends to go with you soon.
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nice China story, but I can't help wondering........ can't you get pretty much the same thing in the U.S. for not much more money?
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wicked story...after reading it...i shot for the goal with my wife
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Have you ever considered a career writing erotic stories?
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I am Amazing Content!
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i second that - lol
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How long did you sleep?
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That was a great story.
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so true!
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That's the BP I know, always doubling down!
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Im in the room right now. Im about to go again here in 20 minutes..
Ill give a full report! Also at night there is a high end night club here with all the whale gook bizzness men. The China hookers come here at night. They doll way up and they are prancing all around on one floor..
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Tap into MOBILE!
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awesome story. can'twait for part 2...
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