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pamon · 09-24-2008, 12:58 AM

whatever happened to the second trip to the place? any more VIP treatment?

Snap3 · 09-24-2008, 02:11 AM

hope you cleaned your ass in the tub other whise the towell was probably brownie! ;) great story and hope you went back :D

jscott · 09-24-2008, 02:36 AM

need a wingman? id have swooped over there in a heartbeat, great story man, makes me want to rush my trip over there

fuzzylogic · 09-24-2008, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pamon

whatever happened to the second trip to the place? any more VIP treatment?

he must have chickened out

DWB · 09-24-2008, 05:36 AM

You should have bareback fucked every one of them bitches.

The great thing about the Chinese law about them having child limitations, is that ALL the chicks are on the pill. You can blow your load into any of them and they don't say a peep about it. Pure bliss. From high class girls to cheap hookers working in the barber shops with the pink lights... all willing to take your load.

PenetratinP · 09-24-2008, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You should have bareback fucked every one of them bitches.

The great thing about the Chinese law about them having child limitations, is that ALL the chicks are on the pill. You can blow your load into any of them and they don't say a peep about it. Pure bliss. From high class girls to cheap hookers working in the barber shops with the pink lights... all willing to take your load.

Are they actually on the pill? I heard that the copper IUD is the most popular form of birth control over there.

Copper IUD = 99.9% effective, zero maintenance, and lasts for 10 years

Sosa · 09-24-2008, 07:28 AM

lol another classic from boneprone

Kudles · 09-24-2008, 12:18 PM

By far the best story I have ever read!!!

JayDeeZee · 09-24-2008, 12:39 PM

That story reminds me of this movie:

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Choopa Phil · 05-27-2009, 03:10 PM

this was the best story i have ever read on the internet hands down!

mikeyddddd · 05-27-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

Is a Handjob therapy?

Anal Hobbit · 07-05-2009, 11:56 AM

I gave boneprone this tip

femdomdestiny · 07-05-2009, 12:35 PM

Can I use your story on my blog?

Penthouse Tony · 07-05-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

I gave boneprone this tip

Know of any places in Toronto?

shimmy2 · 07-05-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

nice China story, but I can't help wondering........ can't you get pretty much the same thing in the U.S. for not much more money?

yes, $39.99 in hayward CA, no bathtub but 1 hour rubdown, vip etc. you dont have to go to china dude. and they speak engrish here

Sosa · 07-05-2009, 12:54 PM

lol this was a classic

CDSmith · 07-05-2009, 04:09 PM

How were the cookies?

NoComments · 07-05-2009, 04:41 PM

This is the first over 5 lines post I read on GFY, good writing, mate!

CunningStunt · 07-05-2009, 05:21 PM

Awesome story. Best read in here for a long time

Platinumpimp · 07-05-2009, 06:05 PM

Very nice write up Boneprone. How's the food in Changsha?

a1ka1ine · 07-05-2009, 11:20 PM

please furnish long and lat details of this particular establishment.

additionally, if anyone has any suggestions for a place like this in thailand please let me know, but im sure it would be more than 50 usd -.-"

boneprone · 01-04-2011, 02:39 PM

Someone was asking about this story. Damn. Was it really that long ago?

will76 · 01-04-2011, 02:54 PM

Great story man.

Some things to remember. Act like you have been there before and done that, Roll with it and play it cool.

Pitching a tent is a like a big compliment to them, so no need to hold it back. If you still want to hold it back, then don't just think about Grandmaw, think about fucking grandmaw. that should help.

You right around busting the nut and ending it though. They should leave that part for last. Once we bust a nut, its time to go. Clean me up and get me the fuck out of there.

EZRhino · 01-04-2011, 03:12 PM

Great story, turn your trip to china into a screen play.

Deputy Chief Command · 01-04-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone

Someone was asking about this story. Damn. Was it really that long ago?

nice story and nice experience, but you should know that most high end hotels offer such service in china

and one thing , you kept insisting you were in the best hotel in china or something ,but you do realise Chansha is a shithole city in a very poor province in china ? very doubtfull the hotel was really the "best" of china or even near the top 50

AzteK · 01-04-2011, 04:37 PM

man that was a great story

Puremeds-J · 01-04-2011, 06:31 PM

damn good story

GAMEFINEST · 01-04-2011, 06:42 PM

I hear this shit in hayward and in the sf areas..

Spunky · 01-04-2011, 06:47 PM

Now that's a great massage,they need to do that shit here..for the same price that is

ruff · 01-04-2011, 07:20 PM

You are definitely going to have to go back.

HomerSimpson · 01-04-2011, 07:40 PM

cool story...
what happened 2nd time?

DavieVegas · 01-04-2011, 09:52 PM

Dude have you EVER been with a chick or even to a handjob joint for that matter??? This story reminds me of what a damn kid would tell..Just aweful man. Have you ever done anything in adult or just post on gfy??? God I hope you get some fucking out of your system soon and realize what nudity is all about because at this rate you will be that old ass guy married to some chick who sneaks off and jerks off to porn all day and thinks its a sin because your married.

Adam_M · 01-04-2011, 10:36 PM

I think the best story in GFY history

Chezter · 01-05-2011, 02:29 AM

It is very expensive for China...

CPA37710T · 01-05-2011, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by darksoul

that gave me a boner, nice story telling

bump for boner!

just a punk · 01-05-2011, 05:53 AM

CaptainHowdy · 01-05-2011, 06:05 AM

I pretended to read all that, but I actually didn't...

SCORE Ralph · 01-05-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sherm

Wow...what a story! Question is, what did you tell your wife? ;)

LOL... this was my question the whole time i was reading

buildingfutures · 01-05-2011, 02:21 PM

That was fucking hilarious bro

Mikey · 01-12-2011, 06:34 AM

funny story...but next time you should ask for "special service".

justfreemovies · 01-12-2011, 08:37 AM

i thought this was gonna be some great story

cool pics though

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