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Old 02-08-2011, 12:20 PM   #1
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Man killed by armed bird at cock fight

http://www.therecord.com/news/world/...d-at-cockfight

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DELANO, CALIF. ? A man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its limb.

The Kern County coroner says 35-year-old Jose Luis Ochoa was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he suffered the injury on Jan. 30.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental ?sharp force injury? to his right calf.

Sheriff?s spokesman Ray Pruitt says it?s unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to Ochoa?s death. Tulare officials are investigating; no arrests were made at the cockfight.

Illegal in the United States, cockfighting is a sport, in which specially bred roosters are put into a ring and encouraged to fight until one is incapacitated or killed.
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:23 PM   #2
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i can see that happening. Doesn't take long if you get a main vein in the leg cut.
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:34 PM   #3
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Dude Literally got Cock Slapped and died...
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:38 PM   #4
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i can see that happening. Doesn't take long if you get a main vein in the leg cut.
Yep. Several years ago someone I knew was stabbed in the leg and was dead before the ambulance got there
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:25 PM   #5
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The bird won
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:27 PM   #6
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I just read that too

http://www.presstelegram.com/breakingnews/ci_17328841


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Old 02-08-2011, 03:28 PM   #7
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awesome, i think the birds are getting savvy.
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:48 PM   #8
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Old 02-08-2011, 04:38 PM   #9
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there has to be a KFC joke in here somewhere?
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:50 PM   #10
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:29 PM   #11
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He might have been better off just playing Angry Birds instead...
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:34 PM   #12
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:36 PM   #13
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Check one for the chicken
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:16 PM   #14
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he's the only guy ever to die from getting stabbed in the calf by a chicken. I fucking guarantee that.
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:27 PM   #15
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Love the comments!!!

"He who lives by the cock, dies by the cock."
"That cock was no chicken"
"So I guess... Fowl play is suspected. YEEaaaHHHH!"

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Old 02-08-2011, 11:55 PM   #16
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Old 02-09-2011, 03:54 AM   #17
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Old 02-09-2011, 04:04 AM   #18
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Old 02-09-2011, 10:14 AM   #19
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Old 02-09-2011, 12:28 PM   #20
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Fuck him, and everyone else who attents cock-fights...


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Old 02-09-2011, 12:29 PM   #21
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thats a shitty way to go, but shouldnt be at cock fights in the first place
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Old 02-09-2011, 12:37 PM   #22
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thats a shitty way to go, but shouldnt be at cock fights in the first place
It's the same as when people get injured at bullfights.

I love it when the bulls get some revenge on those assholes...
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Old 02-09-2011, 12:38 PM   #23
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