This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! - GoFuckYourself.com

Emil · 01-28-2011, 05:10 AM

Something for all you girls and fags to deepthroat.

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We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

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Harmon · 01-28-2011, 05:15 AM

Yeah, this is him on his 18th birthday just hanging around on a boat.

CamTraffic · 01-28-2011, 05:28 AM

it's on The internet, therefore it must be true!

sweetcuties · 01-28-2011, 05:35 AM

lmao, he prob has a hard time fucking

Zorgman · 01-28-2011, 05:41 AM

So he's more of a DICK then human? hahaha Sucks to be him.

dicksman42 · 01-28-2011, 06:22 AM

I'd rather have bill gates or Oprahs dick

Socks · 01-28-2011, 06:28 AM

Man with big penis act cocky.

DVTimes · 01-28-2011, 06:29 AM

Mine is 17 inches.

and thats when its soft.

I have to idea how big it is erect as my arms are not long enough to measer it.

01-28-2011, 06:35 AM

nonono he dosent!
ive seen on one of those porn sites monster cocks of like 14-15inch and they are 100% real. . .

cherrylula · 01-28-2011, 06:43 AM

hmmmmm proof or ban? lol haha

where's the pics???

Spunky · 01-28-2011, 06:46 AM

I was just curious

woj · 01-28-2011, 07:06 AM

What's so impressive about that? I never measured mine but it's gotta be close to that...

SpicyM · 01-28-2011, 07:25 AM

And yet he probably doesnt fuck many girls.. because they are either scared of the cock or his face.

Socks · 01-28-2011, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

And yet he probably doesnt fuck many girls.. because they are either scared of the cock or his face.

...or his mom hearing them in the next room...

buildingfutures · 01-28-2011, 07:28 AM

Mine's 14" when I fold it in half

MrBottomTooth · 01-28-2011, 08:18 AM

He's actually gay.

The reason he has a hard time meeting people is because he is insane and extremely nerdy. He spends his days arguing on video game forums and usenet and he used to film a Yankees fan show on public access TV. Howard Stern's guys used to prank call his show all the time.

His horrible position in life has nothing to do with his cock, he's just a loser.

thickcash_amo · 01-28-2011, 08:23 AM

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

J3ss3Jam3s · 01-28-2011, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

hahahahahaa isn't that the truth!

Mickey Mouse · 01-28-2011, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

God often balances things out like that. Think about all the super hot girls with no personality. That's what's so great about the net as all the hot people seem so perfect. Many of the hottest girls and ladyboys we've shot have had the WORST personalities. Often times I can't wait for the shoot to be over so they can leave. Then other companies see their pictures and contact us wanting us to shoot them AGAIN! Yes, we can shoot her again but it's going to be a little higher priced than we normally do as her personality sucks and I can't stand being in the same room with her....oh, I mean she's very attractive and in great demand and she's demanding more money than normal.

ruff · 01-28-2011, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

Probably not so much that he's ugly, living with his mother and being broke sure ain't gonna help.

bronco67 · 01-28-2011, 09:49 AM

There's no such thing as bisexual if you're a dude. If you chug cock, then your're gay.

loreen · 01-28-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

There's no such thing as bisexual if you're a dude. If you chug cock, then your're gay.

But you also fuck chicks.
Then you're a bisexual.

TheLegacy · 01-28-2011, 10:39 AM

Not according to GFY trolls who claim to have over 15 inches with hundreds of women they screw every night

Paul Markham · 01-28-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

Mine is 17 inches.

and thats when its soft.

I have to idea how big it is erect as my arms are not long enough to measer it.

I would of said you were the biggest dick in the world.

A girl can take the size of this monster cock no problem. Ever heard of fisting?

Sid70 · 01-28-2011, 11:11 AM

doesnt matter how big your dicks are, i get laid every time i want and i can tell i do want it !

HD Content · 01-28-2011, 01:03 PM

I have this fucked up 10" scar across the head of my dick

Si · 01-28-2011, 01:13 PM

only 13.5" ?

seeandsee · 01-28-2011, 01:30 PM

no penis pics?!? not real

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Davy · 01-28-2011, 01:42 PM

Bullshit. This guy is a publicity whore and loves to walk around in tights.
And no - he is not a super hero.

Nikki_Licks · 01-28-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

What's so impressive about that?

If someone has a small dick, then it would be impressive ;)

Marshal · 01-28-2011, 02:06 PM

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L-Pink · 01-28-2011, 03:31 PM

I call bullshit, the guy's white.

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$5 submissions · 01-28-2011, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

it's on The internet, therefore it must be true!

softpedia.com not exactly the wsj or washingtonpost.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-28-2011, 05:38 PM

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Scott McD · 01-28-2011, 06:00 PM

I'm leaving this thread before any more cock pics are posted...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-28-2011, 06:16 PM

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Sunny Day · 01-28-2011, 09:18 PM

My girlfriend can deep throat my 7, used to take all 9 on her-ex, but loves it when I do blow and have a soft 3-4.Truth is, it does feel better, when not rock hard. Best ever was her 4 hour blow job. Came 8 times. She wanted to go to the hospital with lockjaw.
What do you expect a woman who flashes you in the middle of a major airport at Christmas. Can't believe this dorky guy ended up with her.

EddyTheDog · 01-28-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

He's actually gay.

The reason he has a hard time meeting people is because he is insane and extremely nerdy. He spends his days arguing on video game forums and usenet and he used to film a Yankees fan show on public access TV. Howard Stern's guys used to prank call his show all the time.

His horrible position in life has nothing to do with his cock, he's just a loser.

It sounds like you know him - could you pass on my number?

CybermedAndy · 01-28-2011, 09:49 PM

This guy had a cable access talk show called Talking Yankees

Took some hilariously relentless abuse from Richard and Sal from Howard Stern. Radio gold

baddog · 01-28-2011, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I call bullshit, the guy's white.

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You return. I am really glad to see that. How was your ride?

ponyman · 01-28-2011, 11:35 PM

He lives with his mom and his whale penis.

Chosen · 01-28-2011, 11:36 PM

So what?

Redrob · 01-29-2011, 12:02 AM

<old joke>

Me and Jimbo are walking down the road when we have to take a piss.
We walk down to be bridge over the river and up to the rail.
I pull out my wang and Jimbo pull out his wang and we proceed to take a piss.
I comment to Jimbo that the water below sure is cold..........
And, he comments that the water is deep too!

</old joke>

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