New drug could reduce number of stupid costume and theme parties by 40% - GoFuckYourself.com

seeandsee · 01-30-2011, 04:14 AM

i will snurf a batting shit

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-30-2011, 06:55 AM

We need that shit here. We need more then 40%. Years ago I thought it was cool when I first moved to a resort town and everybody threw themed parties and everyone got into them. Now it's just so fucking lame. No one can throw a party in this god damn town without it being a "Bright pink ponies and dudes with handle bar mustaches" theme, or some stupid fucking shit. It's like it's become a competition for originality in your stupid fucking idea. The fat chicks in town do not need any more reasons to wear tutus out anymore. I'll give the cleavage parties props, but only the cleavage theme parties, they always seem to play out alright. I would like to go to a drinking beer and smoking joints party again some day...

woj · 01-30-2011, 08:46 AM

plsureking · 01-30-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

No one can throw a party in this god damn town without it being a "Bright pink ponies and dudes with handle bar mustaches" theme...

key west? lol

brassmonkey · 01-30-2011, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

i will snurf a batting shit

say what??

Vendzilla · 01-30-2011, 09:33 AM

That's pretty bad when they have to come up with a drug to battle happiness

Mutt · 01-30-2011, 09:50 AM

"In this week's Time magazine, Michael Pelocik of UCLA argues that many patients get similar results from natural remedies, something as simple as a diet of corn syrup and white bread and a total lack of exercise."

Onion does such amazing spoofs of real news, even using former anchor people from CNN and other TV networks to make them even more convincing.

I could send that to a bunch of people, older mostly, who would have no clue that was a spoof.

Alprazolam · 01-30-2011, 11:51 AM

is posting shit from the onion here the new thing to come off like you're dope elite?

Mutt · 01-30-2011, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Alprazolam

is posting shit from the onion here the new thing to come off like you're dope elite?

no, it's called Sunday morning

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	That's pretty bad when they have to come up with a drug to battle happiness __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

01-30-2011, 09:50 AM	#8
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	"In this week's Time magazine, Michael Pelocik of UCLA argues that many patients get similar results from natural remedies, something as simple as a diet of corn syrup and white bread and a total lack of exercise." Onion does such amazing spoofs of real news, even using former anchor people from CNN and other TV networks to make them even more convincing. I could send that to a bunch of people, older mostly, who would have no clue that was a spoof. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

01-30-2011, 06:55 AM	#3
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	We need that shit here. We need more then 40%. Years ago I thought it was cool when I first moved to a resort town and everybody threw themed parties and everyone got into them. Now it's just so fucking lame. No one can throw a party in this god damn town without it being a "Bright pink ponies and dudes with handle bar mustaches" theme, or some stupid fucking shit. It's like it's become a competition for originality in your stupid fucking idea. The fat chicks in town do not need any more reasons to wear tutus out anymore. I'll give the cleavage parties props, but only the cleavage theme parties, they always seem to play out alright. I would like to go to a drinking beer and smoking joints party again some day...

01-30-2011, 11:51 AM	#9
Alprazolam So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 864	is posting shit from the onion here the new thing to come off like you're dope elite?