MOVIE - Stone - You'd have to be StoneD to watch this shit! - GoFuckYourself.com

Si · 02-22-2011, 03:43 PM

Warning!

The movie Stone, fucking sucks!

Worst movie I have ever seen with Robert Dinero in. Wasn't expecting a thrilling ride from it but atleast something interesting.

Norton sucked aswell, worst role I have ever seen him in.

2 Great actors, totally flawed movie..

The only plus point was seeing Milla Jovich topless and that was a let down to, she's got terrible tits

Avoid this one! if you do want to watch it, rent it. You would need a labotomy if you buy it.

Some recent movies I've seen that were worth watching

Perrier's Bounty - Irish dark comedy about a guy being hunted down for a debt he owes to a gang member. May not be for everyone but I enjoyed it.

The Oxford Murders - Not the best but was kind of like the da vinci code mixed with C.S.I. (or something along them lines)

The Ghost Writer - Pretty interesting film, good plot. Was a watch once movie though.

Takers - great action movie, really enjoyed it. Nice mix of talent aswell made it interesting.

Persius · 02-22-2011, 03:48 PM

Saw this stoned and stone still sucked!

Si · 02-22-2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

Saw this stoned and stone still sucked!

LOL!

leg4 · 02-22-2011, 06:22 PM

Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it.

bronco67 · 02-22-2011, 07:23 PM

If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

leg4 · 02-22-2011, 11:47 PM

Valley Girl did not suck. Your posts now mean nothing to me.

sandman! · 02-23-2011, 04:19 AM

so im guessing you did not like the 5th element ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-23-2011, 04:24 AM

I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh

Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

Si · 02-23-2011, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh

Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

Si · 02-23-2011, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

Generally yeah, but

Fighting was pretty good, And The Bad Lieutenant was OK.

BlackCrayon · 02-23-2011, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4

Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it.

seeandsee · 02-23-2011, 08:36 AM

1st movie whit robert de niro?!?

Si · 02-23-2011, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

1st movie whit robert de niro?!?

No,

Worst movie with Robert De Niro,

I know I spelt it wrong, I always have for some reason it's like OCD.

Caligari · 02-23-2011, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

Dude you mean you didn't like Cage in the remake of Wicker Man

But seriously-
Bringing Out The Dead
Bad Lieutenant New Orleans
Lord Of War
Face Off
Leaving Las Vegas

cwd · 02-23-2011, 09:06 AM

Just watched Dinner for Shmucks...THAT was the worst movie I have seen in a looooong time... and I was stoned!

bronco67 · 02-23-2011, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Generally yeah, but

Fighting was pretty good, And The Bad Lieutenant was OK.

I'd have to disagree on Fighting...not the movie itself. Channing Tatum is like a piece of wood. Actually a piece of wood has more soul than that dude.

but, I do want to see The Eagle, because it got semi-decent reviews, and I'm a sucker for sword and sandal flicks.

Si · 02-23-2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I'd have to disagree on Fighting...not the movie itself. Channing Tatum is like a piece of wood. Actually a piece of wood has more soul than that dude.

but, I do want to see The Eagle, because it got semi-decent reviews, and I'm a sucker for sword and sandal flicks.

Yeah you're right he isn't a very good actor.

Movie could have been a lot better with someone else playing that role.

The Eagle does look good! looks pretty similar to Centurion which I watched a few weeks ago, that was pretty good to!

bronco67 · 02-23-2011, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Yeah you're right he isn't a very good actor.

Movie could have been a lot better with someone else playing that role.

I have a Channing Tatum blocker built into my brain, where it basically substitutes his zero-charisma and his acting performance with a mental image of Christian Bale

how about the Puerto Rican chick in that Fighting movie... Hot.

Si · 02-23-2011, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I have a Channing Tatum blocker built into my brain, where it basically substitutes his zero-charisma and his acting performance with a mental image of Christian Bale

how about the Puerto Rican chick in that Fighting movie... Hot.

Yeah she is certainly hot! Columbian girl actually.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748489/

Oh yeah, I watched "The Fighter" recently aswell that was really good! Bale done an excellent job. The fight scenes were a little poorly done but can't really expect much more without Mark and the other actors actually beating the shit out of eachover.

bronco67 · 02-23-2011, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Yeah she is certainly hot! Columbian girl actually.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748489/

Oh yeah, I watched "The Fighter" recently aswell that was really good! Bale done an excellent job. The fight scenes were a little poorly done but can't really expect much more without Mark and the other actors actually beating the shit out of eachover.

I heard that Christian Bale was the only reason to see that movie.

BTW, all Columbian girls look like that.

Si · 02-23-2011, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I heard that Christian Bale was the only reason to see that movie.

BTW, all Columbian girls look like that.

It was good!

Better move to Columbia then

cooldude7 · 02-23-2011, 11:48 AM

i m already stoned,

02-22-2011, 03:43 PM	#1
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	MOVIE - Stone - You'd have to be StoneD to watch this shit! Warning! The movie Stone, fucking sucks! Worst movie I have ever seen with Robert Dinero in. Wasn't expecting a thrilling ride from it but atleast something interesting. Norton sucked aswell, worst role I have ever seen him in. 2 Great actors, totally flawed movie.. The only plus point was seeing Milla Jovich topless and that was a let down to, she's got terrible tits Avoid this one! if you do want to watch it, rent it. You would need a labotomy if you buy it. Some recent movies I've seen that were worth watching Perrier's Bounty - Irish dark comedy about a guy being hunted down for a debt he owes to a gang member. May not be for everyone but I enjoyed it. The Oxford Murders - Not the best but was kind of like the da vinci code mixed with C.S.I. (or something along them lines) The Ghost Writer - Pretty interesting film, good plot. Was a watch once movie though. Takers - great action movie, really enjoyed it. Nice mix of talent aswell made it interesting. Last edited by Si; 02-22-2011 at 03:50 PM..

02-22-2011, 06:22 PM	#4
leg4 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 4,429	Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it. __________________ >>> Contact me here email me here

02-22-2011, 07:23 PM	#5
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	If a movie has: Channing Tatum Milla Jovovich Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart) its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference. __________________

02-22-2011, 11:47 PM	#6
leg4 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 4,429	Valley Girl did not suck. Your posts now mean nothing to me. __________________ >>> Contact me here email me here

02-23-2011, 08:36 AM	#12
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	1st movie whit robert de niro?!? __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

02-22-2011, 03:48 PM	#2
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	Saw this stoned and stone still sucked!

02-23-2011, 04:24 AM	#8
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

02-23-2011, 09:06 AM	#15
cwd Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In a dream Posts: 1,955	Just watched Dinner for Shmucks...THAT was the worst movie I have seen in a looooong time... and I was stoned!

02-23-2011, 11:48 AM	#22
cooldude7 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Heaven Posts: 4,306	i m already stoned,