OMG! This is getting crazy bananas! - GoFuckYourself.com

harvey · 02-01-2011, 04:11 PM

Yeah baby, we got absolutely crazy and now you can take advantage of that!

For the time being and for only 10 clients, we'll lower prices UP TO 50%!

yes, we're absolutely crazy! And the best part is that you'll get the same level of quality that made of us one of the top design companies, this is not some kind of "we'll outsource to some cheap labor", this is the real deal:

your chance of getting high end designs made to convert for as low as $500!

So you may ask what's the catch. And yes, not exactly a catch, but there are some conditions:

1- Designs will be delivered in full valid XHTML. Other than that, NO IMPLEMENTATION OF ANY KIND. You can hire someone else or if you really really want us to do it, be ready to pay 100% over the price (still cheaper than many companies and higher quality!)

2- Designs will include the following:

Paysites: warning, main page, join page, template
Tube Designs: warning, main page, video page, template
Affiliate Designs/ mainstream: main page, signup page, template
High End Blogs: main page, single page, template (this may include implementation as long as you don't require custom coding)

3- You'll get all sources, PSD, fonts and fully commented XHTML code so you can implement scripts or whatever you need to do

4- The promotion doesn't include galleries, headers, banners nor additional pages not mentioned above.

5- Price for any option is $600 via Paypal, $500 via Western Union (fees on your side) and $520 via Paxum

6- Due to the new trend of people thinking projects may take 2 to 4 months, all payments are 100% in advance.

7- All projects will have an average turnaround of 3 to 5 days and they will be delivered on a "first come first served" basis. However, spots may be reserved for a later time.

8- All projects will be scheduled in order to finish the latest one no later than March 31 2011.

9- Spots will be assigned on a "per project" basis, thus, 1 client reserving all 10 spots will end the promo.

10- All the above conditions are extremely reasonable, therefore non-negotiable (unless you need additional pages, they'll go for $100 per page)

but wait, there's even more, let's add some pizazz to the banana shake!

All clients reserving spots for this promotion will get a whooping discount on our revolutionary and ground breaking project to be launched in April 3nd 2011. I won't say anything else about this, but most of you will end using it, unless you hate money. Take my word that after 2 1/2 years of development, I can assure you it will become the standard in adult and probably taking a pretty big share of mainstream market

Anyways, the discount will be as this: if used in the projects you purchase, you'll get a 50% discount! If used in another site of yours, then 25% discount

This is uber-bananas: you may end getting a high end and converting design... FOR FREE!

What are you waiting for?

Just fill the form on our site with the subject BANANAS PROMO or send mail to sales + mozlo + com and let's get this rolling!

loreen · 02-01-2011, 04:18 PM

Crazy eyes!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-01-2011, 04:21 PM

Fucking Bananas!!!

ADG

harvey · 02-01-2011, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Fucking Bananas!!!

ADG

it's crazy bananas, please pay attention

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-01-2011, 05:54 PM

ADG

CaptainHowdy · 02-01-2011, 05:58 PM

harvey · 02-01-2011, 09:45 PM

1 spot already confirmed

Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?

Spunky · 02-01-2011, 09:50 PM

Dad?

JD · 02-01-2011, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

1 spot already confirmed

Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?

apparently...

Chosen · 02-01-2011, 10:29 PM

Totally crazy

xenigo · 02-01-2011, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

1 spot already confirmed

Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?

Does that 1 include me?

harvey · 02-01-2011, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

Does that 1 include me?

didn't get yours

if you sent it to the mozlo address, then I'll ask Ed to resend it to me tomorrow, otherwise please send it to webmaster + fdsign + com

xenigo · 02-02-2011, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

didn't get yours

if you sent it to the mozlo address, then I'll ask Ed to resend it to me tomorrow, otherwise please send it to webmaster + fdsign + com

Spam folder, perhaps?

Fat Panda · 02-02-2011, 12:24 AM

thinking about this

CaptainHowdy · 02-02-2011, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC

thinking about this

CaptainHowdy · 02-02-2011, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Busted

... Bump!

RyuLion · 02-02-2011, 09:15 AM

Estas Loco!!!!

seeandsee · 02-02-2011, 09:42 AM

that is super promo

Deej · 02-02-2011, 10:34 AM

ohhhh holy shit! Harvey has done did it again...

harvey · 02-02-2011, 12:13 PM

Thanx for the bumps guys!

Anyway, 4 spots gone, 1 awaiting confirmation, 5 left

harvey · 02-02-2011, 08:10 PM

5 gone, 1 to confirm, 4 left. Let's try to close this in the next 24 hours!

harvey · 02-03-2011, 05:05 PM

update: 6 spots taken (paid and scheduled), 2 to confirm, 2 spots left. You sneeze, you lose!

harvey · 02-04-2011, 12:48 PM

1 to confirm, 2 left...

on a side note, I thought that this promo was crazy, but the craziest part is it seems adult biz is in an all time low, last time I did a promo like this spots lasted a few hours

CaptainHowdy · 02-04-2011, 12:49 PM

harvey · 02-05-2011, 03:32 PM

only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-05-2011, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation

ADG

xenigo · 02-05-2011, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation

I'll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as I get the updated account # information from you on Monday.

harvey · 02-05-2011, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

mailed

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

I'll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as I get the updated account # information from you on Monday.

sure Noah, you're confirmed anyway

02-01-2011, 04:11 PM	#1
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	OMG! This is getting crazy bananas! Yeah baby, we got absolutely crazy and now you can take advantage of that! For the time being and for only 10 clients, we'll lower prices UP TO 50%! yes, we're absolutely crazy! And the best part is that you'll get the same level of quality that made of us one of the top design companies, this is not some kind of "we'll outsource to some cheap labor", this is the real deal: your chance of getting high end designs made to convert for as low as $500! So you may ask what's the catch. And yes, not exactly a catch, but there are some conditions: 1- Designs will be delivered in full valid XHTML. Other than that, NO IMPLEMENTATION OF ANY KIND. You can hire someone else or if you really really want us to do it, be ready to pay 100% over the price (still cheaper than many companies and higher quality!) 2- Designs will include the following: Paysites: warning, main page, join page, template Tube Designs: warning, main page, video page, template Affiliate Designs/ mainstream: main page, signup page, template High End Blogs: main page, single page, template (this may include implementation as long as you don't require custom coding) 3- You'll get all sources, PSD, fonts and fully commented XHTML code so you can implement scripts or whatever you need to do 4- The promotion doesn't include galleries, headers, banners nor additional pages not mentioned above. 5- Price for any option is $600 via Paypal, $500 via Western Union (fees on your side) and $520 via Paxum 6- Due to the new trend of people thinking projects may take 2 to 4 months, all payments are 100% in advance. 7- All projects will have an average turnaround of 3 to 5 days and they will be delivered on a "first come first served" basis. However, spots may be reserved for a later time. 8- All projects will be scheduled in order to finish the latest one no later than March 31 2011. 9- Spots will be assigned on a "per project" basis, thus, 1 client reserving all 10 spots will end the promo. 10- All the above conditions are extremely reasonable, therefore non-negotiable (unless you need additional pages, they'll go for $100 per page) but wait, there's even more, let's add some pizazz to the banana shake! All clients reserving spots for this promotion will get a whooping discount on our revolutionary and ground breaking project to be launched in April 3nd 2011. I won't say anything else about this, but most of you will end using it, unless you hate money. Take my word that after 2 1/2 years of development, I can assure you it will become the standard in adult and probably taking a pretty big share of mainstream market Anyways, the discount will be as this: if used in the projects you purchase, you'll get a 50% discount! If used in another site of yours, then 25% discount This is uber-bananas: you may end getting a high end and converting design... FOR FREE! What are you waiting for? Just fill the form on our site with the subject BANANAS PROMO or send mail to sales + mozlo + com and let's get this rolling! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

02-01-2011, 04:18 PM	#2
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02-01-2011, 04:21 PM	#3
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02-01-2011, 05:54 PM	#5
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02-01-2011, 05:58 PM	#6
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02-01-2011, 09:45 PM	#7
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	1 spot already confirmed Come on guys, what do you need? a loan? __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

02-01-2011, 09:50 PM	#8
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02-01-2011, 10:29 PM	#10
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02-02-2011, 12:24 AM	#14
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	thinking about this

02-02-2011, 09:15 AM	#17
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,188	Estas Loco!!!! __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

02-02-2011, 09:42 AM	#18
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02-02-2011, 10:34 AM	#19
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	ohhhh holy shit! Harvey has done did it again... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

02-02-2011, 12:13 PM	#20
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	Thanx for the bumps guys! Anyway, 4 spots gone, 1 awaiting confirmation, 5 left __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

02-02-2011, 08:10 PM	#21
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	5 gone, 1 to confirm, 4 left. Let's try to close this in the next 24 hours! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

02-03-2011, 05:05 PM	#22
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	update: 6 spots taken (paid and scheduled), 2 to confirm, 2 spots left. You sneeze, you lose! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

02-04-2011, 12:48 PM	#23
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	1 to confirm, 2 left... on a side note, I thought that this promo was crazy, but the craziest part is it seems adult biz is in an all time low, last time I did a promo like this spots lasted a few hours __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

02-04-2011, 12:49 PM	#24
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,188	__________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

02-05-2011, 03:32 PM	#25
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth