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clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 02:34 AM

ok so I just joined gfy... and to be honest Im having a shit night.... just when everyone's getting ready to launch a new program, my business partners crazy ass bitch misses an episode of some reality show and we all have to lock the doors and bolt the medicine cabinets... oh yeah, forgot to tell ya, she totaled my corvette recently that she was not ever allowed to drive... but its my fault because its hard to see blind spots in it. The bitch STEALS my car keys and takes one of my car when Im out of town and its my fault?

Anyways after another lovely night dealing with her shit I've had an epiphany... I just need to find him a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep, that's the ticket and let me explain why....

1. she cant wreck my car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too. This chicks already on her second.

2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous especially when he has no intention of taking it anywhere past her 26th birthday when he trades her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires...

3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved.

4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment...

Alright so thats my 1st post. gfy if you're not feelin it... add to my theory if you wish...

biskoppen · 02-08-2011, 03:31 AM

Some Guy · 02-08-2011, 03:34 AM

Damn. You make a really good argument for dating blind chicks.

Maybe we should make a dating website for blind people. Har, har, har!

mgtarheels · 02-08-2011, 03:43 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/...tona-speedway/

Harmon · 02-08-2011, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

:thum bsup

PromoterX · 02-08-2011, 04:29 AM

If this is your first post, I can't wait to see what your hundredth post will look like!

TurboAngel · 02-08-2011, 05:46 AM

Welcome to GFY and......

MasterM · 02-08-2011, 05:52 AM

where you dating a russian chick ?

2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats..

BittieBucks Eric · 02-08-2011, 05:56 AM

I was expecting some hot pics.

ottopottomouse · 02-08-2011, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

+ 1

AtlantisCash · 02-08-2011, 06:33 AM

Blind chicks are no differant then sided chicks as blind and sighhted guys are the same.

As a blind person i can say ;)

CaptainHowdy · 02-08-2011, 06:51 AM

The thing with blind girls is that they still figure out that I'm an ugly guy ...

Spunky · 02-08-2011, 06:55 AM

I haven't seen any hot blind chicks yet

alias · 02-08-2011, 07:10 AM

Go fuck yourself.

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 07:14 AM

ok fox news link guy.... sorry I cant "quote" your post because I cant post URLS until I have 30 posts under my belt but.... lol.... you just solved the break up issue. I mean who wants to be the asshole that says he left a blind chick? Yes! operation frayed wire will yield sympathy and a nice life insurance policy.... rofl

tranza · 02-08-2011, 07:23 AM

I really thought you were going to post some pics here...

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

I really thought you were going to post some pics here...

yoyo I cant post any URLS/links etc utnil I got 30 posts.... but hey if you could please go ahead and put a screen cap of blindchicks[dot]com... its a good one..... lol.

Seth Manson · 02-08-2011, 07:55 AM

Wait a second here...

This bitch stole your keys, wrecked your corvette, and you didnt split her fucking head open over it? And you still have that bitch in the house? And she's not even YOUR girlfriend?

The problem isnt the bitch, or your partner. The problem is your lack of manhood.

czarina · 02-08-2011, 07:58 AM

I agree, girlfriends are soooo expensive. That's why I don't have one! :P

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 08:06 AM

no no no no.... FUCK NO! she doesnt live with me at all... what it is is that its my business partners hoe and when he finally has enough and leaves the fucktard/// 3 weeks later she will suck him right back in... they have a little spurt for a few weeks usually starting wiith hiding it from me and them giving some tragic reason why I should feel bad for her.... dude we've got a strip club that she worked at until I had her tossed out and she literally called in a bomb threat.... you have no idea - this woman is satan... I'm not some punk trust me Ive tried but shes like a god damn cocroach. problem is that my business partner is for whatever reason sprung even though he hates her.... its not my fucking job to babysit the whole thing but at the end of the day we are business partners and so its not just that simple... Hence my idea about the blind chick... its come that far. lol

DEA - banned for life · 02-08-2011, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by clitcartel

no no no no.... FUCK NO! she doesnt live with me at all... what it is is that its my business partners hoe and when he finally has enough and leaves the fucktard/// 3 weeks later she will suck him right back in... they have a little spurt for a few weeks usually starting wiith hiding it from me and them giving some tragic reason why I should feel bad for her.... dude we've got a strip club that she worked at until I had her tossed out and she literally called in a bomb threat.... you have no idea - this woman is satan... I'm not some punk trust me Ive tried but shes like a god damn cocroach. problem is that my business partner is for whatever reason sprung even though he hates her.... its not my fucking job to babysit the whole thing but at the end of the day we are business partners and so its not just that simple... Hence my idea about the blind chick... its come that far. lol

i suggest you post some pics to redeem yourself

i will show you what i mean

jessica alba before her eye surgery

the gril who wrecked your vette?

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 08:15 AM

dude I cant post an image OR URL for 30 posts>>>> I just joined.... help a brother out... :-p

L-Pink · 02-08-2011, 08:17 AM

I suggest you consider a retard chick as well ............

.

DEA - banned for life · 02-08-2011, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clitcartel

dude I cant post an image OR URL for 30 posts>>>> I just joined.... help a brother out... :-p

DEA - banned for life · 02-08-2011, 08:28 AM

tiger wood wife was blind for a few years..

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I suggest you consider a retard chick as well ............

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well its one thing to have a chick that thinks you're the greatest thing since sliced bread but as stewey said to chris... the separation in the eyes is just a little too much for me....

Sly · 02-08-2011, 08:35 AM

Is she going to steal the affiliates money?

potter · 02-08-2011, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Wait a second here...

This bitch stole your keys, wrecked your corvette, and you didnt split her fucking head open over it? And you still have that bitch in the house? And she's not even YOUR girlfriend?

The problem isnt the bitch, or your partner. The problem is your lack of manhood.

Even though she doesn't live with him, I still gotta blame his lack of manhood. It's not like a tree fell on your house dude. Sounds to me like you keep bad company and don't manage who has access to your house and your car very well. Doesn't matter much if she's the one causing all the trouble. It's not like I go find crack heads to live in my house and then get upset because they break or steal all my shit. I simply don't let crack heads in my house.

It's your life. You have no one else to blame.

BareBacked · 02-08-2011, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Is she going to steal the affiliates money?

Why woud you suggest that?

Sly · 02-08-2011, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BareBacked

Why woud you suggest that?

She steals everything else, LOL. It wasn't a serious question but this isn't stuff I would be airing in public if I'm trying to open an affiliate program. :-)

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 09:26 AM

lol. shes not stealing the affiliate money... and im sure ive got friends that have way worse problems... lol.

clitcartel · 02-08-2011, 09:27 AM

beside this was a post more or less as a joke on fucked up chicks.... im sure youve ran into a few especially in this industry. lol

02-08-2011, 02:34 AM	#1
clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	hot blind chicks ok so I just joined gfy... and to be honest Im having a shit night.... just when everyone's getting ready to launch a new program, my business partners crazy ass bitch misses an episode of some reality show and we all have to lock the doors and bolt the medicine cabinets... oh yeah, forgot to tell ya, she totaled my corvette recently that she was not ever allowed to drive... but its my fault because its hard to see blind spots in it. The bitch STEALS my car keys and takes one of my car when Im out of town and its my fault? Anyways after another lovely night dealing with her shit I've had an epiphany... I just need to find him a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep, that's the ticket and let me explain why.... 1. she cant wreck my car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too. This chicks already on her second. 2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous especially when he has no intention of taking it anywhere past her 26th birthday when he trades her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires... 3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved. 4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment... Alright so thats my 1st post. gfy if you're not feelin it... add to my theory if you wish... Last edited by clitcartel; 02-08-2011 at 02:42 AM..

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clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	ok fox news link guy.... sorry I cant "quote" your post because I cant post URLS until I have 30 posts under my belt but.... lol.... you just solved the break up issue. I mean who wants to be the asshole that says he left a blind chick? Yes! operation frayed wire will yield sympathy and a nice life insurance policy.... rofl Last edited by clitcartel; 02-08-2011 at 07:18 AM..

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02-08-2011, 08:06 AM	#20
clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	no no no no.... FUCK NO! she doesnt live with me at all... what it is is that its my business partners hoe and when he finally has enough and leaves the fucktard/// 3 weeks later she will suck him right back in... they have a little spurt for a few weeks usually starting wiith hiding it from me and them giving some tragic reason why I should feel bad for her.... dude we've got a strip club that she worked at until I had her tossed out and she literally called in a bomb threat.... you have no idea - this woman is satan... I'm not some punk trust me Ive tried but shes like a god damn cocroach. problem is that my business partner is for whatever reason sprung even though he hates her.... its not my fucking job to babysit the whole thing but at the end of the day we are business partners and so its not just that simple... Hence my idea about the blind chick... its come that far. lol

02-08-2011, 08:15 AM	#22
clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	dude I cant post an image OR URL for 30 posts>>>> I just joined.... help a brother out... :-p

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clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	lol. shes not stealing the affiliate money... and im sure ive got friends that have way worse problems... lol.

02-08-2011, 09:27 AM	#32
clitcartel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 153	beside this was a post more or less as a joke on fucked up chicks.... im sure youve ran into a few especially in this industry. lol