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Old 02-08-2011, 01:29 AM   #1
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Pulled a dutch oven on my girlfriend...
we were messing around, tickling each other, poking, laughing...then I had this super stinky fart, pulled the covers over and she almost gagged...

and she is still my girlfriend...
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:46 AM   #2
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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Old 02-08-2011, 02:01 AM   #3
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Ahh yes. Classic dutch oven. I'm sure she was highly impressed.
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Old 02-08-2011, 03:32 AM   #4
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
Hahahahaha!



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Old 02-08-2011, 04:03 AM   #5
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:06 AM   #6
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I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:10 AM   #7
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this thread reeks of class
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Old 02-08-2011, 05:30 AM   #8
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
That's gangsta
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Old 02-08-2011, 06:39 AM   #9
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nice for winter...she probably appreciated it.
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Old 02-08-2011, 07:01 AM   #10
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
You need to check up on her, my bet is she's either undergoing mental counseling or starring in scat movies now.


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Old 02-08-2011, 08:25 AM   #11
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:28 AM   #12
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
shitty story bro....





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Old 02-08-2011, 08:32 AM   #13
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My ex gf did that to me once..not cool.
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
Spit out my coffee on that one! Thanks!
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probably not for long.

I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
LOL that's one for the books.. "I dated this guy and we were on this boat and he all of a sudden pulls his pants down and has a diarrhea attack right in front of me... I even got misted from it... totally had to break up with him"
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and she is still my girlfriend...
Standing O!!!!
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We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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Standing O!!!!
Ack! That should be "a standing Noooooooooo"!
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wait a minute... are the Dutch known from trapping people so they can smell their farts? This is important safety information I need here!
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Yup that's us, you could have doublechecked before you farted working at payserve.
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We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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Ack! That should be "a standing Noooooooooo"!
Actually, Mark is my girlfriends, ex-boy friend. I sent him a link to this thread so he could have a good laugh.
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