Helpful advice for Charlie Sheen - GoFuckYourself.com

Quentin · 03-01-2011, 02:39 PM

When you consider the facts pertaining to all this Charlie Sheen hubbub, there is one thing that you can predict with absolute certainty. I'll get to that prediction in a moment, but first, let's examine the facts.

1) He's famous
2) He is associated with porn by way of his intense interest in some key porn performers
3) He's all over the news right now.
4) He's a bit of a loon

So... what's the prediction that you can take to the bank? With the above described combination of traits to his credit, it is a LOCK that Vivid Entertainment is either going to offer him a job, or announce that they are actively bidding on a sex tape featuring Mr. Sheen, even if the existence of the tape is in question.

In light of that inevitability, Pink Visual has composed an open letter to Mr. Sheen, which contains some sound advice for the embattled sitcom star.

Please enjoy.

alias · 03-01-2011, 02:42 PM

Lol, smartasses.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-01-2011, 02:45 PM

Countdown to KB stepping in and offering Charlie $1,000,000 on behalf of some shit company. Then patting himself on the back, and taking bro strokes as though it's not the most played out obvious publicity stunt in porn...

Poppy · 03-01-2011, 03:39 PM

That was funny.

beerptrol · 03-01-2011, 03:44 PM

that's chump change. he probably wipes his ass with 1 million dollars a month

Topbuxom Lea · 03-01-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol

that's chump change. he probably wipes his ass with 1 million dollars a month

"Sources say Sheen will not receive his estimated $1.2 million per episode salary for the remaining four half-hours that CBS had commissioned from Warner Bros"

He won't obviously go broke because of that..but I smell some potential litigation somewhere along the line...

-L

czarina · 03-01-2011, 03:56 PM

I couldn't agree more!

Quentin · 03-01-2011, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Topbuxom Lea

I smell some potential litigation somewhere along the line...

Is that what that smell is?

I thought I was having an olfactory flashback to my days as a glue-sniffing youth.

MaDalton · 03-01-2011, 04:40 PM

i said it before: someone send him a link to GFY so we can discuss his love life more thoroughly

CaptainHowdy · 03-01-2011, 05:29 PM

Talk about wanting to be part of the problem ...

tiger · 03-02-2011, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Topbuxom Lea

"Sources say Sheen will not receive his estimated $1.2 million per episode salary for the remaining four half-hours that CBS had commissioned from Warner Bros"

He won't obviously go broke because of that..but I smell some potential litigation somewhere along the line...

-L

The interview I watched, Sheen said he made about 2 million an episode which didn't include some "backend" revenue sources related to the show.

Relentless · 03-02-2011, 01:53 PM

No offense Q,

Mr Sheen purportedly has a watch that tells 'warlock time' and is like an F-18 'which includes during naps' - he is 'winning!' and is unlikely to need advice from you or any all-powerful deity that might be offering some in the future.

As I said, he is 'winning!'

seeandsee · 03-02-2011, 01:55 PM

some movie must pop out!

Topbuxom Lea · 03-02-2011, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quentin

Is that what that smell is?

I thought I was having an olfactory flashback to my days as a glue-sniffing youth.

Reminds me of that Airplane line...you know the one Q...you know the one

chaze · 03-02-2011, 02:29 PM

Interesting, better register all the sheen sex domains you can lol

DEA - banned for life · 03-02-2011, 02:39 PM

Charlies always been living the fast life.I think his newest found "papparazzi/Celebrity fame" is taking its toll on him mentally..hope he takes a breather and setltes down in a few weeks.....that being said.... www.CharlieSheenExposed.com

i hope the Chuck Wagon keeps rollin ! !

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Quentin Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,280	Helpful advice for Charlie Sheen When you consider the facts pertaining to all this Charlie Sheen hubbub, there is one thing that you can predict with absolute certainty. I'll get to that prediction in a moment, but first, let's examine the facts. 1) He's famous 2) He is associated with porn by way of his intense interest in some key porn performers 3) He's all over the news right now. 4) He's a bit of a loon So... what's the prediction that you can take to the bank? With the above described combination of traits to his credit, it is a LOCK that Vivid Entertainment is either going to offer him a job, or announce that they are actively bidding on a sex tape featuring Mr. Sheen, even if the existence of the tape is in question. In light of that inevitability, Pink Visual has composed an open letter to Mr. Sheen, which contains some sound advice for the embattled sitcom star. Please enjoy. __________________ Q. Boyer

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	Charlies always been living the fast life.I think his newest found "papparazzi/Celebrity fame" is taking its toll on him mentally..hope he takes a breather and setltes down in a few weeks.....that being said.... www.CharlieSheenExposed.com i hope the Chuck Wagon keeps rollin ! !