8 reasons you wouldn?t really want to date a porn star

[Barefootsies]

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Look, I should first say that I don?t have any problem with Internet pornography or adult film actresses. There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that ?My other ride is a porn star? bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! And I?m sure there are other (mind-blowing) things that would be make a relationship of this sort both exciting and fascinating (maybe terrifying). Yet, from a male perspective, I feel like doing so would be a burden on your sanity. There are a lot of things to consider before entering into a relationship with an adult film actress.

The countdown....

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I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there.

[$5 submissions]

great blog

[eroticsexxx]

Meh, that's nothing.

After all, it's only dating. Plus, in this industry a man better not be thin skinned when he has a porn actress on his arm...especially after she does a scene with the likes of Mandingo or Lex Steele.

[CybermedAndy]

The sheer number of fights it would generate would be the only real thing that would steer me away

[adult-help]

you need 8 reasons? dating someone that gets dicks from other guys sticked in her on a daily basis is reason enough not to date them..and i just couldn't force myself to kiss a girl on lips that had ass to mouth and cum on the same lips in the morning from some random guy..

[Spunky]

Porn stars intimidate me

[carzygirls]

because their feet have been where no man has?

[stever]

all if not most of those reasons can be summed up into just one

because she is a porn star

[Machete_]

Herpes HSV-2

[Mr Happy]

90% of porn stars are complete bi-polar drug addicts ala METH! that should be the number one reason.

[cam_girls]

No guy ever wants to ask, “Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?” and hear “An entire football team.” That talk your girlfriend has about the bitchy girl in her office is annoying, certainly. But it probably can’t compare to hearing your porn star girlfriend talking about how she can’t see out of her right eye due to Johnny Sinz’s errant aim.

I'm a good listener!

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

The countdown....

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I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there.

pretty much all bullshit

[Paul&John]

She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to

lol

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by adult-help

you need 8 reasons? dating someone that gets dicks from other guys sticked in her on a daily basis is reason enough not to date them..and i just couldn't force myself to kiss a girl on lips that had ass to mouth and cum on the same lips in the morning from some random guy..

human crispy cream

[CaptainHowdy]

I'm sure pornstars aren't exactly into "dating"...

[BlueWave]

I'm thinking the hardest part about dating a porn star would be having to explain what she does for a living to Mom and Dad when they invite us over a casual Sunday dinner.

I'm thinking Dad might be "understanding" of the situation. But Mom, mmmm not so much...

[seeandsee]

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

The countdown....

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I can think of a few additional health reasons, not listed there.

and cum leftovers can be seen sometimes on her

[SteveHardeman]

Most girls have done everything MOST porn girls have done. Granted, they may have not taken 20 black cocks in her ass but unless they're part of a very small minority, they've all sucked a dick, got cum in their mouths, swallowed someone's jizz, taken a facial, probably at least gave anal a shot to see if they'd like it. All before you made them your gf. You may not want to think about it but they've most likely done it.

Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-)

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

Most girls have done everything MOST porn girls have done. Granted, they may have not taken 20 black cocks in her ass but unless they're part of a very small minority, they've all sucked a dick, got cum in their mouths, swallowed someone's jizz, taken a facial, probably at least gave anal a shot to see if they'd like it. All before you made them your gf. You may not want to think about it but they've most likely done it.

Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-)

the difference would be that pornstars do that on a weekly basis (its means nothing to them) were as most 'regular' girls might do it only once in their lives or a few times a year (its a bigger deal for them), depending on the girl of course.

[Rangermoore]

I don't like glazed donuts...

[Cyandin]

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

Only difference between a gf and a pornstar is that your buddies don't have a video documentary of your gf doing all those things. :-)

QFT

[Davy]

Originally Posted by BlueWave

I'm thinking the hardest part about dating a porn star would be having to explain what she does for a living to Mom and Dad when they invite us over a casual Sunday dinner.

I'm thinking Dad might be "understanding" of the situation. But Mom, mmmm not so much...

What - are you 15? Or why do you care what your parents think of your girlfriend...

[JFK]

You ask yourself, ?I wonder how many of these people have slept with my girlfriend? and then an hour later you have that question is passionately answered on a 30 foot movie screen as a room full of people watch and cheer the screams of your one-and-only in the throws of passion with one or several strangers. Not a fun prospect.

Ah, who the hell cares!! You only go around once in this life, right? **

[spazlabz]

Funniest part of that article for me was the author's bio

[brandonstills]

Having dated a porn star before I would say that none of those things were a concern. The only thing that went through my mind was the risk of any STD. Herpes is the only one you really need to worry about because the others are temporary and cured with antibiotics.

[TiffanyTyler]

I could have come up with a much better list of reasons if they were only going to count 8 of them lol

[The Ghost]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

the difference would be that pornstars do that on a weekly basis (its means nothing to them) were as most 'regular' girls might do it only once in their lives or a few times a year (its a bigger deal for them), depending on the girl of course.

Glad I don't know any regular girls. They sound incredibly boring.

[SomeCreep]

Pornstar chicks are bat shit crazy. I've never met one that didn't live a completely chaotic lifestyle.

[{Psycho}]

Great article

Why shall u date a girl thats been drilled by few hundreds before

[Mr Happy]

as I said they are mostly bi-polar nut jobs. and most of them love and live for METH

[VikingMan]

yeah "the herp" is the major risk, but if you already have it I guess it is a moot issue

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by The Ghost

Glad I don't know any regular girls. They sound incredibly boring.

hey, you're living in a dream world. you might of forgotten but there is a large segment of the population where people go to work every day, might have time for sex a couple times a week, etc. if you'd prefer to hang around psycho drug addicts who were molested and now do the most bizarre sex acts in a futile attempt to own their sexuality from the monsters who controlled it when they were kids, have at it.

[HandballJim]

diseases that are still in incubation

[The Ghost]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

hey, you're living in a dream world. you might of forgotten but there is a large segment of the population where people go to work every day, might have time for sex a couple times a week, etc. if you'd prefer to hang around psycho drug addicts who were molested and now do the most bizarre sex acts in a futile attempt to own their sexuality from the monsters who controlled it when they were kids, have at it.

I am living in a dream world

[soopamanluva]

I dont date porn stars, i just fuck them ;)

[eroticsexxx]

Originally Posted by soopamanluva

I dont date porn stars, i just fuck them ;)

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[Rangermoore]

Originally Posted by brandonstills

Having dated a porn star before I would say that none of those things were a concern. The only thing that went through my mind was the risk of any STD. Herpes is the only one you really need to worry about because the others are temporary and cured with antibiotics.

Your wrong.. When did HIV get cured?

[The Porn Nerd]

#9: Being posted on GFY by 'footsies.

[RyuLion]

Complain, complain, complain, etc..

[moeloubani]

#9. Weird dudes may have paid her to do fucked up shit to her feet. Really weird guys.

[pornlaw]

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

Meh, that's nothing.

After all, it's only dating. Plus, in this industry a man better not be thin skinned when he has a porn actress on his arm...especially after she does a scene with the likes of Mandingo or Lex Steele.

Meh, that's nothing.

My fiance was with Lex for 6 yrs and did scenes with Mandingo... And within 1 week of meeting me she broke up with Lex and moved out. That was almost 5 yrs ago.

If dick size intimidates you, well then I feel sorry for you.

As for all pornstars being "bat shit" crazy or meth addicts, I can tell you that this is simply not true. Most are shut-ins that rarely leave the house though. After a while all the public attention and stares starts to wear on them.

Vanessa spends about 15 hours a day working on her sites, which she designs and maintains herself. She shoots, edits, authors all her own DVDs and does all the graphic design. And she's done this for the 14 yrs she's been in the business. Not to mention camming when she has a chance...

As for being with someone that has been with sooo many sexual partners... Well she's still catching up to me, I was a bartender for 8 yrs before going to law school.

And at 41 I could care less whom my family and friends like or dont like. They loved my ex-wife but she was a witch behind close doors.

But yes dating a pornstar isnt for everyone, especially those that are insecure, immature or worried about what the world will think...

I prefer the honesty and the openness of being with someone that doesnt make sex an issue with everything. I get to do whatever I want and I never have to worry about finding my stuff on the front lawn.

You guys can keep the civilian girls.... I know at least Robbie will back me up on this one...

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by pornlaw

Meh, that's nothing.

My fiance was with Lex for 6 yrs and did scenes with Mandingo... And within 1 week of meeting me she broke up with Lex and moved out. That was almost 5 yrs ago.

If dick size intimidates you, well then I feel sorry for you.

As for all pornstars being "bat shit" crazy or meth addicts, I can tell you that this is simply not true. Most are shut-ins that rarely leave the house though. After a while all the public attention and stares starts to wear on them.

Vanessa spends about 15 hours a day working on her sites, which she designs and maintains herself. She shoots, edits, authors all her own DVDs and does all the graphic design. And she's done this for the 14 yrs she's been in the business. Not to mention camming when she has a chance...

As for being with someone that has been with sooo many sexual partners... Well she's still catching up to me, I was a bartender for 8 yrs before going to law school.

And at 41 I could care less whom my family and friends like or dont like. They loved my ex-wife but she was a witch behind close doors.

But yes dating a pornstar isnt for everyone, especially those that are insecure, immature or worried about what the world will think...

I prefer the honesty and the openness of being with someone that doesnt make sex an issue with everything. I get to do whatever I want and I never have to worry about finding my stuff on the front lawn.

You guys can keep the civilian girls.... I know at least Robbie will back me up on this one...

in other words you like being with a pornstar because you can fuck other women and she can't say shit about it.

[eroticsexxx]

Originally Posted by pornlaw

Meh, that's nothing.

My fiance was with Lex for 6 yrs and did scenes with Mandingo... And within 1 week of meeting me she broke up with Lex and moved out. That was almost 5 yrs ago.

If dick size intimidates you, well then I feel sorry for you.

As for all pornstars being "bat shit" crazy or meth addicts, I can tell you that this is simply not true. Most are shut-ins that rarely leave the house though. After a while all the public attention and stares starts to wear on them.

Vanessa spends about 15 hours a day working on her sites, which she designs and maintains herself. She shoots, edits, authors all her own DVDs and does all the graphic design. And she's done this for the 14 yrs she's been in the business. Not to mention camming when she has a chance...

As for being with someone that has been with sooo many sexual partners... Well she's still catching up to me, I was a bartender for 8 yrs before going to law school.

And at 41 I could care less whom my family and friends like or dont like. They loved my ex-wife but she was a witch behind close doors.

But yes dating a pornstar isnt for everyone, especially those that are insecure, immature or worried about what the world will think...

I prefer the honesty and the openness of being with someone that doesnt make sex an issue with everything. I get to do whatever I want and I never have to worry about finding my stuff on the front lawn.

You guys can keep the civilian girls.... I know at least Robbie will back me up on this one...

It is quite interesting indeed that some persons in this industry appear to be averse to dating the very women that we promote.

[Bank Of America]

I used to feel like Pornlaw.
I don't anymore.


Undiagnosed mental illness is what makes these girls get into this business.
They all self medicate in one way or another.

Pornstars have the unique ability to compartmentalize- and block out all emotion or feeling to concentrate on the task at hand.

Like Michael Jordan when he was in his "zone"

Once a woman makes money with their pussy, it's all over.
They never get used to working a real job again and only exploit men with it.

Period

[alf6300]

Originally Posted by Bank Of America

I used to feel like Pornlaw.
I don't anymore.


Undiagnosed mental illness is what makes these girls get into this business.
They all self medicate in one way or another.

Pornstars have the unique ability to compartmentalize- and block out all emotion or feeling to concentrate on the task at hand.

Like Michael Jordan when he was in his "zone"

Once a woman makes money with their pussy, it's all over.
They never get used to working a real job again and only exploit men with it.

Period

"Your ideas intrigue me and I want to subscribe to your newsletter" (Homer S.)

[pornlaw]

Originally Posted by Bank Of America

I used to feel like Pornlaw.
I don't anymore.


Undiagnosed mental illness is what makes these girls get into this business.
They all self medicate in one way or another.

Pornstars have the unique ability to compartmentalize- and block out all emotion or feeling to concentrate on the task at hand.

Like Michael Jordan when he was in his "zone"

Once a woman makes money with their pussy, it's all over.
They never get used to working a real job again and only exploit men with it.

Period

Basically I would agree with you but I have a unique situation. I have only been involved with two pornstars seriously so I have limited "relationship" experience.

Anyone looking to be Captain Sav-A-Ho... I can tell you that you will be disappointed. That what I tried with the first girl. I though she needed to be saved... I ended up very disappointed in what transpired between us.

But I didnt give up. I just changed my attitude and found one that had more to offer besides her pussy.

I guess it also depends on what you consider a "real" job. Since we started dating Vanessa has only performed in a handful of scenes - mostly with women though. Most of what she does everyday is exactly what most of you on this board do - design, maintain, operate and update her websites and social networking sites to push traffic. Seems pretty normal to me but probably not to real civilians. She realized long ago that being in front of the camera as a limited shelf life and she has taught herself everything. Is she 1 in a 100 ? Probably, but there are plenty of other women in the industry that are doing the same.

Will she always use her "pussy" to make money - I hope so - one way or another. Just like I will always use my mind to make my money. She would be miserable with a real civilian job and I would never ask her to change. She may not be in front of the camera for much longer but as she jokes - she will be shooting porn from her wheelchair.

So when Im 70 and there's naked 18yr olds running around my house as she is directing a scene I will consider myself very lucky... LOL

[buildingfutures]

I'd hate to pull my dick out and find old cum crumbs on my dick.

[fitzmulti]

REASON #9

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1004022

[Screwed Up]

Originally Posted by pornlaw

Meh, that's nothing.

My fiance was with Lex for 6 yrs and did scenes with Mandingo... And within 1 week of meeting me she broke up with Lex and moved out. That was almost 5 yrs ago.

If dick size intimidates you, well then I feel sorry for you.

As for all pornstars being "bat shit" crazy or meth addicts, I can tell you that this is simply not true. Most are shut-ins that rarely leave the house though. After a while all the public attention and stares starts to wear on them.

Vanessa spends about 15 hours a day working on her sites, which she designs and maintains herself. She shoots, edits, authors all her own DVDs and does all the graphic design. And she's done this for the 14 yrs she's been in the business. Not to mention camming when she has a chance...

As for being with someone that has been with sooo many sexual partners... Well she's still catching up to me, I was a bartender for 8 yrs before going to law school.

And at 41 I could care less whom my family and friends like or dont like. They loved my ex-wife but she was a witch behind close doors.

But yes dating a pornstar isnt for everyone, especially those that are insecure, immature or worried about what the world will think...

I prefer the honesty and the openness of being with someone that doesnt make sex an issue with everything. I get to do whatever I want and I never have to worry about finding my stuff on the front lawn.

You guys can keep the civilian girls.... I know at least Robbie will back me up on this one...

Vanessa seems like a cool chick.
Tell her I said hi. I'm the guy from screwedupmovies, her number one affiliate way back in the day.

[PR_Glen]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

in other words you like being with a pornstar because you can fuck other women and she can't say shit about it.

at least he is basing his opinion on personal experiences, what are you basing your opinion on? Shit you talk about with your friends who know nothing about this industry?

What did you do meet a couple 'porn stars' at a show one time and came to the conclusion that they are all dirty fuck machines with no soul? I'm willing to bet that MOST don't work weekly, probably closer to monthly for the most part and probably getting less dick than the average skank you can dig up from plenty of fish or the local club these days so singling them out and calling them dirty only proves that you don't know what you're talking about here.

also, not every guy has a purity fetish... I wouldn't be caught dead with a girl who hasn't had some good 'experience'...