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CDSmith · 01-20-2003, 05:22 PM

A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

Cheshire · 01-20-2003, 05:23 PM

That made me laugh

but then I felt guilty

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stanton · 01-20-2003, 05:25 PM

mrthumbs · 01-20-2003, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton

CDSmith · 01-20-2003, 05:33 PM

Stanton --- how long did you have to wait to use that pic?

CDSmith · 01-20-2003, 05:34 PM

Olga and Olie were applying for a wedding license and were answering questions asked by the clerk. "Olga, how old are you?"

Olga answered, "I am going to be tventy one in Yanuary."

Next the clerk asked, "Olga, how tall are you?"

Responding, Olga stated, "I'm yust about six feet tall."

And how much do you weigh, Olga? was the next question.

"I weigh yust about 185 pounds."

"Wow," exclaimed the clerk. "You're big enough to play with the Green Bay Packers!!"

"Oh no," answered Olga. "I yust play with Olie's packer."

reddawg · 01-20-2003, 05:41 PM

I just put it under the heat lamp next to my pods and when it dries out, I just put it back on.

CDSmith · 01-20-2003, 05:43 PM

Subject: Medical Care..

Thought you might want to pass this along to those in the profession.
When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when
you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after
ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head
nurse stood up to him. One morning she entered his room and announced,
"I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed
his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but
for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another
round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his
bottom. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay just like that until I
get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out, and he cursed under
his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After
almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on
here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?" "Yes," said the doctor.
"But never with a carnation."

NoCarrier · 01-20-2003, 05:47 PM

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cold_ice · 01-20-2003, 07:20 PM

I save mine and if at the end of the year I have over a 100 rubbers I make a tire and call it a goodyear. But if I end up with a child at the end of the year I call it a firestone cuz that shit exploded while at high speed

.:Frog:. · 01-20-2003, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton

Better then the guys joke.
I laughed at this pic though.

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