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BFT3K · 03-16-2011, 09:55 AM

You might be a Republican if?

1) You believe George W. Bush?s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama?s plan to return it to the middle class is "socialism".

2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are "expendable collateral damage".

3) You believe tax cuts for billionaires is a great idea, yet you wonder why the economy has stalled, your job just got outsourced to India, and oil company executives receive $400,000,000.00 retirement packages.

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/?p=2870

arock10 · 03-16-2011, 10:18 AM

if stem cells are people, then everytime an illegal female mexican crosses the border thats another million anchor babies

_Richard_ · 03-16-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are "expendable collateral damage".

that's a good one

12clicks · 03-16-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

You might be a Republican if…

1) You believe George W. Bush’s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama’s plan to return it to the middle class is "socialism".

2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are "expendable collateral damage".

3) You believe tax cuts for billionaires is a great idea, yet you wonder why the economy has stalled, your job just got outsourced to India, and oil company executives receive $400,000,000.00 retirement packages.

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/?p=2870

wow.
no wonder the rabble who follow this are poor.
I can't imagine how dumb you've got to be to buy into that nonsense.

czarina · 03-16-2011, 10:35 AM

good one. I'm definitely NOT a republican

Vendzilla · 03-16-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

You might be a Republican if?

1) You believe George W. Bush?s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama?s plan to return it to the middle class is "socialism".

I just have a hard time hitting people that make 250k with extra taxes

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2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are "expendable collateral damage".

Not one thing about it

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3) You believe tax cuts for billionaires is a great idea, yet you wonder why the economy has stalled, your job just got outsourced to India, and oil company executives receive $400,000,000.00 retirement packages.

Getting rid of NAFTA would fix that

nation-x · 03-16-2011, 10:51 AM

if your name is 12clicks and you like to refer to others as "rabble"

12clicks is the Hamburglar - "rabble, rabble, rabble"... that is why he is always asking people if they work at McDonalds

Tom_PM · 03-16-2011, 10:59 AM

If you call returning to tax rates of 30 years ago a new tax.

If you have no freaking clue who your candidate for president will be in 2012.

If you think letting oil companies be GIFTED (sorry, GRANTED) your tax money while they make literally the most profit of any company in the history of the world is a good idea.

the list is endless..

BlackCrayon · 03-16-2011, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

wow.
no wonder the rabble who follow this are poor.
I can't imagine how dumb you've got to be to buy into that nonsense.

12clicks, do you have any secondary education? serious question. I'm just curious.

nation-x · 03-16-2011, 11:06 AM

I am not a Republican and I supported Obama during the election (and voted for him). I now regret that because I realized that he is continuing the Wall Street Government.

If you haven't seen Inside Job then I highly recommend you do. It was very enlightening. Both parties are wholly owned subsidiaries of the financial services industry.

SallyRand · 03-16-2011, 11:15 AM

nation-x · 03-16-2011, 11:20 AM

BFT3K · 03-16-2011, 11:20 AM

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Considering your fictitious "Sally Rand" persona, are you really in a position to comment on who is and who isn't really "lying"?

SallyRand · 03-16-2011, 11:21 AM

12clicks · 03-16-2011, 11:32 AM

you might be a republican if you pay more in taxes than most democrats make.

icymelon · 03-16-2011, 11:34 AM

if you are not in the adult industry it might make sense to be a republican.

SallyRand · 03-16-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

you might be a republican if you pay more in taxes than most democrats make.

Now there just might be a whole lot of truth to that one!

beerptrol · 03-16-2011, 01:40 PM

4) You are an old man posing as a woman on a forum and refer to yourself in 3rd person

Coup · 03-16-2011, 01:53 PM

You Might Be A Republican If...

"you have a bumper sticker that says 'proud father of a nephew'."

cykoe6 · 03-16-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

you might be a republican if you pay more in taxes than most democrats make.

That is usually the best way to tell.

Bryan G · 03-16-2011, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Now there just might be a whole lot of truth to that one!

What's up Mr?? Having fun pretending to be a female on an adult board?? Why not drop it already lol.

BFT3K · 03-16-2011, 02:16 PM

More proof of what goes wrong when Republitards get their way...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31727_16...html?tag=stack

And how much they really care about others too...

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/03/11/...nator-siberia/

D Ghost · 03-16-2011, 02:21 PM

Please see: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1014482

TheDoc · 03-16-2011, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

you might be a republican if you pay more in taxes than most democrats make.

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Now there just might be a whole lot of truth to that one!

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Originally Posted by cykoe6

That is usually the best way to tell.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312628,00.html <-- fox

Your argument's aren't looking so hot....

SallyRand · 03-16-2011, 03:37 PM

will76 · 03-16-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

wow.
no wonder the rabble who follow this are poor.
I can't imagine how dumb you've got to be to buy into that nonsense.

oh look what the cat dragged in from off the roof. Nice to see you back and playing with us princess.

will76 · 03-16-2011, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Now there just might be a whole lot of truth to that one!

Funny you should talk about truth. An old guy who pretends to be a young girl and scams people:

Marrion, aka Sally Rand, the 60+ year old man pretending to be a college girl (pictured below) caught scamming people: http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/1012645-hey-sallyrand.html

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SallyRand · 03-16-2011, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

oh look what the cat dragged in from off the roof. Nice to see you back and playing with us princess.

Hey, will76! Howya been? Finally sober up didja?

MaDalton · 03-16-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

that just proves that good looking women have no brain

TheDoc · 03-16-2011, 04:05 PM

hehe, SallyRand and 12clicks pushing the Right Agenda.... if that isn't a sign to stay the hell away, I don't know what is.

BFT3K · 03-16-2011, 07:35 PM

12clicks · 03-17-2011, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

oh look what the cat dragged in from off the roof. Nice to see you back and playing with us princess.

hey willy, what are you doing for work these days?
will we be seeing you at the forum this year or did something more important (day job) come up again?

Poindexterity · 03-17-2011, 10:41 AM

man, this thread pissed off alotta people!

JC Maldini · 03-17-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

You might be a Republican if…

2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are "expendable collateral damage".

List continues here...

http://www.addictinginfo.org/?p=2870

Hell yea dude!! Cause Obama shut that shit down....he said hell no to foreign wars! He ended them all! Drone attacks...GONE!! GITMO...SHUT DOWN!!! That shit is over yo!!!

300 soldiers have died since 2009. You don't think kids are dying right now or do you just not care about anything but your pathetic loyalty to a person or party who doesn't give a shit about you.

Wake up...same wars...same party... soldiers and kids are still dying and we are still occupying....Wake UP!

Amputate Your Head · 03-17-2011, 11:41 AM

Right..... Left..... I think you're all idiots.

dig420 · 03-17-2011, 12:31 PM

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Hey, will76! Howya been? Finally sober up didja?

Typical tea partier. You're an old man pretending to be a woman and a well known scam artist to boot. EVERY TIME I engage with people like you, I find out that he-man rugged individualist is living on disability in his mom's basement. That religious anti-gay guy loves to take it up the ass. The hard work and bootstraps guy is a common hustler and thief.

It happens every time. I've said it before - modern conservatism isn't a political philosophy, it's a psychosis.

dig420 · 03-17-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Right..... Left..... I think you're all idiots.

And that's the attitude that helps them get elected, so they can keep on stealing from us.

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	You Might Be A Republican If... You might be a Republican if? 1) You believe George W. Bush?s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama?s plan to return it to the middle class is "socialism". 2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are "expendable collateral damage". 3) You believe tax cuts for billionaires is a great idea, yet you wonder why the economy has stalled, your job just got outsourced to India, and oil company executives receive $400,000,000.00 retirement packages. List continues here... http://www.addictinginfo.org/?p=2870

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nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	I am not a Republican and I supported Obama during the election (and voted for him). I now regret that because I realized that he is continuing the Wall Street Government. If you haven't seen Inside Job then I highly recommend you do. It was very enlightening. Both parties are wholly owned subsidiaries of the financial services industry.

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