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MrMaxwell · 03-29-2011, 07:59 PM

And it was SO stupid god damn it what the fuck how is was I fucking THINKING

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You, are you working, tonight? I think that our local Police will be over to see me, soon... The security system has a sixty second countdown and you can arm it, open the door, and leave. Then it texts me to say it is armed. Well I armed it and opened the kitchen window during the countdown and BLAM it got real upset. LoL. Spanking someone or playing with a stungun sets it off, too. Usually I put my code in and talk to them with the code word and it's okay. This time they couldn't hear me. So, here comes the local police. LoL!!! It's okay. I love them. They're good to me.

Well anyway https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNTWW1y1x0M watch this and go to forty seconds... the lady who comes over for spankings and to please me, I told her to leave me alone tonight so I can drink my whiskey..... she's an older you. Forty with your body but NOT your face..... and someday if you could understand what it is like to be an old man who gave up all of his chances

But we all got that one woman we won't forget I got the sweet tilted little grin when I remember you in your little hood outfit at the six where we stayed in philly

I'm so good at short changing myself

So proud of you for not being money motivated and making a difference out there you know I been on the streets I even have been shot at and everything I don't fancy myself as being no tough guy or billy bad ass but I know what you face every day and I am so proud of how tough and strong you are I really wanna to make out with you and buy you houseboys

Much as I hate being human, knowing that there's one like you makes it more okay.. I don't admire anyone, so coming from me, you should feel amazing reading that!!!!

GRRRRRR BABY

SIK · 03-29-2011, 08:05 PM

DangerX !!! · 03-29-2011, 08:14 PM

Try this next time, it's better than alcohol.
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Agent 488 · 03-29-2011, 08:31 PM

fuck off birat.

MrMaxwell · 03-29-2011, 08:42 PM

She's amazing she has guns she kickboxes she plays the rugby she has degrees in biz mgmt and crim jus she's got huge amazing tits they're huge a MATCHING ON BOTH SIDES round bubble ass just perfect her pussy and asshole are made like art she's 5'3/120 and all sculpted and her face is like an angel came down

Toguhtest most intelligent broad I have ever known I will never forget her red in the ass cooking an east coast style breakfast for me

never

DangerX !!! · 03-29-2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

She's amazing she has guns she kickboxes she plays the rugby she has degrees in biz mgmt and crim jus she's got huge amazing tits they're huge a MATCHING ON BOTH SIDES round bubble ass just perfect her pussy and asshole are made like art she's 5'3/120 and all sculpted and her face is like an angel came down

Toguhtest most intelligent broad I have ever known I will never forget her red in the ass cooking an east coast style breakfast for me

never

Pics please.

Agent 488 · 03-29-2011, 09:10 PM

get a job loser.

bronco67 · 03-29-2011, 09:48 PM

Don't think that you're getting any of that pussy.

Chosen · 03-29-2011, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DangerX !!!

Try this next time, it's better than alcohol.

georgeyw · 03-29-2011, 10:49 PM

What does that even say?

SleazyDream · 03-29-2011, 11:05 PM

the problem with infatuation is that you loose your sense of self and what YOU really want

taken300 · 03-29-2011, 11:38 PM

haha!! cool man!!

CPA37710T · 03-30-2011, 01:34 AM

lol that sounds like a terrible screw up with the wrong girl, if she's for you then she will understand whatever you wanted to say on that email and reply with a smile

HBKKH · 03-30-2011, 03:03 AM

i don't get it

rowan · 03-30-2011, 03:56 AM

Do her replies typically go like this- omg ur cute lol wtf hey i got nu shoez gonna show u k l8rz

thickcash_amo · 03-30-2011, 07:36 AM

is that message supposed to mean something? I am not high, but maybe I should be to understand this?!?

DudeRick · 03-30-2011, 08:43 AM

Never drink and drive on the information super highway!

O MARINA · 03-30-2011, 11:05 AM

why do so many men need to drink to express their emotions?

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2011, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

why do so many men need to drink to express their emotions?

I drink in order to not express them ...

_Richard_ · 03-30-2011, 11:13 AM

other thread had you sober at 714, and sending drunk emails by 8?

Sasha18 · 03-30-2011, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

why do so many men need to drink to express their emotions?

i love you and i'm not even drunk yet lol

John-ACWM · 03-30-2011, 11:40 AM

Emotions go crazy when drinking...

bbobby86 · 03-30-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DangerX !!!

Try this next time, it's better than alcohol.
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hahahahahahahahahaha

wwmuch better than alcohol...

beerptrol · 03-30-2011, 11:48 AM

did Chaz Bono reply to your drunken email yet?

Elli · 03-30-2011, 01:30 PM

If I didn't know better, I'd call a minor alert on this one. But, alas, men take a bit longer to mature on occasion.... ;)

03-29-2011, 07:59 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I just drunk e-mailed the woman of my dreams :( And it was SO stupid god damn it what the fuck how is was I fucking THINKING com You, are you working, tonight? I think that our local Police will be over to see me, soon... The security system has a sixty second countdown and you can arm it, open the door, and leave. Then it texts me to say it is armed. Well I armed it and opened the kitchen window during the countdown and BLAM it got real upset. LoL. Spanking someone or playing with a stungun sets it off, too. Usually I put my code in and talk to them with the code word and it's okay. This time they couldn't hear me. So, here comes the local police. LoL!!! It's okay. I love them. They're good to me. Well anyway https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNTWW1y1x0M watch this and go to forty seconds... the lady who comes over for spankings and to please me, I told her to leave me alone tonight so I can drink my whiskey..... she's an older you. Forty with your body but NOT your face..... and someday if you could understand what it is like to be an old man who gave up all of his chances But we all got that one woman we won't forget I got the sweet tilted little grin when I remember you in your little hood outfit at the six where we stayed in philly I'm so good at short changing myself So proud of you for not being money motivated and making a difference out there you know I been on the streets I even have been shot at and everything I don't fancy myself as being no tough guy or billy bad ass but I know what you face every day and I am so proud of how tough and strong you are I really wanna to make out with you and buy you houseboys Much as I hate being human, knowing that there's one like you makes it more okay.. I don't admire anyone, so coming from me, you should feel amazing reading that!!!! GRRRRRR BABY Last edited by MrMaxwell; 03-29-2011 at 08:01 PM..

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	She's amazing she has guns she kickboxes she plays the rugby she has degrees in biz mgmt and crim jus she's got huge amazing tits they're huge a MATCHING ON BOTH SIDES round bubble ass just perfect her pussy and asshole are made like art she's 5'3/120 and all sculpted and her face is like an angel came down Toguhtest most intelligent broad I have ever known I will never forget her red in the ass cooking an east coast style breakfast for me never

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