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JFK · 04-07-2011, 08:59 AM

Fitty ..............

will76 · 04-07-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

You wont be laughing in 6 months when she really does leave you for the MD of that big company. What swung "it" in her favor was likely that he wanted to swung it in her.

If I was 70 and old, and not making that much money I wouldn't be joking about an attractive women 1/2 my age leaving me.

Jim_Gunn · 04-07-2011, 09:02 AM

Shouldn't you be busy planning a shoot now that you have the client's money up front instead of fooling around online? Might want to look into what kind of camera you need to shoot with, preferably AVCHD or XDCam EX for the job you are supposed to undertake.

woj · 04-07-2011, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Too fucking obvious.

no shit, smelled like trolling from a mile away...

Paul Markham · 04-07-2011, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

He only knows this:

halo!nazdar! JÁ am do churavost ohledně čeho nepřiměřený pohlavní návaznost s nedospělý děvče. Činit tebe vŘdŘt jeden blaho advokát?

Yes I do understand it you piece of shit. Let's see if this will get you banned

Hello! hi! I am in ill health over what inappropriate sexual continuity with the preteen girl. Do you vŘdŘt a welfare attorney?

Not sure what vŘdŘt means.

Eric where are you?

dyna mo · 04-07-2011, 09:12 AM

troll thread accomplished.

B.Barnato · 04-07-2011, 10:00 AM

I look forward to bump up this thread when in not too distant future it really happen

ArielRebel · 04-07-2011, 10:35 AM

Don't know the whole story but as long as both of you are happy in the end

That's all that matter

faxxaff · 04-07-2011, 10:45 AM

Amazing how people do shameless self-promotion on GFY! Paul, you sank very deep with this post. Sorry, to say that. I always thought you are one of the last white hats of adult, but your posts lacks more than just taste. On the other hand, I know you are from the UK. When I watched 'The King's Speech' last month I noticed people were laughing a5t times where the movie wasn't funny. I guess, they were Brits.

PeaCe.

d-null · 04-07-2011, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

Are you dating a 34 years old woman? Arent you a bit old for her?

one could argue that on maturity levels she is too old for him

blackmonsters · 04-07-2011, 11:20 AM

links pulled!

Scott McD · 04-07-2011, 11:25 AM

Oh, you pulled a Lightspeed!

Minus the death...

Paul Markham · 04-07-2011, 11:33 AM

You guys have little humor.

ottopottomouse · 04-07-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Eric where are you?

Surely Damian just needs to say "only joking" and it will all be fine.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You guys have little humor.

dyna mo · 04-07-2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You guys have little humor.

what did you expect? certainly you are aware of how you are perceived around here eh?

harvey · 04-07-2011, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes I do understand it you piece of shit. Let's see if this will get you banned

Hello! hi! I am in ill health over what inappropriate sexual continuity with the preteen girl. Do you vŘdŘt a welfare attorney?

Not sure what vŘdŘt means.

Eric where are you?

ha ha, you put that on Google translate, I got the same exact nonsense!

anyway, glad it's not true, although I figured it was a lie before clicking

BVF · 04-07-2011, 01:28 PM

If I moved to Africa, I could be married to a different 18 year old native for each day of the week....Congrats for being an american with dollars who caught a poor native girl.

L-Pink · 04-07-2011, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bvf

if i moved to africa, i could be married to a different 18 year old native for each day of the week....congrats for being an american with dollars who caught a poor native girl.

ouch !!!

.

$5 submissions · 04-07-2011, 01:30 PM

Thread views FTW!

PiffStenis · 04-07-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today.

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year.

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke.

Damn, you had me going there. Glad you're both doing OK.

Paul Markham · 04-07-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

If I moved to Africa, I could be married to a different 18 year old native for each day of the week....Congrats for being an american with dollars who caught a poor native girl.

If you moved to Africa you might find some better looking girls to shoot.

But you're a dumb fuck. What makes you think I'm American?

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money. Very sad.

L-Pink · 04-07-2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money.

Obviously it's not penis size either.

.

will76 · 04-07-2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes I do understand it you piece of shit. Let's see if this will get you banned

Hello! hi! I am in ill health over what inappropriate sexual continuity with the preteen girl. Do you vŘdŘt a welfare attorney?

Not sure what vŘdŘt means.

Eric where are you?

Yes please ban DamianJ, CP allegations is not allowed on this site at all, no matter what language it is in. Also noticed Damian's obsession with Paul and his twitter account about him with more cp allegations. Very sad, Damian you should get a life and grow up.

SleazyDream · 04-07-2011, 01:53 PM

smuck - i actually felt horrible for you for a min there.

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 04-07-2011, 01:56 PM

wtf is this bs lol

DamianJ · 04-07-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Yes please ban DamianJ, CP allegations is not allowed on this site at all, no matter what language it is in. Also noticed Damian's obsession with Paul and his twitter account about him with more cp allegations. Very sad, Damian you should get a life and grow up.

There are no CP allegations here. There is some gibberish about sexual continuity from a badly written online translation. And what happens on a parody Twitter site really has no bearing here.

Will, hun, stick to asking people to suggest which sites you should steal ideas from. More your strength.

HTH

Your pal

Damian

BVF · 04-07-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

If you moved to Africa you might find some better looking girls to shoot.

But you're a dumb fuck. What makes you think I'm American?

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money. Very sad.

I don't give a fuck if you're american or not...I DO know that you're a sickly old man and there is NO WAY IN ALL OF HELL that you could even THINK of attracting a woman half your age who isn't a foot out of the hospital herself without AMERICAN DOLLARS!.

And yes, if I moved to Africa, it would be a GOLDMINE for me....However, I'm not an old man at the twilight of my life who has time to spend it with an in-person third world eastern european mail order bride....I have kids to raise....Therefore, I am resigned to keep trolling the streets of the ghetto for content...

I can face reality...can YOU?

thickcash_amo · 04-07-2011, 04:07 PM

I guess we all would have thought this was funny....if it was funny! Better luck next time

mizmiz · 04-07-2011, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Just showed Eva this thread and she thinks I need more to do in the day.

Yea if you dont want to get crazy from sitting in front of the computer all day.

dyna mo · 04-07-2011, 04:47 PM

is this thread going according to plan? i can't tell........

Bladewire · 04-07-2011, 04:50 PM

I'm glad to see that a new life is opening up for you Paul.

It's so damn easy to get stuck in a comfortable mental rut that's not good for us.

Now is your time to change focus on the possibilities of your future and not let the past try to draw you back in.

This is a time in your life that calls for action Pual so change your routines and push forward with us.

A lot of us support you Paul and are anxious to see where you're going to go with this new opportunity

Bladewire · 04-07-2011, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today.

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year.

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke.

oh you cheeky little cunt! I owe you one

nico-t · 04-07-2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

smuck - i actually felt horrible for you for a min there.

what the fuck is smuck

i think you just invented a new word, quick, put up a copywrite notice!

Coup · 04-07-2011, 05:20 PM

did she hear that "Back in the good ol' days" shit one too many times?

Django · 04-07-2011, 05:36 PM

she ran away with adam

will76 · 04-07-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

And what happens on a parody Twitter site really has no bearing here.

other than showing how much of a dumb ass loser you are and how much time you waste on worthless things like trolling Paul on twitter. It's bad enough you troll him on here but you take your trolling to other sites like twitter.

Funny you talk about stealing, since you are second to gideon when it comes to defending pirates.

go scurry along wanker and do some stupid porn reviews or make some more stupid twitter posts about Paul.. ah what a rewarding life you must have.

If Eric cares about the rules, which seems lately he doesn't, the mere mention of "preteen" and Paul would have been enough to get you banned.

Agent 488 · 04-07-2011, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Yes please ban DamianJ, CP allegations is not allowed on this site at all, no matter what language it is in. Also noticed Damian's obsession with Paul and his twitter account about him with more cp allegations. Very sad, Damian you should get a life and grow up.

business only please. new leaf and all that.

Zyber · 04-07-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Django

she ran away with adam

Adam Genesis

will76 · 04-07-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

business only please. new leaf and all that.

Hey Buds and babes that kind of has a ring to it like porn and beer. In the spirit of "business" talk, maybe Damian can do a review of one of your 10 cent blogs.

Agent 488 · 04-07-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Hey Buds and babes that kind of has a ring to it like porn and beer. In the spirit of "business" talk, maybe Damian can do a review of one of your 10 cent blogs.

don't own that creep. but thanks for stalking, creeping and harassing me. fucking loser.

i'm sure clickcash likes to have a stalking obsessive loser promoting them on the boards.

you need a life other than harassing me, stalking personal info of sites you think i own but don't and get a life.

guess what.

no one likes you. they think you are a liar and and a deranged freak.

fuck off weirdo.

Agent 488 · 04-07-2011, 06:10 PM

give your personal info to clickcash so will76 can creep on it.

it is safe in his hands.

until he develops a creeper stalker obsession with it and starts harassing every post you make.

your referral information is safe with him.

Agent 488 · 04-07-2011, 06:13 PM

i was going to sign up for clickcash then realized willcreeper might be able to access it.

my family does needs to sleep well at night.

xxweekxx · 04-07-2011, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

If you moved to Africa you might find some better looking girls to shoot.

But you're a dumb fuck. What makes you think I'm American?

I guess a lot here think loves is tied to money. Very sad.

dumbass, you think if you didnt have 2 dimes to rub together she'll be with you..

when you are an old man, and look crappy like you do, then shes with for the money.. dont be crazy.. you think trump/hefner dont know those girls are with them for money.. girls are with men for a reason, and when its a man X2-X3 her age, its mostly $$

the day your dollars dry up is the day her pussy will dry up

SIK · 04-07-2011, 07:33 PM

Senor Paul, gimme a pic of your Eva, kinda getting curious after a shitload of these threads

Agent 488 · 04-07-2011, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Hey Buds and babes that kind of has a ring to it like porn and beer. In the spirit of "business" talk, maybe Damian can do a review of one of your 10 cent blogs.

weird that you think you know anything about this nick that has passed through a few hands.

shows that you are a creep stalker who works for clickcash?

good to know that you will stalk and creep personal information about the wrong people and bring them in to your own personal deranged obsessions.

post after post. creeping.

stalking.

spending time googling trying to find information on nicks that disagree with you.

kind of creepy and weird isn't it.

very odd.

you are fucking pathetic loser who only jumps on people when you sense blood is in the air.

your whole life is based upon some chat board mythology where you are the hero.

guess what?

no one gives a fuck.

maybe clickcash once they are aware that you are using them to justify your creepy harassment.

just kill yourself. drown yourself. fuck off.

Django · 04-07-2011, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SIK

Senor Paul, gimme a pic of your Eva, kinda getting curious after a shitload of these threads

+1 curious

ShellShocked · 04-07-2011, 09:16 PM

Please do me a favor when you start cutting, go up the river and not across the stream. You will go away faster.

bronco67 · 04-07-2011, 09:46 PM

This isn't the type of shit you should be telling people....

brassmonkey · 04-07-2011, 10:11 PM

dude i can make you a pocket pussy out of a hotdog a condom and some chicken wire

will76 · 04-07-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

i was going to sign up for clickcash then realized willcreeper might be able to access it.

my family does needs to sleep well at night.

lol settle down bud, we don't want you to spill your babes all over the place. For being a 24/7 troll on here you sure can't "take it" when someone gives you a little ribbing back.

Don't flatter yourself with the "stalking" it took 10 seconds to find out what your name was on here before you failed with adult and switch it to agent so you could just troll 24/7. It was real original of you to name your site the same as your nick. Nice blogs btw.

You weren't going to signup to clickcash you don't have any traffic lol. You also a fool if you think I have access to their data. Besides I already know everything I need to know about you

carry on now Jason.

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