I am so ready to move somewhere.. What's good in the USA? With beaches and women all over the place? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 08:30 PM

I love to be somewhere where there are scantily clad females all over the place. And nice cars to look at. Palm trees. You know. Some place nice. Nice weather all year without a pile of humidity.

What is a good place to make it a goal to move to? Is anywhere nice affordable. I bet something probably is.

But do I have to leave the states?

Moving over to wichita I hope is only temporary. I don't like Kansas. Everyone here thinks I'm from outer space and I think most of them are real regular morons.

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 04-13-2011, 08:35 PM

Same here... America is getting ready to fall HARD. Time to get out of the evil country now.

2MuchMark · 04-13-2011, 08:40 PM

Miami?

tical · 04-13-2011, 08:41 PM

Las Vegas

BJ · 04-13-2011, 08:42 PM

Should move to Thailand, with your drinking problem you should achieve fantastic results here

DaddyHalbucks · 04-13-2011, 08:47 PM

Actually, it is that way everywhere in the US. Just elect Obama, and you will have milk and honey running in every street, and every tree will be a palm tree, and every girl will be a 10.

american pervert · 04-13-2011, 09:40 PM

best place in the usa is san digeo

best in the world, i'd go for spain

Farang · 04-13-2011, 10:22 PM

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best in the world, i'd go for spain

Why Spain?

INever · 04-13-2011, 10:38 PM

South Beach in the winter and West LA the rest of the year. With side trips to Hawaii.

SallyRand · 04-13-2011, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I love to be somewhere where there are scantily clad females all over the place. And nice cars to look at. Palm trees. You know. Some place nice. Nice weather all year without a pile of humidity.

What is a good place to make it a goal to move to? Is anywhere nice affordable. I bet something probably is.

But do I have to leave the states?

Moving over to wichita I hope is only temporary. I don't like Kansas. Everyone here thinks I'm from outer space and I think most of them are real regular morons.

You are looking for what is termed a "Geographic Cure" for your drinking problem.

You can move but you cannot and will not leave the booze problem behind.

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

You are looking for what is termed a "Geographic Cure" for your drinking problem.

You can move but you cannot and will not leave the booze problem behind.

Yeah I realize that. However. When I am drunk and NOT IN HUTCHINSON I don't get murderous or destructive. Also, I tend to drink 1 of 10 times I would have.... that means 90% less often.. when I am NOT IN HUTCHINSON

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 10:48 PM

I'm actually just looking for a SOUL CURE... not to be in a hopeless negative short sighted hateful environment.. I don't mind things being TOUGH but around here things are just ZERO all the way around

Agent 488 · 04-13-2011, 10:53 PM

breaking the triggers will help. bad influences sometimes have to be left behind.

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

breaking the triggers will help. bad influences sometimes have to be left behind.

This environment hammers your soul to death. Everyone in this town says oh nothing will ever get better, they think welfare is their salary, they hate any new ideas, the women don't please a man, the women all do drugs and carry crotch bugs, the women expect you to do dishes and pay for things, when you help a business owner with something they don't appreciate it, no one will do business with you if you're not from here, on and on and fucking on and on

I have a wonderful hard working sister here and a grandmother who loves me ... my grandmother is why I thought I should be here, they took her money and turned backs on her so I am always there for her and all of this. My sister works hard and is in college... I want to get out and make money again so she won't have to work AND go to school

Well now I finally got my mother who lives with her to start contributing towards the bills and to treat grandma a-lot better (mom had a huge stroke and lacks compassion some times)

My father is here I've bought him truck payments and everything else he is into me a fortune but he use to make and spend a-lot on me so I let it go... He will give you money when he has it, just never does any more. .. but him and mom spent all of grandmas money and I am still to this day expected to be her keeper

My phone rings ten times a day with one of them needing me to solve a problem or do this or that on and on and on

I don't even know why I'm rambling about it all [/vent]

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:03 PM

My day literally consists of driving over to settle grandma down, going to help dad with this or that, going over to referee my mother and grandmother, etc etc etc

LATELY I've been having my lady friends come into town more and going up to ICT to play poker and have blowjobs fairly often

This move is going to be SO good for me. I know several women in wichita who will cook for me, take me out, blow me like angels, etc. Good poker games over there and when you craigslist something it doesn't take 3 weeks to sell.

Still a small under half M town but big enough that I can make something happen

Only bad thing about it is the only two women I've ever "loved" still live over there.. and if I run into either one of them I'm sure my heart will jump down my asshole. Well ran into one of them earlier this year and it didn't seem to bother me, too much, so we'll see

Still don't want that to happen

LoL

I just used you all for a sounding board... sorry.. well, no, I'm not
[//vent]

SallyRand · 04-13-2011, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Yeah I realize that. However. When I am drunk and NOT IN HUTCHINSON I don't get murderous or destructive. Also, I tend to drink 1 of 10 times I would have.... that means 90% less often.. when I am NOT IN HUTCHINSON

Move and then give yourself a few days............................................

You will then be crying about whatever town to which you have moved.

The problem lies with you, not your surroundings.

Tom_PM · 04-13-2011, 11:12 PM

Kansas is very cold or very hot, flat, and dry with a chance of tornado alley. That's what I recall from childhood visits to Salina. We used to stop by Lindsborg also and visit some Swedish shops. Lots of Swedish immigrants landed there, like my mothers family. So.. it's got that going for it. Swedish-American girls.

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Move and then give yourself a few days............................................

You will then be crying about whatever town to which you have moved.

The problem lies with you, not your surroundings.

Oh no I won't!! I am a completely different person when I don't live here. I know myself, you don't. I do NOT expect things to be EASY anywhere. I expect things to be tough, but POSSIBLE.

Jesus christ man I can't BUY a break, here, hell I even SAVED A BUSINESS which was ONE WEEK FROM BEING SHUT DOWN here in hutch and the guy COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ME right after that.. instead of keeping me around and making a fortune having me there,,, what more can I do, here? Nothing.

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Kansas is very cold or very hot, flat, and dry with a chance of tornado alley. That's what I recall from childhood visits to Salina. We used to stop by Lindsborg also and visit some Swedish shops. Lots of Swedish immigrants landed there, like my mothers family. So.. it's got that going for it. Swedish-American girls.

Swedish women always get to me.. lol... Years ago I remember going to Lindsborg and this old guy made me a wooden horse and threw it at me. That was fun. And all the houses have red horses out front.

I've lived here on and off most of my life.

Tom_PM · 04-13-2011, 11:18 PM

Ah, my family was always a blue horse family, lmfao. I have one that is a refrigerator magnet.
When Swedish girls want to find a man to marry, they either have to jump over a fence, or gather 7 different wildflowers and sleep with them under their pillow. Obscure old world trivia for the win.

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Ah, my family was always a blue horse family, lmfao. I have one that is a refrigerator magnet.
When Swedish girls want to find a man to marry, they either have to jump over a fence, or gather 7 different wildflowers and sleep with them under their pillow. Obscure old world trivia for the win.

Interesting. Theirs I swear are red, though, with a blue fringe looking stripe in the middle, maybe?

Agent 488 · 04-13-2011, 11:22 PM

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TheDoc · 04-13-2011, 11:25 PM

Drive south to Texas, stop at some small town near the ocean, and setup camp... jump into the community, help some people locally that will help keep your mind busy and out of trouble... then enjoy.

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Drive south to Texas, stop at some small town near the ocean, and setup camp... jump into the community, help some people locally that will help keep your mind busy and out of trouble... then enjoy.

I loved north padre island or whatever it is down by corpus
Man we had a two level suite right on the beach for $200/night
2½ bath kitchen had everything silverware and all two balconies on the beach
All that for what Embassy usually charged us
Well we usually got embassy half price

Tom_PM · 04-13-2011, 11:28 PM

Yeah, they're typically red or blue with white decorated bands. I dont know what the colors mean, but I think it has to do with available pigments in the old days.

Dala Horse History: http://www.hemslojd.com/swedish_dala_horse_story.html

MrMaxwell · 04-13-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Yeah, they're typically red or blue with white decorated bands. I dont know what the colors mean, but I think it has to do with available pigments in the old days.

Dala Horse History: http://www.hemslojd.com/swedish_dala_horse_story.html

Yeah that's definitely what they called them
Dala horses

marlboroack · 04-13-2011, 11:47 PM

My basement, hope you like Asian chicks.

MrMaxwell · 04-21-2011, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

My basement, hope you like Asian chicks.

A basement full of asian broads?
Where do I sign?

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I'm actually just looking for a SOUL CURE... not to be in a hopeless negative short sighted hateful environment.. I don't mind things being TOUGH but around here things are just ZERO all the way around

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	My day literally consists of driving over to settle grandma down, going to help dad with this or that, going over to referee my mother and grandmother, etc etc etc LATELY I've been having my lady friends come into town more and going up to ICT to play poker and have blowjobs fairly often This move is going to be SO good for me. I know several women in wichita who will cook for me, take me out, blow me like angels, etc. Good poker games over there and when you craigslist something it doesn't take 3 weeks to sell. Still a small under half M town but big enough that I can make something happen Only bad thing about it is the only two women I've ever "loved" still live over there.. and if I run into either one of them I'm sure my heart will jump down my asshole. Well ran into one of them earlier this year and it didn't seem to bother me, too much, so we'll see Still don't want that to happen LoL I just used you all for a sounding board... sorry.. well, no, I'm not [//vent] Last edited by MrMaxwell; 04-13-2011 at 11:05 PM..

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