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Old 04-18-2011, 12:22 AM   #1
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:mad Please connect me to Jack
Client: ?I need the number for ?Jack.? Can you please give me his number please??

Me: ?Jack? Jack who??

Client: ?The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.?

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Old 04-18-2011, 12:32 AM   #2
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Client: ”What is LG?”

Me: ”LG is a company based in South Korea. They started with electronics and moved to appliances and other areas. They’ve gotten to be a pretty well-respected business.”

Client: “I don’t want any of that Japanese crap.”

Me: ”Korean. They’re Korean."

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Old 04-18-2011, 02:01 AM   #3
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lol!! Now, That's funny man!!
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Old 04-18-2011, 02:39 AM   #4
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client: where is the any key situated on my keyboard.
Me: Any key?
Vlient: yes my computer asks me "hit any key to continue".

True story this one ;)
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Old 04-18-2011, 06:14 AM   #5
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You're easily amused ... we should go out sometime.
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Old 04-18-2011, 06:21 AM   #6
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You're easily amused ... we should go out sometime.
Yeah, by stupidity. So yes, maybe we should.
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Old 04-18-2011, 06:32 AM   #7
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Yeah, by stupidity. So yes, maybe we should.
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Old 04-18-2011, 06:40 AM   #8
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I was joking, you know I like you
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Old 04-18-2011, 03:27 PM   #10
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"Write copy for this great new promotion we?ll be running. Whenever someone buys a house from us, they?ll receive *free* McDonald?s vouchers! Make the ad sound classy and exclusive."
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Old 04-18-2011, 03:35 PM   #11
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""Can you make the drop-down menus on the site only work when the someone wants to use it? We just don’t want them to move over the menu and it pops out by mistake."

BUAHAH sounds like design clients.
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"I’d rather not sign a support agreement. This is all stuff you should be doing anyway."
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Client: ?I need the number for ?Jack.? Can you please give me his number please??

Me: ?Jack? Jack who??

Client: ?The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.?

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lol .... never though that someone will really create a website with this (clientsfromhell.net)... awesome...
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