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Old 05-10-2011, 01:01 AM   #1
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GFY confession time! When did you had sex for the first time?



For those who aren't too private, how and when you had your first sex

I was 16 and it was the day after Christmas. She lived across the street from me and opportunities abounded
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Old 05-10-2011, 01:29 AM   #2
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9 i think... fucked that bitch in the bushes
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Old 05-10-2011, 01:31 AM   #3
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I was 14, she was 15, had to have witnesses as it was a bet. Did not go all that well lol
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Old 05-10-2011, 02:18 AM   #4
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We both were 15. Partnered for 3 years after that. Then along came the legal drinking age and all that It brings :-P
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Old 05-10-2011, 02:27 AM   #6
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:34 AM   #7
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:40 AM   #8
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On the exact day of my 16th birthday.
My parents went out of town, so she stayed at my house for the whole weekend.
I will always remember when - showing her tits - she said : this is your birthday present

My cock was purple/blue for 3 days after that weekend...
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:48 AM   #9
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:51 AM   #10
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I was in the woods, fucked my little brothers gf. Was 13-15
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:55 AM   #11
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Old 05-10-2011, 04:57 AM   #12
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Old 05-10-2011, 05:34 AM   #13
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Old 05-10-2011, 05:44 AM   #16
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I lost my virginity to my cousin in a trailer
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Not sure, but the second time was about 3 minutes after the first time!
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i was 19-20 i guess, i lost my virginity to a prostitute/hooker for 3 bucks. :D.

she was 16-18 and was awesome.....
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All I can remember is that I thought I was "in" while I actually wasn't, poor thing faked it even the intercourse had actually begun.
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I was 13 and she was 15. I was living in South Africa at the time, and she got pregnant. I thought her rich farmer-type father would kill me, but actually he just got her the abortion, never told my parents, and then moved her to another school and I never saw her again.


Didn't happen again until 3 years later at 16 in a park next to Chepstow Castle in the UK. It was in the dark, on the grass, after school... behind some bushes.

Then when I was 17 the little band I was in starting playing some real gigs, and the girls started to show up a lot more often from then on.





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On the exact day of my 16th birthday.
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I will always remember when - showing her tits - she said : this is your birthday present

My cock was purple/blue for 3 days after that weekend...
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I was 17 and she was 15, did it the office where I "worked" for a non-profit organization, on a data entry software running on DOS. She came to me every day after school..
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OK, now you're scaring me, I was going to say the same exact thing!
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I was 21 (kinda late) and it was with a milf i met at a bar in carslbad, ca when i was stationed in camp pendleton in my stint as a marine.
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hehe like 6 or 7, it was in a big mansion that a friend of our family owned, we always went there after church me and this girl same age used to hang out, and we did it in some huge closet, not even sure how we knew she was the one that knew really i just followed along :D but after that not really until 15 or so was banging college chix from my town that were older
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It was in October after I turned 17 in August.... At the time I thought I was madly in love with him and we were going to get married, and probably would have if I hadn't been shipped off to live with my mom after telling my dad I wasn't taking anymore of his abuse... thank god the chain of events happened because when I came back, I had hooked up with my first boyfriend from when I was 13 and we've been together for 28 years now. lol
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I was 12 in the 6th grade and she was 15 in the 8th... 1996

I was pretty popular as a handsome badass 5th grader and was already lying to everybody in my school (catholic school) saying "I fucked mad bitches yo" so this one Italian 8th grader girl chose me as the candidate to take her virginity... she even paid me $40 because I turned her down the first time because I "didnt want her to love the dick so much she'll fall in love cause im a playa" and said I would only do it if she paid... I was actually just scared as fuck of having a small dick, not performing well, etc.

The whole school knew about this because I was bragging, so when she came up with the money I had to proceed with my end of the deal or lose my status as the badass Webster Ave kid who shouldnt even be able to afford to be in catholic school in Little Italy in the first place so my parents must be super cool drug dealers. If you've seen "A Bronx Tale", you'll know what I mean. That movie is about the Neighborhood I was born and raised in and still live in. Chaz Palmentary went to the school I'm talking about too, the guy who played Sonny

Anyway, she fucked me on the roof of her building after school that day and it was great. I busted 2 nuts but she only was told about the second one because the first one happened as soon as I realized I was in. Creampie.

It's funny, she just found me on facebook a few weeks ago lol.

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And my mom found out... because I didn't pull my boxers down, I just sat on a medal box on the roof pulled my jeans down and stuck my dick out through the dick-whole while she rode me (she had on a skirt).

So she basically left little blood spots all over the outside of my boxers and my mom knew exactly what it was when she went to do my laundry. She gave me a high five and told me to make sure I use condoms.
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15 and she was 14.. cute thing about it was we had known each other since we were kids and were each others first kiss as well lol

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at 18. I was full of cum and i did that 4 times in a row, so she was exhausted and i knocked her up.
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I was 16 I believe and had my girlfriend over while my parents were out. It wasn't going smoothly trying to get it in...and then my parents came home. I had to throw her in the closet (a small one) in my room naked and pitch black for over an hour until they went to sleep. Then I snuck her out.
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