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![]() I have been away from posting for awhile due to working on my T3Time Machine. I purchased a Flux Capacitor like you saw in Back to the Future off of eBay. I found some documents in WikiLeaks that showed the plans for a time machine, released from Pentagon declassification documents in the UFO files. It turns out that Hollywood actually created a Time Machine using the Flux Capacitor because it was cheaper to go back in time to film the period settings than to hire union workers to build the sets.
I dialed a few years into the future to take a glimpse of what will happen to the Adult Industry after .XXX was approved. For all the ?Doom and Gloom? chatter , I have to say there is no Doom, but there is some Gloom. In looking at the future ICM Registry website, since launch, they did sell over 750,000 .XXX domains, mostly to domain speculators who created redirects and white labels of .com adult sites as affiliates. ICM?s headquarters in Washington DC was strategically placed as they did a lot of lobbying to make .XXX mandatory for adult. They didn?t succeed, but what did happen as somewhat an unintended consequence of all the lobbying of how .XXX would improve the adult space is many countries ended up blocking the extension. This wasn?t too much of a big deal since most consumers with willing credit cards were in the US-anyways, but it was interesting to see the list of countries blocking it. Even the recently formed Fckustan was blocking .XXX. The Prime Minister was quoted as saying (translated into English), ?We give a fck about our kids not seeing fcking porn. We want to pass on a fck free world where people and animals do not have to be subjected to seeing fcking things with a simple click, instead of the old fashioned approach where fcking things are better kept behind barndoors where kids are not allowed.? FSC ended up sponsoring the .adult extension. They had put out a survey to the community first asking how many .adult domains would you buy in support of the FSC?s plan to create a TLD for the adult community. The plan was a copy of the ICM plan, a portion of the domain cost would go towards lobbying and legal issues that the FSC was fighting on behalf of the adult biz. The domain cost was $12 per domain with bulk pricing for larger owners. ICANN approved the TLD pretty quickly since they realized that the ?sponsored community? of .XXX did not really support it as was claimed. From the future FSC .adult Registry webpage, they had over 696,969 domains registered which gave the FSC a large warchest to counter all kinds of adult related issues. The .adult domains were also blocked by some countries as those that blocked .XXX Some program owners changed their Affiliate TOS to say they could not do a white label from a .XXX domain because they were supporting only .com and .adult By creating the .adult extension, money collected was able to counter any issue that IFFOR put up. Adult Historian Tom Hymes commented on the website that if it weren?t for the .adult TLD, there would have been little chance of counter lobbying the efforts of ICM and IFFOR since they had a large warchest from their $125/domain price (they raised the prices by citing that a ?responsible? business should be able to generate atleast that much a year. Consumers ended up understanding that .XXX didn?t have much substance and adopted the .adult TLD. Some other quick insights of the future: * Obama was re-elected. He did raise over $1B for his campaign. Biden was dropped as the VP candidate and replaced with a Hispanic Muslim Lesbian candidate from Alabama. * The whole virtual online experience really took over as people spent more time online in virtual worlds, having virtual sex and watching porn in virtual peepshow theaters and virtual web browsers. GFY.com became vGFY.com because it was more common to tell someone to virtually GFY themselves. * Sleazydream?s yessignals.com turned out to be even more popular than believed from the initial launch because it turns out all the guys who spent their time online in the virtual worlds, didn?t know how to act/react to women in the real world, so they needed to understand when a woman was saying yes to them because they didn?t have a Interest/Horny meter hanging above the person?s avatar. * 12clicks became 2Infinityclicks due to legal issues, because of some patent that came out about having to go through 12 clicks before you saw adult images as a form of child protection put out by IFFOR, but it never caught on. * Pot was legalized nationally after the success of California?s legalization efforts generated an enormous amount of tax revenue for the state. Note to the present, start making 420 porn. Crazy/weird stuff for consumers to view when they are high. I some video clips on a 420 porn 3D tube site. When you weren?t toking, they were really weird and bizarre, but after smoking the legalized pot, it was really cool and arousing and made me hungry afterwards. The future for adult is still bright (from all the 3D monitors) that you will have to wear shades. Fight the Future!
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............ what is the name of the Hispanic Muslim Lesbian candidate from Alabama?
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I believe she was related to Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy through some criss-crossing of the family tree. Fight the you might be a gay hispanic muslim VP candidate if you say to get-r-done!
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I put in those keywords in google maybe that might help to spot the future ;) Fight the crystal ball!
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could of atleast got me some info i could use to make me billions
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I watched Back the Future trilogy so I new the importance of collecting future events info. I kept the good stuff for myself and a select few. Though, i did share the nugget about 420 porn.. that's worth millions.
Fight the zillions!
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Fight the easter bunny bump!
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i sale cheep flux capacitor
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bump
Fight the lurkers!
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You busted my bubble.I didn't realize this was fake until I read the following.
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If IFFOR puts up a lobbying effort to propose a bill, similar to past 3 that have already been submitted by other legistlators, to make .XXX mandatory, who is going to counter it? ACLU? EFF? If would seem FSC would make the most sense, but it takes money to lobby. Fight the truth in jest!
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Fight the card carrying double packing members!
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Per chance, did you happen to catch who won both the Superbowl and World Series in 2012 or 2013?
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Brilliantly written as always Brandon. Good to see you back on the board.
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hehe - good stuff ;)
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.xxx will just mean some have to adapt to survive.
If and it's a big IF removes all the porn from the Internet. It will be the biggest boost for the porn industry since the invention of video film and the VCR. But I doubt it will happen. If all porn is shunted to expensive .xxx domains, it will prove the demise of many small fry. They didn't give a damn for the people in magazines, video or cable TV when they were giving away free porn. That's business and as many small fry are leaving the business. It will speed the departure up. I .xxx is just another TLD, then it's got little to offer and the few who buy it might make some money, but don't gamble on it. Most will continue to look for new ways to give away more free porn and little else will change. So many were terrified 2257 was going to be a game changer and it proved to have little to no effect. Maybe a few decided to ask for documents, but not many. Porn goes on. |
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I did catch that the 2013 Super Bowl was not televised. The religious/right/conservatives got all bent out of shape that .XXX was approved that they took action. The boycotted companies that promoted anything sexy on tv, like the GoDaddy ads. 2012, nothing happened, no major catastrophe, so that empowered them that God was on their side, and "13" is a bad number, so no advertisers bought advertising in caving into the zealots, so no televised Super Bowl. The Boise Bears won (Chicago lost their team to a higher bidder). Fight the morality in media!
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In order to have legal "Standing" with anything that DOJ might agree to, and since DOJ would only agree to FSC members being included, Paul got DOJ to agree to members through a date that was a few days into the future; no, it was NOT a FSC ploy to get new members, it was an attempt to provide coverage for those non-members who wanted to be included in any helpful decisions that the Court might agree to. Don't blame FSC, blame DOJ which seemed to be wanting to exclude non-members from a TRO against 2257 enforcement. I was there and witnessed FSC trying to help EVERYONE, not just active members.
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haha.
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I tried to read this thread, and have no idea what it is trying to say. I can't wait to get my new domain though.
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FUCK .xxx
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fighting it!
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Right now at 500 thread views but only around 20 posts.... guess people are burnt out on .XXX that nothing to laff at?
or maybe that I should just post "would you hit it threads?" Fight the lurkers!
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Call someone out in no uncertain way, the nastier and more malicious the better, and you'll be on the expressway to Responseville. ;-)
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ahhhhh, now I understand. Quentin, you are a piece of so-and-so. you are a mothercusser and cuss-you for your insightful posts. Who the cuss do you think you are being so smart on all these smartie issues and using big words. You couldn't cuss your way out of a cussing-house if you practiced cussing from cussing tube videos. cuss you and the keyboard you typed-in on. Fight the Fantastic Mr. Cuss!
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