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one sick puppy
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Thoughout your life, how many times have you said "I'll never drink again"?
And what was the longest you stuck with it?
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Never said that, I'm not a pussy
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#3 |
There can be only one
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The answer is 42.
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Mostly when I was younger, puking into a toilet, and sure I was about to die. I'd quietly speak into the bowl (so my buddies didn't hear in the next room), "please God, if you let me make it through this, if you let me live, I swear, I'll never drink again, NEVER, I SWEAR!"
Then of course I'd use the same speech the next night, and the next, and... |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Dont think I have ever said I'll NEVER drink again... I still do sometimes.
Most of the time however, I choose not too... |
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#6 |
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Every fucking morning!
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BACON BACON BACON
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2
no wait 288 no sorry just 2 |
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Nah, don't think i have.
Felt like shit a few times, but never said that's the last i drink. Simply because i know that would be bullshit, so no point pretending. ![]() |
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#9 |
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couple years, it's hard, I like Sake and Soju.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Never .
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About 2 years and 6 months now. I've done so fucked up things when I've been drunk and still got anxiety over it nearly every day.
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I'll drink to that ...
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#13 |
I need a beer
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I just have another drink and forget about it
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Vrume Mark
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Rehab is for quitters!
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"Assassins"
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I've said it a few times, but deep in my heart, I knew it was bull shit..
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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a few times after major hangovers, but I have cut wayback as well, so they are few and far between now
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#17 |
So Fucking Banned
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Drinking was never an issue for me, so I never even thought it. I have put myself on the wagon for a year or so.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Once. It was at Xbiz. I never understood the logic of having a show in the desert in the middle of the summer, and I went to an Xbiz show, landed at 10pm, and by 11pm I was at a pool party at the Hard Rock. I had a few beers, woke up the next morning completely dehydrated. I said "Never again".
That was the last drink I ever had. Four or five years ago. I don't think about it much.
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lol
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Many times. More than I want to count. And I did not drink for more than five years, then have tried to enjoy a beer or two in the last six months and wasted more than I drank. I don't like the way alcohol makes me feel, it is like poison.
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Never as far as I remember.
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Pay It Forward
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many times im coming up on 3 years not one sip
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I stopped saying it, because it makes me look so weak...
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I don't drink but when I do I just don't consider it drinking ...
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#24 |
So Fucking Banned
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haven't had alcohol for over 21 years... pretty fucking boring
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I can`t stop drinking its my ritual to makes at least two drinks before going sleep
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#26 |
So Fucking Banned
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Never. But then drinking isnt my Jones. If it is your Jones then all day every day will kill ya. In which case you need a new drug.
I just cracked a Corona (5pm) guzzled half and put it back in the fridge for later. I am too big to get much of a buzz on it anyhow unless I have at least 3 beers. hehe But I know firends who could never do that. Once cracked, you keep drinking. I drink only for taste. The buzz is horseshit to me. Excuse my French. But "horseshit" fits the buzz to ME. Different chemistries. ![]() The more I drink the more I enjoy it tho as the years go on. And it can lure you in and there is def some pleasure there. ![]() But everyday (over two maybe three beers) is where you get pickled. |
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So Fucking Banned
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PS In your case Farang I know you dont need another drug
![]() ![]() I never understood drinking for a buzz. Alot is chemistry and heredity. Many people feel great on an alcohol buzz ![]() Pass me a splif and a Corona. One is for a buzz. One is for pleasure (cottonmouth lol). ![]() Hard drinkers usually are not hard smokers and vice versa. Usually you have a preference. Mary Jane is kinder over time than something that is poisen tho for sure. ![]() |
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Ik ben een aap
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StraightBro
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Sake has be hooked FUCK!@
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a lot!
but never actually meant it...
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when I was younger, just about every weekend
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Please dont fuck animals
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Happens to me everytime I read one of Mr Maxwell's posts.
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many many times
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I am Amazing Content!
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i had a few hangovers that temporarily delayed new alcohol consumption... ;)
but i rarely drink on weekdays anyways, not even a beer
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Waking up after a night spent sleeping naked on the tile floor of the bathroom will make you rethink your drinking strategy for a few weeks...
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Please dont fuck animals
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Pics????
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Well hello there ...
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Was never much of a drinker..... but we had a small party when I was 23 and I got alcohol poisoning and nearly died. I said I'd never drink again and haven't.... so about 24 years ago. lol
If I ever did have a mixed drink or anything, it would NOT be Vodka..... lmao
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So Fucking Banned
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Pay It Forward
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