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Old 05-11-2011, 10:22 AM   #1
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An Automated Blowjob Machine?

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Old 05-11-2011, 10:25 AM   #2
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Jesus... every hotel should have one of those.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:26 AM   #3
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:29 AM   #4
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:29 AM   #5
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Jesus... every hotel should have one of those.
Would you stick yours in them?
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:32 AM   #6
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i want one., fuck me., this is fucking awesome.,
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:32 AM   #7
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Make it fit into a real doll, put the whores out of biz.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:35 AM   #8
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:36 AM   #9
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Would you stick yours in them?
Well of course they would need to come with assurance that they are sterilized.

But also, it should be up to each individual to bring their own insert...
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:39 AM   #10
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:40 AM   #11
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:06 AM   #12
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Well, that does it. I now have absolutely no reason to ever leave the house again.
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:16 AM   #13
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where can i buy one ?
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:22 AM   #14
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where can i buy one ?
okie i got it.,

here u can buy one .,

http://www.jiahuamedical.com/sdp/112...collector.html

just sent an enquiry about price and shipping cost, will let u guys know ..


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Old 05-11-2011, 11:55 AM   #15
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this thing must be made in Japan
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:14 PM   #16
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:24 PM   #17
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Is that a TV on the top or a video game..
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:33 PM   #18
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those asians always come up with the coolest shit
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:17 PM   #19
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I like the ad that came up for pool pump supplies. lol
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:19 PM   #20
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:43 PM   #21
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:47 PM   #22
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Is that a TV on the top or a video game..
its video player to watch porn or pics while the machine is working......sweet, isnt it ?
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:50 PM   #23
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Looks like it made in hong kong.
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Old 05-11-2011, 02:25 PM   #24
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Old 05-11-2011, 02:31 PM   #25
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:49 PM   #26
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:53 PM   #27
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SF Holiday Inn for the show ?
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:07 PM   #28
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Old 05-11-2011, 05:49 PM   #29
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Eventually when the lesbians take over we'll all be strapped to these pumping out baby batter. ;(
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cost of the machine vs cost of being married.... hmmmmm

bet the machine pays for itself in a couple months... good ROI
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okie i got it.,

here u can buy one .,

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just sent an enquiry about price and shipping cost, will let u guys know ..


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got any reply from them regarding price and shipping costs ?
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got any reply from them regarding price and shipping costs ?
i havent got reply yet from them, but as i have seen other machines cost , it will be near about 10k + shipping.
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they have something like that in thailand. they call them bar girls.
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