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camgirlshide · 05-09-2011, 05:31 PM

how did you manage to download the graphic over that connection?

Boozer · 05-09-2011, 05:32 PM

Thats surprising from cox

$5 submissions · 05-09-2011, 05:32 PM

Hilarious....

Boozer · 05-09-2011, 05:33 PM

MrMaxwell · 05-09-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camgirlshide

how did you manage to download the graphic over that connection?

It literally took about a half of a minute

.02 megabits is 20,000 bits per second and dialup is 53,000 bits per second, right?

So I have basically a half of a 56k connection?

MrMaxwell · 05-09-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Boozer

I was doing consistent 30-50 with COX here in Kansas
This is in a hotel

And I can't say who told me, but, I thought they were splitting a 10 meg connection for the whole 100 room building and guess what... it's "even slower than that" !!! (The person who told me can't tell me exactly.. But now I am thinking they have a one or two meg line for the WHOLE PLACE)

I can't afford a BB card yet ... and a friend has one through sprint and it's horribly slow anyway .. I hope I can find something because I plan on staying here for awhile because I like it here

The only bad thing about cox residential is that the 3-10 upload only stays that fast for a couple of minutes... then it'll plummet down to 200k or some shit (that turbo boost bullshit)

Boozer · 05-09-2011, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I was doing consistent 30-50 with COX here in Kansas
This is in a hotel

And I can't say who told me, but, I thought they were splitting a 10 meg connection for the whole 100 room building and guess what... it's "even slower than that" !!! (The person who told me can't tell me exactly.. But now I am thinking they have a one or two meg line for the WHOLE PLACE)

I can't afford a BB card yet ... and a friend has one through sprint and it's horribly slow anyway .. I hope I can find something because I plan on staying here for awhile because I like it here

At that point you are better off using your phones 3g/4g and wireless teether

MrMaxwell · 05-09-2011, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozer

At that point you are better off using your phones 3g/4g and wireless teether

Good idea but I think my phone is too old for that

It's a RAZR2
(I love the old style phones)

Coup · 05-09-2011, 05:48 PM

Coup · 05-09-2011, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

holy shit. you poor guy.

Spunky · 05-09-2011, 05:57 PM

Damn,don't think I've ever seen that slow before

digitaldivas · 05-09-2011, 05:58 PM

21 mbps down, 4 mbps up

MrMaxwell · 05-09-2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

holy shit. you poor guy.

If you think that's bad, you should see my bank account and my automobile!!

But it's okay... I manage to eat good and I have foxy lady friends who take real good care of me in the bedroom.. and the car.. and in the living room

I love Wichita so far

Can't wait to live somewhere real like say a Vegas or a Miami or an anywhere

CYF · 05-09-2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

my phone is way faster than that. Maybe look into a dongle for your laptop?

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-09-2011, 06:07 PM

Supz · 05-09-2011, 08:34 PM

you are planning on living in a hotel for a while and have a razr phone. Not sure if internet speed is what you should be worried about at this moment.

maybe i read something wrong.

Intrinsic · 05-09-2011, 08:51 PM

it took me 10 minutes to generate the quick reply box

speedtest told me to :321gfy

Jakez · 05-09-2011, 08:57 PM

iWin

Cheer up

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2011, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz

you are planning on living in a hotel for a while and have a razr phone. Not sure if internet speed is what you should be worried about at this moment.

maybe i read something wrong.

I have a RAZR because it's what I like
I could go and get a smartphone from some moron for a low price if I wanted one

Internet is more useful in a situation like this than you might think - plus I don't have to pay for a smart phone data plan

96ukssob · 05-11-2011, 12:00 PM

WTF? why do you have such slow interwebs?

cooldude7 · 05-11-2011, 02:14 PM

u cant beat mine speed

Lykos · 05-11-2011, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez

iWin

Cheer up

BadMrFrostyCZ · 05-11-2011, 03:12 PM

Exactly like my mobile phone connection after I get FUP'd in the ass by those motherfuckers at Vodafone. Unlimited data plan, is it hell.

djroof · 05-11-2011, 03:20 PM

BSleazy · 05-11-2011, 03:25 PM

How can u afford to live in a hotel but not a better phone and internet?

TheDoc · 05-11-2011, 03:28 PM

Dang Boozer, you have a killer cox connection... fastest I can get here is 12mb but I can only get like 7 normally.

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Dang Boozer, you have a killer cox connection... fastest I can get here is 12mb but I can only get like 7 normally.

Use a mini tap and put your modem very close to the drop
Use RG6 coax
I was doing 30+ with cox in Kansas (and that was the second from top level service!)

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber

How can u afford to live in a hotel but not a better phone and internet?

Shit the hotel is easy enough
I got it for a month @ $550

I know a lot of people stay in places that cost many times that monthly, but when you're broke you're broke

CyberHustler · 05-11-2011, 04:59 PM

What did I win?

JustJ · 05-11-2011, 08:27 PM

Reminds me of when I had a 300 bps modem

Seth Manson · 05-11-2011, 11:21 PM

Shit aint moving too fast here.

lagcam · 05-11-2011, 11:26 PM

Paul Markham's connection must be in the running.....

It is still posting comments he made years ago.

MrMaxwell · 05-12-2011, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Shit the hotel is easy enough
I got it for a month @ $550

I know a lot of people stay in places that cost many times that monthly, but when you're broke you're broke

I meant daily

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