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Old 05-15-2011, 08:22 AM   #1
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Well, maybe it's time to just give up.

I had a good idea for posting hosted picture galleries and spent a month programming
a system to handle it so that all I needed was to go to a sponsor and
get a hosted gallery dump.

That has turned into a tragedy.

I just did "a dump" that had quotes everywhere and strange characters in it to
where some words could not be read. I thought I was selecting the gallery
content but after checking the galleries saw that I had only selected the
banner category and none of it matches the gallery content.

I got a bondage video linked to a interracial site.

I'm considering just scrapping the whole thing. Just fuck it.
I wasted a month already so why waste another month?

I want to laugh about it because it's so fucked up that's it's funny, but
I keep holding back the laughs because the joke is on me.

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Old 05-15-2011, 08:25 AM   #2
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:27 AM   #3
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whats that joke about the programmer that thought he'd get rich designing a new way to deliver porn?

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Old 05-15-2011, 08:37 AM   #5
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learn to code properly
Yeah, because that will make me find picture galleries in the webmaster admin.



Learn to fucking read.
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:38 AM   #6
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Sometimes it's good to give up ...
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:39 AM   #7
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whats that joke about the programmer that thought he'd get rich designing a new way to deliver porn?

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Yeah, that's it.

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Old 05-15-2011, 08:41 AM   #8
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LOL!

I forgot how many trolls I would attract from the thread title implying I would
give up.

They've been praying for that.

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no need to get defensive. u should expect harassment on any thread. this is gfy.

its all harmless fun..

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LOL!

I forgot how many trolls I would attract from the thread title implying I would
give up.

They've been praying for that.

Fail better then ...
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:51 AM   #11
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no need to get defensive. u should expect harassment on any thread. this is gfy.

its all harmless fun..

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No need to call me defensive when I'm just participating in the harmless fun
by pointing at idiots.

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Old 05-15-2011, 09:55 AM   #12
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Is it a tragedy, or a comedy of errors, or both?
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your a amateur dogg. give me the info ill import the shit 4u playa
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your a amateur dogg. give me the info ill import the shit 4u playa
Go to AEBN and get all the banners links and PICTURE galleries and site links and format
them like this for me.

gallery url|description|affiliate url|banner url


Thanks.

PS: I'm not offering any money for this.
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Go to AEBN and get all the banners links and PICTURE galleries and site links and format
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Thanks.

PS: I'm not offering any money for this.
Why is it hard to do that yourself?
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the one thing i learned .

NEVER GIVE UP.

** success is the mixture of work, belief in what ur doing and a bit of luck.

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I thought you said this was something new? TGP's have been doing this for years
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PS: I'm not offering any money for this.
Contact your rep in Charlotte and they can get this for you and youll make money.
The will be in the office 8:30 AM est.

Im pretty sure you can dump this from your webmaster panel too.
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Because I'm retarded. Now go do it for me.


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I thought you said this was something new? TGP's have been doing this for years
I did a search on the page for "new" and didn't find it in any of my post.

Isn't there an Obama thread for you to go cry in some where?

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The will be in the office 8:30 AM est.

Im pretty sure you can dump this from your webmaster panel too.
Tried it. Failed.

Worst gallery dump I've ever seen.
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Once spent 19 days (approx) changing a site. Diff design everyday and working on it all day. On the 20th day I changed it back to the orig design.

Sometimes we make work for ourselves when we really should just let things ride.
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