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Old 05-17-2011, 12:59 AM   #1
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The lie detector . . . . [funny]
A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school. [Robot slaps the son]
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. [Robot slaps the son again]
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! [Robot slaps Dad]
MOM: HAHA! After all he?s your son. [Robot slaps the mom]
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Old 05-17-2011, 01:21 AM   #2
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Old 05-17-2011, 01:51 AM   #6
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This is funnier:
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lmao, this is funnier than everything else.,
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Bump just for the video clips. LMAO
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No need for a lie detector if you can recognize all 17 pantomimes.

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A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school. [Robot slaps the son]
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. [Robot slaps the son again]
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! [Robot slaps Dad]
MOM: HAHA! After all he?s your son. [Robot slaps the mom]
greast joke, lol
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A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school. [Robot slaps the son]
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. [Robot slaps the son again]
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! [Robot slaps Dad]
MOM: HAHA! After all he?s your son. [Robot slaps the mom]
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Been sharing the Simpson videos with people we know around the globe. Even the people whose English is not the best, totally "get it". We can't stop laughing over them.
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