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Old 05-18-2011, 09:41 AM   #1
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Best Customer Service Emails?

We got a good one the other day...

Dear Friends:
Beatrice* looked at my bank statement and viewed your bill and I told her it was for a translation app for my phone!
So I will have to mail you a money order to pay as I am not going to stop your wonderful service.
I am gay and my wife thinks I have been "cured"
I just have got tired of her nagging me.
Divorce is out of the question as that would deprive me of too much money.
So I need a place to send my payment through the mail.
We have separate bank accounts but she looks at mine once in a while.
I am not due until July.

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PV Trannies
******@gmail.com
User: 501stMPCO
Pass: ********
I am constantly advertising for PVTRANNIES and pink visual on Twitter to my 1000 followers
Best Wishes
SPC Mark L Dakota* U. S. Army RET
Military Police Corps

*Names changed for privacy.

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Let's see the best you have! I know there are some GREAT ones out there!
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:44 AM   #2
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Thanks for the username and password
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:45 AM   #3
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Thanks for the username and password
If you want one to our tranny site, you just let me know and I'll hook you up with a unique one. ;)
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:47 AM   #4
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No thanks

Not my thing, but the user and pass you posted above appears to have worked...
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:49 AM   #5
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No thanks

Not my thing, but the user and pass you posted above appears to have worked...
Ahh, removed, I don't want the member to get pissed if he gets blocked due to too many IP addresses. That would make for less entertaining CS emails.
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:52 AM   #6
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lol at you posting the user and pass kristin. But good email as well.
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:53 AM   #7
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lol at you posting the user and pass kristin. But good email as well.
Really I didn't think that many people would go check out the tranny site. How I could ever underestimate GFY.
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Old 05-18-2011, 11:12 AM   #8
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I had one when I was at Playboy UK. It was some returned direct mail with a scrawl on the envelope:

DON'T SEND ME RUDIES
I LIVE IN SHARED HOUSE
PEOPLE THINK I AM PERVIE NOW
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Old 05-18-2011, 11:18 AM   #9
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Married people may have a joint bank account. If you get divorced, you may need to separate your bank accounts. It is possible to do phone banking or online banking. Good luck.
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