If Life Gives You Lemons... - GoFuckYourself.com

Coup · 05-17-2011, 05:29 AM

if life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

if life gives you lemons, then make a honey lemon garlic marinade.

if life gives you lemons, poke holes in em and fuck em

feel free to add your own. heh

cybermike · 05-17-2011, 05:44 AM

Hmm thought this was going to be a portal2 thread

Spunky · 05-17-2011, 05:49 AM

I squeeze my lemon

CaptainHowdy · 05-17-2011, 05:50 AM

Coup · 05-17-2011, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

that is a banging track

Fletch XXX · 05-17-2011, 05:53 AM

when life gives you lemons, listen to some straight edge hardcore

Coup · 05-17-2011, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

when life gives you lemons, listen to some straight edge hardcore

Then do drugs and get laid

beerptrol · 05-17-2011, 06:10 AM

When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it

cooldude7 · 05-17-2011, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol

When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it

damn this is some lengthy procedure.,

Antonio · 05-17-2011, 07:26 AM

if life gives you lemons,

.

then

.

wait for it

.

make a lemonade?

Coup · 05-17-2011, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

make a lemonade?

cherrylula · 05-17-2011, 07:52 AM

Get a bottle of tequila, some salt, and party on.

LAJ · 05-17-2011, 07:52 AM

if life gives you lemons, drive em back on the lot and demand a refund?

cess · 05-17-2011, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

make a lemonade?

CDSmith · 05-17-2011, 07:57 AM

Quote:

If Life Gives You Lemons...

Suck them til your face caves in.

Coup · 05-17-2011, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Suck them til your face caves in.

Houdini · 05-17-2011, 10:52 AM

When life gives you Aids, make Lemonades.

CurrentlySober · 05-17-2011, 10:54 AM

Has no one suggested having a lemonparty?

Sid70 · 05-17-2011, 10:56 AM

I eat lemons no sugar easily.

G# D#
I wonder how, I wonder why
Fm Cm
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
C# D# G# D#7
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.

Coup · 05-18-2011, 11:06 PM

iF LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, STUFF THEM UP THE MAYORS EXAUST PIPE.

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, SHIT ON THOSE LEMONS AND SERVE THEM UP TO YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, JUGGLE THEM

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS THROW THEM AT HIPSTER KIDS

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, THROW THEM AT JUGGALOS

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GIVE A HOOKER AIDS

SomeCreep · 05-18-2011, 11:16 PM

harvey · 05-18-2011, 11:20 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-18-2011, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Has no one suggested having a lemonparty?

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

You guys are sick!!!

ADG

Yngwie · 05-18-2011, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol

When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it

that's just too much work

NALEM · 05-18-2011, 11:40 PM

If life gives you lemons, shove them in your bra and make your boobs look bigger.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-18-2011, 11:46 PM

Everybody dance now...

ADG

$5 submissions · 05-18-2011, 11:49 PM

Squeeze those lemons on some soy sauce and eat some veggie kare kare with your soy/lemon sauce. YUMMY!

Agent 488 · 05-18-2011, 11:51 PM

If life gives you lemons grease and line either a 2lb loaf tin or 7in deep cake tin. Preheat oven to 160 C.

Beat together 6oz soft margarine, 6oz caster sugar, 2 eggs, 6oz self raising flour, level teaspoon of baking powder, grated rind of 1 lemon and enough milk to make a fairly soft consistency.

Put into tin and bake for about 50/60 mins until well risen and springy to touch.

Mix together 4 level tablespoons caster sugar and 3 tablespoons lemon juice in a pan over very low heat.

As soon as cake comes out of oven prick top of cake with needle and pour syrup over it. Leave to cool in tin for 10 minutes then transfer to rack to finish cooling

If you like icing you can also mix lemon juice and sifted icing sugar to make a thin icing and drizzle it in a zigzag pattern over the top of cooled cake.

harvey · 05-19-2011, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You guys are sick!!!

ADG

sorry for the annoyance

here, have a gift!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-19-2011, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

sorry for the annoyance

here, have a gift!

Back atcha buttercup...

ADG

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	If life gives you lemons grease and line either a 2lb loaf tin or 7in deep cake tin. Preheat oven to 160 C. Beat together 6oz soft margarine, 6oz caster sugar, 2 eggs, 6oz self raising flour, level teaspoon of baking powder, grated rind of 1 lemon and enough milk to make a fairly soft consistency. Put into tin and bake for about 50/60 mins until well risen and springy to touch. Mix together 4 level tablespoons caster sugar and 3 tablespoons lemon juice in a pan over very low heat. As soon as cake comes out of oven prick top of cake with needle and pour syrup over it. Leave to cool in tin for 10 minutes then transfer to rack to finish cooling If you like icing you can also mix lemon juice and sifted icing sugar to make a thin icing and drizzle it in a zigzag pattern over the top of cooled cake.