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06-16-2011, 07:51 PM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto
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I Want To Be YOUR Affiliate Manager
As of June 21, 2011, I'll have been in this business for thirteen years. I'll admit that I'm lousy at generating traffic, but I am GREAT at converting what little traffic I get.
I'm willing to sit at home and post at GFY once or twice per week - more if I'm drunk. In return, I want full dental, a drug plan, $1,000 a week (U.S. is fine...) PLUS monthly vouchers to the Mandarin. If your idiot affiliates don't do EXACTLY what I say, I will tell them to fuck off. I am not a bro. I am not rainbows and sunshine. I will not party or shmooze. I WILL walk into your office and piss every single highly paid employee you have on the payroll off. Toronto core ONLY. Otherwise I work remotely - and that's not a good idea as I get angered very easily. You're ignoring me right now - maybe laughing quietly to yourself - but you shouldn't be. I can convert better than anyone you have on staff with the traffic you give me (99% chance that that traffic is complete shit, btw...) - but I'll have to ass-rape your sites to do it. Amateur is the preferred niche - if you're a big budget porn-house then just choke on your in-house tube traffic. For public consumption, I've picked Duke Dollars. I've had my ups and downs with them - after seven years its to be expected - but a tweak here and there usually does the job. Duke Dollars stats for this period. I promote over 100 programs. I'll send more references to VERY SERIOUS enquiries ONLY.  I only promote through revshare. garce at garce dot org Have your laugh. P.S. I haven't updated a website or actually worked since March. I'm looking for a new challenge. I'm so bored that I'm ready to let everything expire. |
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06-16-2011, 07:54 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: the land of woke sleuths
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congrats on your new job... stellar stats...
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06-16-2011, 08:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: ☣
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I might need your help.
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06-16-2011, 08:27 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I am interested.
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06-16-2011, 08:32 PM
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Location: NZ
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Coffee is for closers.
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06-16-2011, 11:13 PM
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congrats to you this is cool and awesome
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06-17-2011, 03:45 AM
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Location: Sweden
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May I ask what people are congratulating him for? lol
Anyway, nice presentation. You would have gotten hired right away if you were a blonde babe in her 20's.
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06-17-2011, 05:26 AM
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Congrats, cool stats
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06-17-2011, 06:20 AM
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Bump for a highly qualified candidate here
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06-17-2011, 07:52 AM
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must have been drunk ... but oddly serious.
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06-17-2011, 08:04 AM
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looks grey to me
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06-17-2011, 08:06 AM
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stats pulled.
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06-17-2011, 09:26 AM
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Living The Dream
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Inside a Monitor
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You're hired - but we gotta drop a couple zero's from your request of $1000 a week. :D
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06-17-2011, 09:36 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Marina Del Rey
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good luck man - bump for you!
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06-17-2011, 11:40 AM
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Confirmed User
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You send me sales and I give you a piece of profits lol I'll join you at the Mandarin on fridays for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to thank you for the cash until we are both morbidly obese and spill into our wheel chairs.
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 be our partner - join nichepartners today will.assum.producer @ AmateurCanada.com / icq: 30146166 / facebook.com/will.assum / #amateurcanada |
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06-17-2011, 12:24 PM
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你自己去他媽的
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Hope u find ur new job soon!good luck
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