I Want To Be YOUR Affiliate Manager - GoFuckYourself.com

garce · 06-16-2011, 07:51 PM

As of June 21, 2011, I'll have been in this business for thirteen years. I'll admit that I'm lousy at generating traffic, but I am GREAT at converting what little traffic I get.

I'm willing to sit at home and post at GFY once or twice per week - more if I'm drunk. In return, I want full dental, a drug plan, $1,000 a week (U.S. is fine...) PLUS monthly vouchers to the Mandarin. If your idiot affiliates don't do EXACTLY what I say, I will tell them to fuck off. I am not a bro. I am not rainbows and sunshine. I will not party or shmooze. I WILL walk into your office and piss every single highly paid employee you have on the payroll off.

Toronto core ONLY. Otherwise I work remotely - and that's not a good idea as I get angered very easily.

You're ignoring me right now - maybe laughing quietly to yourself - but you shouldn't be.

I can convert better than anyone you have on staff with the traffic you give me (99% chance that that traffic is complete shit, btw...) - but I'll have to ass-rape your sites to do it. Amateur is the preferred niche - if you're a big budget porn-house then just choke on your in-house tube traffic.

For public consumption, I've picked Duke Dollars. I've had my ups and downs with them - after seven years its to be expected - but a tweak here and there usually does the job.

Duke Dollars stats for this period. I promote over 100 programs. I'll send more references to VERY SERIOUS enquiries ONLY.

I only promote through revshare.

garce at garce dot org

Have your laugh.

P.S. I haven't updated a website or actually worked since March. I'm looking for a new challenge. I'm so bored that I'm ready to let everything expire.

bean-aid · 06-16-2011, 07:54 PM

congrats on your new job... stellar stats...

marlboroack · 06-16-2011, 08:17 PM

I might need your help.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-16-2011, 08:27 PM

I am interested.
See sig

react · 06-16-2011, 08:32 PM

Coffee is for closers.

Twoface31 · 06-16-2011, 11:13 PM

congrats to you this is cool and awesome

Nicky · 06-17-2011, 03:45 AM

May I ask what people are congratulating him for? lol

Anyway, nice presentation. You would have gotten hired right away if you were a blonde babe in her 20's.

Chosen · 06-17-2011, 05:26 AM

Congrats, cool stats

JayDeeZee · 06-17-2011, 06:20 AM

Bump for a highly qualified candidate here

Agent 488 · 06-17-2011, 07:52 AM

must have been drunk ... but oddly serious.

arock10 · 06-17-2011, 08:04 AM

looks grey to me

Agent 488 · 06-17-2011, 08:06 AM

stats pulled.

The Porn Nerd · 06-17-2011, 09:26 AM

You're hired - but we gotta drop a couple zero's from your request of $1000 a week. :D

C H R I S · 06-17-2011, 09:36 AM

good luck man - bump for you!

amateurcanada · 06-17-2011, 11:40 AM

You send me sales and I give you a piece of profits lol I'll join you at the Mandarin on fridays for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to thank you for the cash until we are both morbidly obese and spill into our wheel chairs.

romeo22 · 06-17-2011, 12:24 PM

Hope u find ur new job soon!good luck

06-16-2011, 07:51 PM	#1
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I Want To Be YOUR Affiliate Manager As of June 21, 2011, I'll have been in this business for thirteen years. I'll admit that I'm lousy at generating traffic, but I am GREAT at converting what little traffic I get. I'm willing to sit at home and post at GFY once or twice per week - more if I'm drunk. In return, I want full dental, a drug plan, $1,000 a week (U.S. is fine...) PLUS monthly vouchers to the Mandarin. If your idiot affiliates don't do EXACTLY what I say, I will tell them to fuck off. I am not a bro. I am not rainbows and sunshine. I will not party or shmooze. I WILL walk into your office and piss every single highly paid employee you have on the payroll off. Toronto core ONLY. Otherwise I work remotely - and that's not a good idea as I get angered very easily. You're ignoring me right now - maybe laughing quietly to yourself - but you shouldn't be. I can convert better than anyone you have on staff with the traffic you give me (99% chance that that traffic is complete shit, btw...) - but I'll have to ass-rape your sites to do it. Amateur is the preferred niche - if you're a big budget porn-house then just choke on your in-house tube traffic. For public consumption, I've picked Duke Dollars. I've had my ups and downs with them - after seven years its to be expected - but a tweak here and there usually does the job. Duke Dollars stats for this period. I promote over 100 programs. I'll send more references to VERY SERIOUS enquiries ONLY. I only promote through revshare. garce at garce dot org Have your laugh. P.S. I haven't updated a website or actually worked since March. I'm looking for a new challenge. I'm so bored that I'm ready to let everything expire.

06-16-2011, 08:32 PM	#5
react Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 673	Coffee is for closers. __________________ -- react

06-16-2011, 11:13 PM	#6
Twoface31 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,746	congrats to you this is cool and awesome __________________ Email: [email protected] HentaiG4h * Lusty Life ICQ: 291-953

06-17-2011, 03:45 AM	#7
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	May I ask what people are congratulating him for? lol Anyway, nice presentation. You would have gotten hired right away if you were a blonde babe in her 20's. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

06-17-2011, 06:20 AM	#9
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	Bump for a highly qualified candidate here __________________

06-16-2011, 07:54 PM	#2
bean-aid So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths Posts: 16,493	congrats on your new job... stellar stats...

06-16-2011, 08:17 PM	#3
marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	I might need your help.

06-16-2011, 08:27 PM	#4
ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,241	I am interested. See sig

06-17-2011, 05:26 AM	#8
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Congrats, cool stats

06-17-2011, 07:52 AM	#10
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	must have been drunk ... but oddly serious.

06-17-2011, 08:04 AM	#11
arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	looks grey to me __________________ Sup

06-17-2011, 08:06 AM	#12
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	stats pulled.

06-17-2011, 09:26 AM	#13
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,493	You're hired - but we gotta drop a couple zero's from your request of $1000 a week. :D __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Skype: peabodymedia

06-17-2011, 09:36 AM	#14
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,845	good luck man - bump for you! __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

06-17-2011, 11:40 AM	#15
amateurcanada Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,766	You send me sales and I give you a piece of profits lol I'll join you at the Mandarin on fridays for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to thank you for the cash until we are both morbidly obese and spill into our wheel chairs. __________________ be our partner - join nichepartners today will.assum.producer @ AmateurCanada.com / icq: 30146166 / facebook.com/will.assum / #amateurcanada

06-17-2011, 12:24 PM	#16
romeo22 你自己去他媽的 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 23,346	Hope u find ur new job soon!good luck