The "International Police" are holding a $1.2 million check for me!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

vsex · 06-03-2011, 07:31 AM

Dear Friend ,

This is Inetrnational Police Headquareter, BENIN REPUBLIC. I am obliged to mail you this day in respected of a package we have here in our custody which its contets is USD1.2m Cashier cheque meant to be sent to you with registeration number: Bs1483.89.009.

Following the investigation of legal backup of the delivery, the mailing service do not present to us the adequate and full grant and affirmation letter together with the picture of the beneficiary which contradicts section 4(2) of Bureau law delivery, and which suppose to prove the receipient crime free.

We hereby notify you this day that the package has to be hold on here for only FOVR DAY for the clearance or you regret the next action to be taken. The depositor of the Package and legal signatory, in the person of DR JOHN HARRIS DIRECTOR OF Fedex Company Benin Republic, has been asked to contact you for urgent attention for this.

The INTERPOL POLIC will issue on this regard, the proxy identification letter to submit to the Fedex Company in United states, and we equally will do same upon receipt of your cheque, hence the $150 USD must be sent down to us here for the service of this.

Note: United states FBI district Headquarter will be informed about this should you fail to comply to this on or before,7th of Months, 2011.

We stand firm to administer Justice. Thank you.

INTERPOL REGIONAL OFFICE BENIN
EMAIL: [email protected]
OFFICE IN CHARGE; SUPP. MICHAEL DEEN

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CurrentlySober · 06-03-2011, 07:36 AM

i cant afford to receive spam emails...

seeandsee · 06-03-2011, 07:38 AM

i dont read spam mails

u-Bob · 06-03-2011, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

i dont read spam mails

I know enough based on the subject line....

marketsmart · 06-03-2011, 07:39 AM

i wouldnt try to collect that.. its probably drug money from a distant relative thats trying to pin the rap on you...

you should probably go into hiding for a few months until this blows over...

i'll call my friend at scotland yard and see if i can get a plea bargain set up for you..

you might have to do a few years hard time, but its better to just deal with these things before they get worse..

.

u-Bob · 06-03-2011, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i wouldnt try to collect that.. its probably drug money from a distant relative thats trying to pin the rap on you...

Chris Mallick could be behind it....

ZeroHero · 06-03-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex

Dear Friend ,

We stand firm to administer Justice. Thank you.

DamianJ · 06-03-2011, 07:48 AM

It amazes me why, after years and years of EVERYONE getting a variation of this email people think it is interesting enough to post here.

wtf?

Look, this was in my spam folder!

HOW FUNNY

Reply-To: "replica-depot " <[email protected]>

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96ukssob · 06-03-2011, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

It amazes me why, after years and years of EVERYONE getting a variation of this email people think it is interesting enough to post here.

wtf?

this one is an exception, never seen the international police... let alone they have an MSN email addy

vsex · 06-03-2011, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

It amazes me why, after years and years of EVERYONE getting a variation of this email people think it is interesting enough to post here.

wtf?

Look, this was in my spam folder!

HOW FUNNY

Reply-To: "replica-depot " <[email protected]>

Get the Finest Rolex Watch Replica !

- Replicated to the Smallest Detail
- 98% Perfectly Accurate Markings
- Signature Green Sticker w/ Serial Number on Watch Back
- Magnified Quickset Date
- Includes all Proper Markings

http://www.texasswisstime.net

We also carry all top quality Louis Vuitton handbags!

DamianJ · 06-03-2011, 07:59 AM

I'm not crying, hon. I am pointing out that your post wasn't funny or interesting.

We all get spam.

It would be like starting a thread saying "I breathed today"

Try thinking about things that are interesting, amusing or educational next time.

vsex · 06-03-2011, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I'm not crying, hon. I am pointing out that your post wasn't funny or interesting.

We all get spam.

It would be like starting a thread saying "I breathed today"

Try thinking about things that are interesting, amusing or educational next time.

ottopottomouse · 06-03-2011, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

We also carry all top quality Louis Vuitton handbags!

Weirdos! Why can't they kick their handbags along the ground in front of them like everybody else does?

K R I S T E N · 06-03-2011, 09:46 AM

uh oh - be careful ;)

Rochard · 06-03-2011, 11:30 AM

I am responding of you swiftly. I respectively send you all of banking numbers belonging to me so you can forward monies quickest.

Just Alex · 06-03-2011, 11:49 AM

Located in Benin?
I always thought their main office was in Lagos, Nigeria.

mountainmiester · 06-03-2011, 12:05 PM

Wait a minute...are you saying I just pissed away $150 or do we both have checks waiting for us. How ironic is that huh?

Kimmykim · 06-03-2011, 12:18 PM

I love the fact that if you don't send them a cheque they're going to tell the FBI on you!

vsex · 06-03-2011, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

this one is an exception, never seen the international police... let alone they have an MSN email addy

Ya, that was what got me laughing in the first place.

06-03-2011, 07:31 AM	#1
vsex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: East and West Coast Beaches Posts: 1,277	The "International Police" are holding a $1.2 million check for me!!! Dear Friend , This is Inetrnational Police Headquareter, BENIN REPUBLIC. I am obliged to mail you this day in respected of a package we have here in our custody which its contets is USD1.2m Cashier cheque meant to be sent to you with registeration number: Bs1483.89.009. Following the investigation of legal backup of the delivery, the mailing service do not present to us the adequate and full grant and affirmation letter together with the picture of the beneficiary which contradicts section 4(2) of Bureau law delivery, and which suppose to prove the receipient crime free. We hereby notify you this day that the package has to be hold on here for only FOVR DAY for the clearance or you regret the next action to be taken. The depositor of the Package and legal signatory, in the person of DR JOHN HARRIS DIRECTOR OF Fedex Company Benin Republic, has been asked to contact you for urgent attention for this. The INTERPOL POLIC will issue on this regard, the proxy identification letter to submit to the Fedex Company in United states, and we equally will do same upon receipt of your cheque, hence the $150 USD must be sent down to us here for the service of this. Note: United states FBI district Headquarter will be informed about this should you fail to comply to this on or before,7th of Months, 2011. We stand firm to administer Justice. Thank you. INTERPOL REGIONAL OFFICE BENIN EMAIL: [email protected] OFFICE IN CHARGE; SUPP. MICHAEL DEEN ---------------------------------- __________________ VSEX.COM AFFILIATES [email protected] New Model Signup Most realistic thing ever written on GFY: Shap: "Solidarity is nice in theory but this industry has proven time and time again it can not stand together. The best advice I can give you is to do what is best for you with both your short term and long term goals in mind."

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06-03-2011, 07:39 AM	#5
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	i wouldnt try to collect that.. its probably drug money from a distant relative thats trying to pin the rap on you... you should probably go into hiding for a few months until this blows over... i'll call my friend at scotland yard and see if i can get a plea bargain set up for you.. you might have to do a few years hard time, but its better to just deal with these things before they get worse.. .

06-03-2011, 07:59 AM	#11
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	I'm not crying, hon. I am pointing out that your post wasn't funny or interesting. We all get spam. It would be like starting a thread saying "I breathed today" Try thinking about things that are interesting, amusing or educational next time.

06-03-2011, 11:30 AM	#15
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06-03-2011, 11:49 AM	#16
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06-03-2011, 12:05 PM	#17
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06-03-2011, 12:18 PM	#18
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I love the fact that if you don't send them a cheque they're going to tell the FBI on you!