Police Shoot Concrete Alligator! - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 06-02-2011, 06:43 AM

http://www.fox4kc.com/news/wdaf-inde...,4098846.story

4:56 p.m. CDT, May 31, 2011

INDEPENDENCE, Mo.?

An alligator caused a lot of commotion for one Independence man Sunday when three Independence police officers shot at his concrete lawn ornament.

Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots. He went around the back of his house to a pond, where he saw three police officers. The three officers had spotted the gator and were lined up on the bank, shooting at the large reptile.

"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.

After realizing their bullets were bouncing off the yard art alligator, police left. Sheridan says now he plans to patch up his wounded gator. "

L-Pink · 06-02-2011, 07:08 AM

I know what I want you to dress like for next Halloween.

rogueteens · 06-02-2011, 07:21 AM

That report makes a nice change from the usual, where they end by saying that the person plans to sue.

Phoenix · 06-02-2011, 07:25 AM

id be hella pissed if cops came into my backyaard and shot their guns off

sue? probably not...but good chance to make buddies with the cops...could come in handy later

_Richard_ · 06-02-2011, 07:53 AM

kinda messed up lol

bronco67 · 06-02-2011, 08:16 AM

Cops are just dying to exercise some itchy trigger fingers these days.

Scott McD · 06-02-2011, 09:05 AM

Don't tase my croc bro !!

onwebcam · 06-02-2011, 09:09 AM

fucking morons

CaptainHowdy · 06-02-2011, 09:12 AM

hollywoodskincompany · 06-02-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I know what I want you to dress like for next Halloween.

lolololol

adultzone · 06-02-2011, 09:14 AM

LOL I would love to see that for real!

baddog · 06-02-2011, 09:50 AM

Our last night in Amsterdam we were walking by a park that had all kinds of large amphibians in it.

They looked pretty real in the darkness.

brassmonkey · 06-02-2011, 09:56 AM

it looked real hahahaha

96ukssob · 06-02-2011, 10:23 AM

fantastic. just keep a look out for your drug dealer neighbor and make sure to wear a bullet proof vest and say away from the windows

L-Pink · 06-02-2011, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it looked real hahahaha

And to think that poor gator walked all the way from Florida to Missouri just to get shot.

brassmonkey · 06-02-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

http://www.fox4kc.com/news/wdaf-inde...,4098846.story

4:56 p.m. CDT, May 31, 2011

INDEPENDENCE, Mo.?

An alligator caused a lot of commotion for one Independence man Sunday when three Independence police officers shot at his concrete lawn ornament.

Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots. He went around the back of his house to a pond, where he saw three police officers. The three officers had spotted the gator and were lined up on the bank, shooting at the large reptile.

"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.

After realizing their bullets were bouncing off the yard art alligator, police left. Sheridan says now he plans to patch up his wounded gator. "

someones going to be in trouble. they can't fire their weapon and just leave.

dan@noof · 06-02-2011, 10:51 AM

Yeah, if your IQ is too high, you can't be a cop. Explains this type of shit perfectly...

http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/09/ny...iq-scores.html

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ottopottomouse · 06-02-2011, 11:05 AM

Wonder what they would do to a garden full of gnomes.

ffnK.O. · 06-02-2011, 11:10 AM

you've got to be kidding me? haha with every passing day my dislike for cops goes +1

tiger · 06-02-2011, 11:14 AM

WTF were they doing in the guy's backyard to begin with?

Jman · 06-02-2011, 11:16 AM

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cherrylula · 06-02-2011, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Don't tase my croc bro !!

marlboroack · 06-02-2011, 12:19 PM

Poor concrete ornamental alligator

When i lived in FL i used to leave my Gator in the Sun all day so they could relax, what if some ass hole popo put 2 rounds in him =/ I would go ape shit. I still want to know why the police were in the dudes back yard in the 1st place.

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marlboroack So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ☣ Posts: 9,327	Poor concrete ornamental alligator When i lived in FL i used to leave my Gator in the Sun all day so they could relax, what if some ass hole popo put 2 rounds in him =/ I would go ape shit. I still want to know why the police were in the dudes back yard in the 1st place. Last edited by marlboroack; 06-02-2011 at 12:24 PM..