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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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What I miss about being in Jail...
I enjoyed the structure, the discipline and the routine...
Despite my losing a lot of URLs as I couldn't renew them, it was still, (in a way) a relaxing break... They told me when to eat, when to exercise, when to sleep, when to wake up, and even when to shit... It was nice. What do YOU miss about being in Jail? |
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So Fucking Banned
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Never been to jail, but even in Juvie I got to shit when I wanted unless in the cafeteria.
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working on my tan
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The ass!
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So Fucking Banned
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I am Amazing Content!
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thanks, but no thanks
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#6 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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BOYS go to Juvie... MEN go to Jail...
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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Not one thing...
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Webmaster
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I bet you felt pretty safe inside. says enough for me
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#11 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Me too...
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working on my tan
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Id go down dying before I went to jail.
Had a friends brother wrongly accused of a hit and run, arrested him at his house while he was drunk and put him in jail for 3 months. Lost his job, wife, kids, etc., now he is in and out of jail like a Holiday Inn
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So Fucking Banned
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Sorry Boss. Respect Boss. I'm not trying to bring you down Boss.
Sorry for posting *our* picture Boss... |
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Retired
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You would go down in Jail too, nightly.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Thank you. I remember you...
You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'... Good BJ... Thanks celli... |
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They left the door open
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That medic did a fair job with that, cleaner then I have seen in the states...
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Retired
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I'm gonna need that carton of smokes back that I paid you to never tell anyone
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working on my tan
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GFY's Halfpint
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If I ever end up in jail there had better be some fucking hot trannys in there otherwise ill want a refund
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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I miss you being in jail too, heh.
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Confirmed User
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Spent the night in jail for doing donuts on a football field. It was worth it, but I won't ever be back.
Only thing I really regret about it is every time a cop asks me if I've been arrested I have to say "yes" ![]() |
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#25 |
So Fucking Banned
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tons of cock!!
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MAN goes to army ... jail is for loosers
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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BACON BACON BACON
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someone i know has been in and out of jail many times...for a total of nine years of his life or more by now i guess
he doesnt miss it at all....hated every second there, but he did his time as it was his job...in a way how long were you in jail for? |
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teh surprise butt seks.
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Nothing. I was there for an hour it was just a misunderstanding. My mom came and got me.
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Please dont fuck animals
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never been to jail, did u miss poo or pussy ?
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I've spent a day in a jail when I was 19... due to some skinhead releated crap
and it sucked donkey balls, so I don't miss anything
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StraightBro
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I rally RALLY miss the fresh young straight ass I could tag on a weekly basis without a beat.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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wondered how long before someone connected to that
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BANNED
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StraightBro
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Damn you're cute! And scars like that add character and heal pretty well. Must have been painful getting that though, did it paralyze that side of your face permanently?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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No, thanks. I can discipline myself.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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StraightBro
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working on my tan
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StraightBro
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free anal sex?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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So Fucking Banned
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