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I have to go out and talk to people.. any ideas?
I don't think I can put it off, any longer.
Now, here I am going to be out talking to a bunch of white people... trying to seem like I'm white, and I do have the skin for it.... but for YEARS now I have not interacted with people I use to be a helluva salesman, here .. If anyone else took a few years off and had to go back out, I'd love to hear how you handled it I'm a paranoid and I think everyone is trying to do something bad to me, and I am scared of the most non threatening people (like white collar white people) for some reason.. Moving has been great - all I do here is cum in my lady friends mouth and eat a lot and watch television - but I am bored with not going out and doing something and I want more money for a better car and a house - so I need to just force myself back out there Any ideas are appreciated!!! Thanks ![]() |
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Xanax
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Stay inside your bunker, it's much safer.
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don't do it. those white devils can be tricky.
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Please dont fuck animals
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Fuck talking to people, they are all idiots.
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So Fucking Banned
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Hear that tapping noise? TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
They are looking in your window now.......
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how do you expect to be a salesman when you are afraid to even ho outside? serious question.
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working on my tan
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Wear one of those rubber Nixon masks that way people can't see you. Then go to someplace where the people are real friendly, like a bank.
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Pay It Forward
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church always helps
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Try talking to girls. They've got boobs.
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Serious answer:
I did it, used to be in sales when I was in my 20s left it and now 20 years later im back in it I am a face to face recruiter so I basically sell memberships We have just finished a 4 day show and over those 4 days I made myself over £650 which is just over $1000 and I still have 7 call backs to do which will generate another £300 ($495) or so, It was a hard slog but well worth it and it also proves that there is still money about. Just get out there and do what you did before people are people no matter what they are wearing.. fuck I even hassle police to sign up lol and one of the excuses from them was " We are not aloud to sign up to anything while wearing a uniform" I still hussled him though and we actually had a good laugh. So in short get off your fat butt and go out and do your thing its easy as pie ![]() |
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Agreed, but have some Xanax handy just in case.
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I know what you mean... I can have some easy $1000+++ days especially if I can get to the point where I can speak to a group or crowd!! What I'm hustling is great cause and pays fairly well ... nothing spectacular, but $140 per sale And I expect that 1:4 people I talk with will buy... so if I can talk to 40 idiots, say, that's $1400 every time |
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I just put the money together to order the flyers today - so those will be just awhile longer |
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Drink you problems away. Working for Mel Gibson.
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i sell condoms and vacuum cleaners door to door...
i am the top sales guy in my region... buy my ebook if you want to learn from the best.. http://www.thecondomandvacuumking.com . |
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They are just human. Like you and I.
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Get drunk, but not too much. I also think that it seems hard, but after short time you will like people again, even those white
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BACON BACON BACON
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just jump in the water ans swim man
its the only way buy a book on salesmanship and use some of the tips and tricks |
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