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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!!
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This should give every man hope of his fantasy coming true...
I have a cute blonde 24 year old lady friend that works for office depot. She said she was mad at her boyfriend at work the other day when this cute tall white older guy came in, he asked for help finding something so she went to help.
The store was dead so she looked at him and just started making out with the guy, she stopped cause she got nervous. They realize they are down the wrong aisle so they go down the next one, she grabs his dick and unzips his pants and starts sucking his dick in the middle of fuckin office depot. She said she had never seen a guy more turned on, confused and nervous looking in his life. She sucked him off for about a minute and then got what he was looking for, he asked for her # and she said no. He then shops around a little more while girl is telling her female co-worker at checkout about it all. He checks out a few minutes later and the girl that sucked him off says in front of her manager which is now standing there as well (but doesnt know the story of course), did you find everything alright? Guy looking nervous as fuck says, "yes", tried to hand his # to her on a paper, she gave it back and he walked out. Blue balled like a mutha fucka yes but an awesome story for this guy to tell his friends thats for sure.
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She's a keeper!!
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That lying bitch. She took my number and won't stop calling me.
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Troll Patrol
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Adult Content Provider
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I just remembered I need some office supplies.
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Pics required.
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80/20 Rule
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Bree Olsen works a side job at Office Depot?
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pics or it didn't happen...
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Well, that was easy.
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I'm guessing the boyfriend was mad because his GF is always running her mouth.
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I guess the boyfriend was mad because she didn't take the guys number
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They have recording security cams on every aisle
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I do not believe this story.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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So she's a whore...
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So Fucking Banned
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I know the feeling, when someone pisses me of, I too start sucking random cock to get back at them. Makes me feel like the better person.
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Guess he pressed the easy button:
Oh wait that's staples...
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Let's Get Paxumized!
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there's no $$$ in porn
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I need a beer
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That's what all women do when they are mad at their B/F's
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