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SallyRand · 06-15-2011, 05:11 AM

Mystery of missing Edmonton lawn solved

By Brent Wittmeier, Postmedia News June 14, 2011

EDMONTON — Turf war? No, just a landscaper with bad directions.

A front lawn went missing from a northeast Edmonton home due to a mistaken address, the owner of a landscaping company said Tuesday.

After a couple of days away, Denise Thompson arrived home Sunday to a bizarre scene — her front lawn scraped away, with no explanation to be found.

Neighbours noticed a white truck and trailer at the home over the weekend — and the replacement of lush green grass with dark brown soil — but thought nothing of it, assuming it was a routine landscaping job.

It was a mistake, said Patrick Kukanu, owner of Kupak Landscapes Ltd.

"Our bobcat guy . . . had the wrong address," said Kukanu.

When the company learned of the error, it made several attempts to contact the homeowner but nobody was home.

They finally connected after the company went to Thompson's house Monday evening and left a note. The company offered to replace the lawn immediately on Tuesday but settled on a future date to re-landscape the lawn.

"It's an error, and we'll gladly correct it." said Kukanu.

Read more:

http://www.edmontonjournal.com/Myste...#ixzz1PLV4WfKs

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Phoenix · 06-15-2011, 05:15 AM

hmm maybe her lawn ends up in better shape...some good advertising at the end of the day...except the wrong address part..lol

seeandsee · 06-15-2011, 05:15 AM

heh bad adress fucked up all

DamianJ · 06-15-2011, 05:15 AM

Now that is really funny! Really funny! Someone mowed someone else's lawn by mistake. FUCKING LOLLINGTON LOL!

Keep posting gems like this.

Even if you are a bloke pretending to be a woman. This is PURE GOLD!!!111oneoneone

SallyRand · 06-15-2011, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Now that is really funny! Really funny! Someone mowed someone else's lawn by mistake. FUCKING LOLLINGTON LOL!

Keep posting gems like this.

Even if you are a bloke pretending to be a woman. This is PURE GOLD!!!111oneoneone

Uh, they didn't MOW the lawn...................................they removed it with a BOBCAT!

This is a lawn mower:

THIS is a BOBCAT!:

You from Canada?

L-Pink · 06-15-2011, 05:30 AM

I didn't know they had grass in Canada.

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2011, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I didn't know they had grass in Canada.

DamianJ · 06-15-2011, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Uh, they didn't MOW the lawn...................................they removed it with a BOBCAT!

HAHAHAH THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER!!!!111oneone

Someone MADE A MISTAKE!!!11oneron

in CANADA

OH LOLLYLOLLYLOLOL

They had a lawn, then they didn't, and the company will fix it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gold, my man, pure gold.

Spunky · 06-15-2011, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I didn't know they had grass in Canada.

Yes and we have indoor plumbing too

Rebel D · 06-15-2011, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I didn't know they had grass in Canada.

Grass comes out the 4 days a year we don;t have snow so the penguins can get some vegetation

moeloubani · 06-15-2011, 06:34 AM

SallyRand you are a disgusting old man that pretends to be a woman. You are disgusting and gross, please remember that as you go throughout your day to day activities.

L-Pink · 06-15-2011, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rebel D

Grass comes out the 4 days a year we don;t have snow so the penguins can get some vegetation

That's interesting, I had no idea. Thanks.

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RebelR · 06-15-2011, 07:04 AM

For all non-Canadians, when we say grass and lawn, this is what we mean. This is why she was upset to find her "Grass" gone

charlie g · 06-15-2011, 07:30 AM

arent you dead yet sally?

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L-Pink · 06-15-2011, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR

For all non-Canadians, when we say grass and lawn, this is what we mean. This is why she was upset to find her "Grass" gone

Damn, those are huge snow flakes!

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TB Adriana · 06-15-2011, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebel D

Grass comes out the 4 days a year we don;t have snow so the penguins can get some vegetation

ROFL

camperjohn64 · 06-15-2011, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

HAHAHAH THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER!!!!111oneone

Someone MADE A MISTAKE!!!11oneron

in CANADA

OH LOLLYLOLLYLOLOL

They had a lawn, then they didn't, and the company will fix it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gold, my man, pure gold.

MediaGuy · 06-15-2011, 07:53 AM

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SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Only In Canada, Eh? Mystery of missing Edmonton lawn solved By Brent Wittmeier, Postmedia News June 14, 2011 EDMONTON — Turf war? No, just a landscaper with bad directions. A front lawn went missing from a northeast Edmonton home due to a mistaken address, the owner of a landscaping company said Tuesday. After a couple of days away, Denise Thompson arrived home Sunday to a bizarre scene — her front lawn scraped away, with no explanation to be found. Neighbours noticed a white truck and trailer at the home over the weekend — and the replacement of lush green grass with dark brown soil — but thought nothing of it, assuming it was a routine landscaping job. It was a mistake, said Patrick Kukanu, owner of Kupak Landscapes Ltd. "Our bobcat guy . . . had the wrong address," said Kukanu. When the company learned of the error, it made several attempts to contact the homeowner but nobody was home. They finally connected after the company went to Thompson's house Monday evening and left a note. The company offered to replace the lawn immediately on Tuesday but settled on a future date to re-landscape the lawn. "It's an error, and we'll gladly correct it." said Kukanu. Read more: http://www.edmontonjournal.com/Myste...#ixzz1PLV4WfKs Perhaps this?: Last edited by SallyRand; 06-15-2011 at 05:22 AM..

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