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czarina · 06-15-2011, 08:01 AM

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old guy is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

Caligari · 06-15-2011, 08:03 AM

good one

PornGreen · 06-15-2011, 08:04 AM

One of the men then replied, "Takes one to know one!"

An uncomfortable silence followed, and then the old man walked away.

AnimeFevers · 06-15-2011, 08:26 AM

haha! Nice one

u-Bob · 06-15-2011, 08:26 AM

old but funny

opusx312 · 06-15-2011, 08:47 AM

thats great hahaha

2intense · 06-15-2011, 09:24 AM

06-15-2011, 08:01 AM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,745	Selling Assholes Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old guy is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

06-15-2011, 08:03 AM	#2
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06-15-2011, 08:26 AM	#5
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