Rather than offer Anthony Weiner a job..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Quentin · 06-17-2011, 11:31 AM

.... I'm offering him, and other would-be porn stars among the world of celebrities and other social elites, a little friendly advice.

Among other things, apparently all these porn-loving celebrities, athletes and politicians have not gotten the memo that self-shot stuff is passe.

Those of us in the industry know that nowadays, the real money and glory is in porn parodies of mainstream movies and TV shows.

Just think, if Anthony Weiner had just resisted the temptation to tweet his junk as a means of entering the world of porn, we might have been able to collaborate on something like this:

It was an opportunity squandered, Tony... such a waste!

JamesGw · 06-17-2011, 11:37 AM

Well, at least the lessons has been learned. Those that follow in his footsteps will know better.

Allison · 06-17-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesGw

Well, at least the lessons has been learned. Those that follow in his footsteps will know better.

We'll see. Seems like there were plenty of opportunities for people to learn to not fuck up when in certain positions before.

Quentin · 06-17-2011, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesGw

Well, at least the lessons has been learned. Those that follow in his footsteps will know better.

Let's hope so!

I look forward to the day on which we receive an email from a Congressman or Senator that says something like: "Hey Pink Visual, I'm sick of being cooped up in my office all day, taking money from lobbyists and posing for awkward photos with students representing the Future Farmers of America... y'all got any need for 65 year-old, bespectacled, pot-bellied male porn talent?"

I already have some potential names in mind for video series that we could build from such a collaboration:

The Sinator
Barely Legislative
Congress... of the Mouth
Her First Parliamentary Penetration

And what fun would a Congress-themed porn series be without some performer names that match the theme? Imagine watching the likes of:

Diane Finestain
Barbara Boxxxer
Nancy Pee-Losi
Linda "Dirty" Sanchez

And let's not forget the fellas, like:

Jeff "Private" Sessions
Ron Widen
Fairy Craig (Senator by day, gay for pay by night!)

This stuff writes itself!

Topbuxom Lea · 06-17-2011, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quentin

Let's hope so!

I look forward to the day on which we receive an email from a Congressman or Senator that says something like: "Hey Pink Visual, I'm sick of being cooped up in my office all day, taking money from lobbyists and posing for awkward photos with students representing the Future Farmers of America... y'all got any need for 65 year-old, bespectacled, pot-bellied male porn talent?"

I already have some potential names in mind for video series that we could build from such a collaboration:

The Sinator
Barely Legislative
Congress... of the Mouth
Her First Parliamentary Penetration

And what fun would a Congress-themed porn series be without some performer names that match the theme? Imagine watching the likes of:

Diane Finestain
Barbara Boxxxer
Nancy Pee-Losi
Linda "Dirty" Sanchez

And let's not forget the fellas, like:

Jeff "Private" Sessions
Ron Widen
Fairy Craig (Senator by day, gay for pay by night!)

This stuff writes itself!

Q..you've outdone yourself really...you never cease to amaze me

-L

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Quentin Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,280	Rather than offer Anthony Weiner a job..... .... I'm offering him, and other would-be porn stars among the world of celebrities and other social elites, a little friendly advice. Among other things, apparently all these porn-loving celebrities, athletes and politicians have not gotten the memo that self-shot stuff is passe. Those of us in the industry know that nowadays, the real money and glory is in porn parodies of mainstream movies and TV shows. Just think, if Anthony Weiner had just resisted the temptation to tweet his junk as a means of entering the world of porn, we might have been able to collaborate on something like this: It was an opportunity squandered, Tony... such a waste! __________________ Q. Boyer Last edited by Quentin; 06-17-2011 at 11:33 AM..

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