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camperjohn64 · 06-26-2011, 10:57 AM

So a female friend of mine trys to hook me up with a 40 year old friend of hers.

me: "May I see a photo?"

her: "Sorry no photo."

me: "Thanks anyway."

Then my friend trys to tell me how she is such a special girl, and doesn't need a photo, how she makes good money, has a PHD etc.

All I can think of, is that in 2011, if a girl doesn't have a photo of herself there is a problem. I don't care how much money she makes or if she has managed to trick the education system into giving her 3 letters behind her name, neither of those compenstate for a prissy personality that "doesn't need to show her photo".

Facebook, email, the digital camera - I am done with blind dates.

CurrentlySober · 06-26-2011, 10:59 AM

Are you so shallow, that looks are all that matter?

camperjohn64 · 06-26-2011, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Are you so shallow, that looks are all that matter?

Looks are important to most people. There is a very small niche for short, fat, ugly girls. I don't think those websites convert at all.

Being tall, handsome, and athletic, I can afford to be discerning.

I bet $50 you're not tall, handsome, and athletic...are you?

B.Barnato · 06-26-2011, 11:07 AM

Maybe, just maybe she is a hottie who is not superficial and does not feel the need of plastering her face all over the world. That would be a bummer for sure.

CurrentlySober · 06-26-2011, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

I bet $50 you're not tall, handsome, and athletic...are you?

You Decide... This is my TIT!

Harmon · 06-26-2011, 11:09 AM

Maybe she sucks a mean sweaty meat stick and will allow you to pound her stinky anus bloody raw... with a smile.

CurrentlySober · 06-26-2011, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64

There is a very small niche for short, fat, ugly girls. I don't think those websites convert at all.

Who mentioned websites? I thought it was about a blind date?

camperjohn64 · 06-26-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Maybe, just maybe she is a hottie who is not superficial and does not feel the need of plastering her face all over the world. That would be a bummer for sure.

We know the odds on that one.

camperjohn64 · 06-26-2011, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

You Decide... This is my TIT!

I stand corrected. What's your number? :-)

CurrentlySober · 06-26-2011, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64

I stand corrected. What's your number? :-)

A/S/L ???? !!!!111oneoneone

Chosen · 06-26-2011, 11:33 AM

pornmasta · 06-26-2011, 11:40 AM

I can't afford a girl without a picture

garce · 06-26-2011, 12:47 PM

Take the good job and PHD, and then go and fuck anything that breathes.

Women have been marrying wealthy, old, and ugly men for centuries. Its their "Modus Operandi" Go for the security, fuck whatever you want - and use her money to facilitate it.

L-Pink · 06-26-2011, 12:56 PM

I've always had a fetish for blind dates. The sex is incredible, you can pick you nose whenever you want, they don't give a shit what tv show you watch. Though it is a bit creepy when they do that Stevie Wonder swaying of their head.

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camperjohn64 · 06-26-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Take the good job and PHD, and then go and fuck anything that breathes.

Women have been marrying wealthy, old, and ugly men for centuries. Its their "Modus Operandi" Go for the security, fuck whatever you want - and use her money to facilitate it.

I'm already doing that...with another girl.

shimmy2 · 06-26-2011, 02:43 PM

lol@ american girls. travel dude, broads are better abroad

06-26-2011, 10:57 AM	#1
camperjohn64 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,531	Thank god the days of blind dates are over So a female friend of mine trys to hook me up with a 40 year old friend of hers. me: "May I see a photo?" her: "Sorry no photo." me: "Thanks anyway." Then my friend trys to tell me how she is such a special girl, and doesn't need a photo, how she makes good money, has a PHD etc. All I can think of, is that in 2011, if a girl doesn't have a photo of herself there is a problem. I don't care how much money she makes or if she has managed to trick the education system into giving her 3 letters behind her name, neither of those compenstate for a prissy personality that "doesn't need to show her photo". Facebook, email, the digital camera - I am done with blind dates. __________________ www.gimmiegirlproductions.com

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	I've always had a fetish for blind dates. The sex is incredible, you can pick you nose whenever you want, they don't give a shit what tv show you watch. Though it is a bit creepy when they do that Stevie Wonder swaying of their head. .