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marketsmart · 07-06-2011, 01:40 PM

apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

i just wanted to see the goats cock...

i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

i will probably sue the zoo...

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porno jew · 07-06-2011, 01:41 PM

that's not how you milk a goat.

WarChild · 07-06-2011, 01:46 PM

Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??

L-Pink · 07-06-2011, 01:47 PM

How old was the goat?

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halfpint · 07-06-2011, 01:48 PM

did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?

marketsmart · 07-06-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

How old was the goat?

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i don't know.. i didnt get a chance to look at its teeth...

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marketsmart · 07-06-2011, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?

no, i was concentrating on getting it hard so i could measure its length..

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marketsmart · 07-06-2011, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??

i am supposed to have a phone conversation with andre trotter latter this evening..

he is well versed in these type of rights violations matters..

he made hundreds suing marriott after he was fired as a dishwasher..

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ffnK.O. · 07-06-2011, 02:17 PM

try a bat next time. if i had the same ratio i'd have a cock over 6 feet long. that would be kind of obnoxious actually

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Wizzo · 07-06-2011, 02:31 PM

Next time just touch it with your hands and not your mouth and you should be fine.

_Richard_ · 07-06-2011, 02:42 PM

well? everything you ever dreamed?

Rochard · 07-06-2011, 03:04 PM

You should have done this in Montana. You know, where men are men and sheep are scared.

AnimeFevers · 07-06-2011, 03:09 PM

You wanked off a goat and got kicked out for it?

What is this world coming to...

B.Barnato · 07-06-2011, 03:09 PM

Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience

Freaky_Akula · 07-06-2011, 03:21 PM

You need help.

Chosen · 07-06-2011, 04:08 PM

Juicy D. Links · 07-06-2011, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

i just wanted to see the goats cock...

i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

i will probably sue the zoo...

.

Barry-xlovecam · 07-06-2011, 05:03 PM

Next time try this in Afghanistan

They have real "horny goats."

Alprazolam · 07-06-2011, 05:57 PM

papill0n · 07-06-2011, 07:21 PM

go back there with a cob of corn shoved up your arse and plead with them to give you a second chance

SleazyDream · 07-06-2011, 10:56 PM

if you push on a sheep that's looking over a cliff, the sheep pushes back!

CurrentlySober · 07-07-2011, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience

Markul · 07-07-2011, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

i just wanted to see the goats cock...

i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

i will probably sue the zoo...

.

I figured it was something like this you fucking animal molesting asshole so I had to take you off ignore.

Now I can safely put you back on ignore, as you are clearly a (goat) cock sucker. ´

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