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NetHorse · 07-11-2011, 11:29 PM

Help! I caught my dad with my GF

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg

PornStarToys · 07-11-2011, 11:31 PM

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NALEM · 07-11-2011, 11:32 PM

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NetHorse · 07-11-2011, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PornStarToys

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lazycash · 07-12-2011, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse

Help! I caught my dad with my GF

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg

Your girl doesn't really seem like something worth coming between you and your dad. I'm sure she was probably your first and that's why you are attached to her. Just try and let her go and work on things with your dad. Your picture isn't loading so I'll post it here:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../HPIM02062.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-12-2011, 12:21 AM

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seeandsee · 07-12-2011, 03:35 AM

your GF is small and have fat ass, get somethign bigger man

The Duck · 07-12-2011, 04:08 AM

lolcats....

Aleksandr · 07-12-2011, 04:19 AM

Go fuck yourself.

Sid70 · 07-12-2011, 04:22 AM

Only morons leave their chicks at home while going on holiday. You deserve it.

cooldude7 · 07-12-2011, 04:25 AM

so let me get this straight, your gf is electric grill, and your dad put his meat in it, means in the electric grill, did he switched the grill on ? how's your dad's meat.

cutedimples · 07-12-2011, 05:38 AM

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brassmonkey · 07-12-2011, 05:41 AM

i do all the cooking. i dont like people touching my tools!

leming · 07-12-2011, 05:43 AM

She is really petite

Sin_Vraal · 07-12-2011, 06:06 AM

This is why you keep a couple women in your stable at all times. Women like to compete for the seed...

Just look at Arnold SWarzzzzzzeneger, How could Maria shriver not known about the small army of hoes he banged out?

Answer: Ofcourse she knew! she only got mad because one day she realized, that everyone but her knew he knocked up the maid. He's famous for bangin ass, and only now she does something (they'd been married for 25years, plus dating time)

Truth of the matter is this: What kind of self respecting woman only dates a man who can hold down 1 female at a time... Wouldnt you rather date a guy who was so manly that he can keep 5 or more!?

Tam · 07-12-2011, 06:11 AM

Oh that was just all wrong on so many levels... here I was about to feel sorry for you.

Throw that bitch at your dad and get a better, much more loyal model.

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Asian Amateur · 07-12-2011, 06:32 AM

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scarlettcontent · 07-12-2011, 07:10 AM

I love your gf

JamesGw · 07-12-2011, 07:22 AM

I lolled at this.

96ukssob · 07-12-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesGw

I lolled at this.

I admit, I first thought this was going to be stupid, but turned out to be a lol moment.

good work

magicmike · 07-12-2011, 08:53 AM

You should really just get a BBQ.

Lykos · 07-12-2011, 09:31 AM

Hahaha nice one

u-Bob · 07-12-2011, 09:36 AM

hehe, I see what you did there

biskoppen · 07-12-2011, 09:39 AM

Links pulled

RyuLion · 07-12-2011, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

Only morons leave their chicks at home while going on holiday. You deserve it.

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DaddyHalbucks · 07-12-2011, 09:55 AM

waltgator · 07-12-2011, 10:41 AM

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lazycash · 07-12-2011, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin_Vraal

This is why you keep a couple women in your stable at all times. Women like to compete for the seed...

Just look at Arnold SWarzzzzzzeneger, How could Maria shriver not known about the small army of hoes he banged out?

Answer: Ofcourse she knew! she only got mad because one day she realized, that everyone but her knew he knocked up the maid. He's famous for bangin ass, and only now she does something (they'd been married for 25years, plus dating time)

Truth of the matter is this: What kind of self respecting woman only dates a man who can hold down 1 female at a time... Wouldnt you rather date a guy who was so manly that he can keep 5 or more!?

Did you bother to click the pic?

Joxxy · 07-12-2011, 10:48 AM

You need to graduate to the Griddler by Cuisanart.

kristin · 07-12-2011, 11:16 AM

Good one.

martinsc · 07-12-2011, 11:32 AM

07-12-2011, 11:33 AM

i think i get the joke. . .

07-12-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

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bloggerz · 07-12-2011, 11:37 AM

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JFK · 07-12-2011, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joxxy

You need to graduate to the Griddler by Cuisanart.

thickcash_amo · 07-12-2011, 03:14 PM

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Si · 07-12-2011, 03:24 PM

O MARINA · 07-12-2011, 03:26 PM

That's what you get for picking up your GF at Walmart

19teenporn · 07-12-2011, 06:25 PM

Kill the motherfucker old fart...

If he wanted one of those hecould have bought it!

CDSmith · 07-12-2011, 06:35 PM

He stole your GrillFriend of two years and you still live in the same house as him?

Dude, getting a new grill is the least of your problems. :D

Spunky · 07-12-2011, 06:41 PM

You try to trick us

marlboroack · 07-12-2011, 07:24 PM

Hahaha, your funny.

vdbucks · 07-12-2011, 07:24 PM

lol... some people are sloooooooow

CS-Jay · 07-12-2011, 08:59 PM

blackmonsters · 07-12-2011, 10:00 PM

Just move two trailers down. Problem solved.

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