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PornStarToys · 07-18-2011, 11:19 PM

1: Open Google Maps (directions)
2: Type China as your starting point
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Read step 48

drmadcat · 07-18-2011, 11:21 PM

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cutedimples · 07-18-2011, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornStarToys

1: Open Google Maps (directions)
2: Type China as your starting point
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Read step 48

LOL I <3 Google

96ukssob · 07-18-2011, 11:30 PM

they all say the same thing when you cross the water

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WebCashMaker · 07-19-2011, 06:28 AM

China
1. Head north toward 312国道
4.0 km
2. Turn right onto 312国道
16.1 km
3. Turn left onto the ramp to Ｇ２２青兰高速
Partial toll road
600 m
4. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速
Toll road
167 km
5. Exit onto 312国道
Partial toll road
91.9 km
6. 312国道 turns slightly left and becomes 崆峒大道（中段）
2.9 km
7. Continue onto 崆峒大道（东段）
Go through 1 roundabout
2.7 km
8. Continue onto 东湖路
2.5 km
9. Turn right onto 312国道
2.8 km
10. Turn left onto the ramp to Ｇ２２青兰高速
Partial toll road
400 m
11. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速
Toll road
69.9 km
12. Take exit 罗汉洞/凤口/西安 toward 312国道
500 m
13. Slight right onto 312国道
77 m
14. Keep left at the fork
26.9 km
15. Take the ramp on the left to Ｇ７０福银高速
220 m
16. Slight left onto Ｇ７０福银高速
Partial toll road
293 km
17. Continue onto Ｇ４０沪陕高速
Toll road
574 km
18. Take the exit onto Ｇ４５大广高速
Partial toll road
214 km
19. Exit on the left onto 201省道
4.4 km
20. Slight right onto the ramp to Ｇ７０福银高速
92 m
21. Keep left at the fork to continue toward Ｇ７０福银高速
150 m
22. Keep right at the fork to continue toward Ｇ７０福银高速
500 m
23. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ７０福银高速
Partial toll road
115 km
24. Take the exit
500 m
25. Continue straight
1.5 km
26. Continue straight onto ０４７乡道
3.2 km
27. ０４７乡道 turns left and becomes 湖北大道
1.3 km
28. Slight right onto 湖北大道/105国道
Continue to follow 105国道
Toll road
4.9 km
29. Merge onto Ｇ７０福银高速
Partial toll road
710 km
30. Take exit 福州/宁德/Ｇ１５沈海高速/厦门 to merge onto Ｇ１５沈海高速
Toll road
23.3 km
31. Take exit 宏路/福清 to merge onto 福政路
Partial toll road
2.4 km
32. Turn left toward 福玉路
400 m
33. Turn right toward 福玉路
400 m
34. Continue straight onto 福玉路
400 m
35. Turn left onto 清荣大道
350 m
36. Exit onto 福融路
1.3 km
37. Turn left onto 清昌大道
900 m
38. Continue straight to stay on 清昌大道
2.7 km
39. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto 龙江路
1.8 km
40. Slight left onto 龙江路/305省道
Continue to follow 305省道
47.3 km
41. Take the ferry
3.2 km
42. Continue straight onto 305省道
10.3 km
43. Continue onto 万宝西路
1.1 km
44. Continue onto 万宝中路
1.4 km
45. Turn left onto 西航路
2.0 km
46. Turn right onto 龙凤路
650 m
47. Turn left
86 m
48. Swim across the Pacific Ocean
165 km
49. Continue straight
1.1 km
50. Turn right onto 領港大道
900 m
51. Slight right to stay on 領港大道
450 m
52. Turn left onto 台64線
11.2 km
53. Take exit 五股二交流道 toward 國道1號
210 m
54. Take exit 五股二交流道(五股交流道/五股) toward 國道1號
450 m
55. Take exit 五股二交流道(國1五股交流道) on the left toward 國道1號
1.9 km
56. Take exit 五股交流道 to merge onto 國道1號
66.1 km
57. Take exit 新竹系統交流道 to merge onto 國道3號
137 km
58. Take exit 名間交流道 toward 名間/集集
1.0 km
59. Turn left onto 彰南路/台3線
Continue to follow 台3線
2.5 km
60. Continue onto 員集路/台16線
Continue to follow 台16線
15.3 km
61. Turn right onto 中山路一段/台16線
Continue to follow 台16線
4.3 km
62. Slight right onto 新中橫公路水里玉山線/台21線
Continue to follow 台21線
3.6 km
63. Turn left onto 人倫林道
450 m
64. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道
1.6 km
65. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道
1.6 km
66. Take the 1st left to stay on 人倫林道
1.3 km
67. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道
950 m
68. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道
26.6 km
69. Turn right onto 人倫林道支線
200 m
Taiwan

u-Bob · 07-19-2011, 07:23 AM

deja vu, but still kinda funny

bloggerz · 07-19-2011, 07:30 AM

makes sense lol

JamesGw · 07-19-2011, 08:26 AM

They say swim now? It used to be kayak.

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chris_joseph · 07-19-2011, 01:01 PM

lol, now try ...to japan

HBKKH · 07-19-2011, 03:15 PM

taiwan is awesome city. other than the stinky tofu.

Andreas · 07-19-2011, 03:30 PM

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WebCashMaker Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,726	China 1. Head north toward 312国道 4.0 km 2. Turn right onto 312国道 16.1 km 3. Turn left onto the ramp to Ｇ２２青兰高速 Partial toll road 600 m 4. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速 Toll road 167 km 5. Exit onto 312国道 Partial toll road 91.9 km 6. 312国道 turns slightly left and becomes 崆峒大道（中段） 2.9 km 7. Continue onto 崆峒大道（东段） Go through 1 roundabout 2.7 km 8. Continue onto 东湖路 2.5 km 9. Turn right onto 312国道 2.8 km 10. Turn left onto the ramp to Ｇ２２青兰高速 Partial toll road 400 m 11. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速 Toll road 69.9 km 12. Take exit 罗汉洞/凤口/西安 toward 312国道 500 m 13. Slight right onto 312国道 77 m 14. Keep left at the fork 26.9 km 15. Take the ramp on the left to Ｇ７０福银高速 220 m 16. Slight left onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road 293 km 17. Continue onto Ｇ４０沪陕高速 Toll road 574 km 18. Take the exit onto Ｇ４５大广高速 Partial toll road 214 km 19. Exit on the left onto 201省道 4.4 km 20. Slight right onto the ramp to Ｇ７０福银高速 92 m 21. Keep left at the fork to continue toward Ｇ７０福银高速 150 m 22. Keep right at the fork to continue toward Ｇ７０福银高速 500 m 23. Keep right at the fork and merge onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road 115 km 24. Take the exit 500 m 25. Continue straight 1.5 km 26. Continue straight onto ０４７乡道 3.2 km 27. ０４７乡道 turns left and becomes 湖北大道 1.3 km 28. Slight right onto 湖北大道/105国道 Continue to follow 105国道 Toll road 4.9 km 29. Merge onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road 710 km 30. Take exit 福州/宁德/Ｇ１５沈海高速/厦门 to merge onto Ｇ１５沈海高速 Toll road 23.3 km 31. Take exit 宏路/福清 to merge onto 福政路 Partial toll road 2.4 km 32. Turn left toward 福玉路 400 m 33. Turn right toward 福玉路 400 m 34. Continue straight onto 福玉路 400 m 35. Turn left onto 清荣大道 350 m 36. Exit onto 福融路 1.3 km 37. Turn left onto 清昌大道 900 m 38. Continue straight to stay on 清昌大道 2.7 km 39. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto 龙江路 1.8 km 40. Slight left onto 龙江路/305省道 Continue to follow 305省道 47.3 km 41. Take the ferry 3.2 km 42. Continue straight onto 305省道 10.3 km 43. Continue onto 万宝西路 1.1 km 44. Continue onto 万宝中路 1.4 km 45. Turn left onto 西航路 2.0 km 46. Turn right onto 龙凤路 650 m 47. Turn left 86 m 48. Swim across the Pacific Ocean 165 km 49. Continue straight 1.1 km 50. Turn right onto 領港大道 900 m 51. Slight right to stay on 領港大道 450 m 52. Turn left onto 台64線 11.2 km 53. Take exit 五股二交流道 toward 國道1號 210 m 54. Take exit 五股二交流道(五股交流道/五股) toward 國道1號 450 m 55. Take exit 五股二交流道(國1五股交流道) on the left toward 國道1號 1.9 km 56. Take exit 五股交流道 to merge onto 國道1號 66.1 km 57. Take exit 新竹系統交流道 to merge onto 國道3號 137 km 58. Take exit 名間交流道 toward 名間/集集 1.0 km 59. Turn left onto 彰南路/台3線 Continue to follow 台3線 2.5 km 60. Continue onto 員集路/台16線 Continue to follow 台16線 15.3 km 61. Turn right onto 中山路一段/台16線 Continue to follow 台16線 4.3 km 62. Slight right onto 新中橫公路水里玉山線/台21線 Continue to follow 台21線 3.6 km 63. Turn left onto 人倫林道 450 m 64. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道 1.6 km 65. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道 1.6 km 66. Take the 1st left to stay on 人倫林道 1.3 km 67. Turn left to stay on 人倫林道 950 m 68. Turn right to stay on 人倫林道 26.6 km 69. Turn right onto 人倫林道支線 200 m Taiwan __________________

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