Hey GFYer's... What is your best Margarita recipe... - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 07-27-2011, 06:52 PM

Have a date coming over for 1st dinner date tomorrow and I am making a Mexican meal.

Can you share your Margarita recipe so I can start things smoothly

Thanks

Juicy D. Links · 07-27-2011, 07:05 PM

Pootine and Roofies man.........no mexican food

L-Pink · 07-27-2011, 07:23 PM

1/3 good tequila, 1/3 Grand Marnier and triple sec, 1/3 fresh lime juice.

This recipe also helps prevent scurvy.

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Jman · 07-27-2011, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

1/3 good tequila, 1/3 Grand Marnier and triple sec, 1/3 fresh lime juice.

This recipe also helps prevent scurvy.

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Noice

artwilliams · 07-27-2011, 07:42 PM

1 part lime
1 1/2 parts tequila
1/2 part cointreau or triple sec
sugar to taste (even better if you use simple syrup)

Jman · 07-27-2011, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by artwilliams

1 part lime
1 1/2 parts tequila
1/2 part cointreau or triple sec
sugar to taste (even better if you use simple syrup)

Thanks, it is noted

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-27-2011, 07:53 PM

here you go: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/f...ipe/index.html

Jman · 07-27-2011, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

here you go: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/f...ipe/index.html

Love the mango feel to it

TheDoc · 07-27-2011, 07:58 PM

I follow the recipe on the margarita mix bottle. Basically just mix and tequila. If you want to get fancy, add some ice, triple sec and a little salt on the rim, or for the ladies some sugar, and a fancy twist of lime on the rim.... for that you paid too much for this touch!

L-Pink · 07-27-2011, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

Love the mango feel to it

Mango is a member of the poison ivy family. Make sure your guests/date isn't allergic.

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Jman · 07-27-2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Mango is a member of the poison ivy family. Make sure your guests/date isn't allergic.

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Already asked... she said ''Show me''

L-Pink · 07-27-2011, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

Already asked... she said ''Show me''

I'm allergic, my whole face/lips swell up if I have fresh mango. Just wanted to bring it up, didn't want to cost you a chance to get laid

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PornStarToys · 07-27-2011, 08:08 PM

1 part tequila

Vendzilla · 07-27-2011, 08:09 PM

take a blender, fill with cube ices to the top, add cabo wabo tequila till 1/3 full, add cointreau till half full, fill to the top with frozen strawberries, then blend, there will be some room after blending, add sweet and sour

I make a drink thats better for dates, fill the blender with ice, pour in oz's of Kahlua, Baileys, Tuaca, Frangelico and Malibu rum, then add two scoops of french Vanilla Ice cream, blend, serve in a ice cream sundae glass with whip cream and a red cherry

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-27-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

take a blender, fill with cube ices to the top, add cabo wabo tequila till 1/3 full, add cointreau till half full, fill to the top with frozen strawberries, then blend, there will be some room after blending, add sweet and sour

I make a drink thats better for dates, fill the blender with ice, pour in oz's of Kahlua, Baileys, Tuaca, Frangelico and Malibu rum, then add two scoops of french Vanilla Ice cream, blend, serve in a ice cream sundae glass with whip cream and a red cherry

icecream with a serious kick.....i love it! be right over

Jman · 07-27-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

take a blender, fill with cube ices to the top, add cabo wabo tequila till 1/3 full, add cointreau till half full, fill to the top with frozen strawberries, then blend, there will be some room after blending, add sweet and sour

I make a drink thats better for dates, fill the blender with ice, pour in oz's of Kahlua, Baileys, Tuaca, Frangelico and Malibu rum, then add two scoops of french Vanilla Ice cream, blend, serve in a ice cream sundae glass with whip cream and a red cherry

Damn... your second drink WILL BE desert

Vendzilla · 07-27-2011, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

icecream with a serious kick.....i love it! be right over

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

Damn... your second drink WILL BE desert

I spent time as a high end bartender, we made everything from scratch, my bloodymary's are legendary

Lykos · 07-28-2011, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

1/3 good tequila, 1/3 Grand Marnier and triple sec, 1/3 fresh lime juice.

This recipe also helps prevent scurvy.

.

This is good!

Arton · 07-28-2011, 05:35 AM

Its depends on what you want later :D
basic one:
2 oz Tequila (Blanco) in qiuck mode you should add 3 oz
1 oz Cointreau quick mode 1.5 oz
1 oz Lime Juice and in quick mode add 1.5 oz
½ tsp Fructose

or if you want to drink strawberry one get some fresh, frozen strawberry and mix them in blender add Tequila and Cointreau

Enjoy your drinks
cheers

ajrocks · 07-28-2011, 07:37 AM

God I want one now.

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-28-2011, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ajrocks

God I want one now.

we should have gone to VS this morning and gotten Bloody Marys from Vend

CurrentlySober · 07-28-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Poo and Roofies man.........no mexican food

bushwacker · 07-28-2011, 12:23 PM

Any great margarita must contain Grand Marnier.

Rochard · 07-28-2011, 02:17 PM

There once was a time when Mexican food was a treat for me. Where I grew up we had a single Mexican restaurant, and it was a dress up affair type of deal.

Now in Northern California, having a fucking hamburger is a treat. We have more Mexican restaurants than anything else.

O MARINA · 07-28-2011, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

Have a date coming over for 1st dinner date tomorrow and I am making a Mexican meal.

First date AT your place? oy vey

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-28-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

There once was a time when Mexican food was a treat for me. Where I grew up we had a single Mexican restaurant, and it was a dress up affair type of deal.

Now in Northern California, having a fucking hamburger is a treat. We have more Mexican restaurants than anything else.

you must have grown up where i did in N. Cal LOL

Vendzilla · 07-28-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

we should have gone to VS this morning and gotten Bloody Marys from Vend

I'm making some this weekend, I take a bottle of stoli and stuff habenero peppers in the bottle and let it sit for a month, then over ice, pour in 2 oz's of the vodka, tomato juice, a tablespoon of horseradish, the raw type, white pepper, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, Tabasco, A1 steak sauce and celery salt. I call it a firehouse mary, hottest bitch in the city!!!!

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-28-2011, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I'm making some this weekend, I take a bottle of stoli and stuff habenero peppers in the bottle and let it sit for a month, then over ice, pour in 2 oz's of the vodka, tomato juice, a tablespoon of horseradish, the raw type, white pepper, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, Tabasco, A1 steak sauce and celery salt. I call it a firehouse mary, hottest bitch in the city!!!!

omg, that just made my mouth water.....sounds so yummy! i love spicy

Vendzilla · 07-28-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

omg, that just made my mouth water.....sounds so yummy! i love spicy

My roomate and I are talking about having a party later this year, maybe October or November, lots of notorius type people, but the drinks will be the best

Take a gallon of Apple Juice, a gallon of Apple Cider, 12 cinimon sticks and 3 cups of sugar, bring to a boil, let it cool down, then put a bottle of everclear in it. Taste just like liquid apple pie, I pour it in mason jars and serve it like that. Very strong

mountainmiester · 07-28-2011, 03:14 PM

Easy one.

Take 1 can of Limeade and empty it into the blender/pitcher
Fill the can with Tequila and add it
Fill the can 1/2 full of triple sec or Cointreau and add it
Add two egg whites if you want them blended
Add sugar if desired

Blend with ice or pour over ice and you're ready to go.

Now if you want my Sangria Recipe, let me know.

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-28-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

My roomate and I are talking about having a party later this year, maybe October or November, lots of notorius type people, but the drinks will be the best

Take a gallon of Apple Juice, a gallon of Apple Cider, 12 cinimon sticks and 3 cups of sugar, bring to a boil, let it cool down, then put a bottle of everclear in it. Taste just like liquid apple pie, I pour it in mason jars and serve it like that. Very strong

i hope i'm notorious enough to make that list! i've never heard of these drinks you're coming up with. the apple/everclear sounds deliciously dangerous

Vendzilla · 07-28-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

i hope i'm notorious enough to make that list! i've never heard of these drinks you're coming up with. the apple/everclear sounds deliciously dangerous

My roomate was on an episode of gangland, showed just his back, but everyone knew who it was. We've been friends for years. I'm sure you would be fine. Hit me up and I'll let you know when there are parties to go to.......

thickcash_amo · 07-28-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainmiester

Easy one.

Take 1 can of Limeade and empty it into the blender/pitcher
Fill the can with Tequila and add it
Fill the can 1/2 full of triple sec or Cointreau and add it
Add two egg whites if you want them blended
Add sugar if desired

Blend with ice or pour over ice and you're ready to go.

Now if you want my Sangria Recipe, let me know.

Egg whites?

fuzebox · 07-28-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

1/3 good tequila, 1/3 Grand Marnier and triple sec, 1/3 fresh lime juice.

This recipe also helps prevent scurvy.

.

This would be my exact recipe as well

fuzebox · 07-28-2011, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

Egg whites?

A lot of cocktails have egg whites in them, makes the drink frothy.

brassmonkey · 07-28-2011, 11:18 PM

2 parts horse piss and a pinch of gunpowder

marlboroack · 07-28-2011, 11:33 PM

I'm going to tell you the ancient Margarita making secret.. They always taste better when someone else makes them.

Imortyl Pussycat · 07-29-2011, 03:50 PM

status report please.....did any of our recipes get you laid????

Jman · 07-29-2011, 03:56 PM

It went very well, great evening and my dinner and ritas where kickass ;-)

epitome · 07-29-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Crak_JMan

It went very well, great evening and my dinner and ritas where kickass ;-)

Yeah, you didn't get laid.

EDIT: or the "went very well, great evening" could mean you want to marry her.

That response can go two ways.

Jman · 07-29-2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Yeah, you didn't get laid.

EDIT: or the "went very well, great evening" could mean you want to marry her.

That response can go two ways.

Dude, been there done that 10 years ago... didn't last and won't happen again

Now if I got laid or not well you can make any guess you want

07-27-2011, 06:52 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,662	Hey GFYer's... What is your best Margarita recipe... Have a date coming over for 1st dinner date tomorrow and I am making a Mexican meal. Can you share your Margarita recipe so I can start things smoothly Thanks __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	I follow the recipe on the margarita mix bottle. Basically just mix and tequila. If you want to get fancy, add some ice, triple sec and a little salt on the rim, or for the ladies some sugar, and a fancy twist of lime on the rim.... for that you paid too much for this touch! __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

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artwilliams Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 252	1 part lime 1 1/2 parts tequila 1/2 part cointreau or triple sec sugar to taste (even better if you use simple syrup)

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Arton Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 270	Its depends on what you want later :D basic one: 2 oz Tequila (Blanco) in qiuck mode you should add 3 oz 1 oz Cointreau quick mode 1.5 oz 1 oz Lime Juice and in quick mode add 1.5 oz ½ tsp Fructose or if you want to drink strawberry one get some fresh, frozen strawberry and mix them in blender add Tequila and Cointreau Enjoy your drinks cheers

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